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Hum ghar ki andar chale aye.Anil ne light on kia.

Anil- Hey Dude.Waha par kitchen hain.Yeh hall hain aur ghar mein 3 bedroom hain aur 2 bathroom hain.Ok.

Anil jabh baat kar raha tha ek daam style markar.Jaise Dev anand karta hain.

Main- Ji uncle ok.

Anil- Tumhe kitni baar bolun ki main uncle nahi hoon abhi toh main jawan hoon.Just call me Anil.

Main mann mein sochne laga Budha behs kahi ka jawan banne chala.Kala behs kahi ka.

Main- Ok Anil.

Anil- Thats good.Khana khood bana loge ki maid chahiye.

Main- Nahi main khud bana lunga.

Anil- Ok.Chalo aram karo.Main aab chalta hoon.Agar kisi cheez ki jarurat pade toh phone kar dena aur kitchen mein sab kuch hain.Abhi ke liye main khana lekar ata hoon.

Phir Anil mujhe ghar pe chod kar bahar chala gaya.Main jakar ek bedroom mein ghus gaya.Achi tarha se sajha hua tha ghar.Chalo fresh ho jate hain.Main apne bag se kaode nikala aur towel nikal kar bathroom ghus gaya fresh hone.Fresh hokar main bed par gir gaya.Tabhi mujhe yaad aya.Oh shit Dadi ko phone karna toh bhul hi gayi.Main jaldi se Dadi ko call lagaya.

Dadi- Abhi waqt mila phone karne ka.

Main- Woh Dadi yaha par ake sab se milte milte der ho gaya..Jhoot.

Dadi- Thik hain.Khana khaya ki nahi.

Main- Ji abhi khayonga.

Dadi- Itna der ho gaya aur tu aab khana khayega.

Main- Are Dadi bus mein khaya tha na.

Dadi- Toh kya hua.Chal jaldi jakar kha le.

Main- Thik hain abhi kha leta hoon.Aapne khaya.

Dadi- Haan maine khana kha liya.Tere baat toh maine mana samay par khana khane ka tu toh mere baat nahi mana.

Main- Dadi sirf aaj hi aisa huya.Aghe se aisa nahi hoga.

Dadi- Thik hain.Ja khana kha le.

Phir Dadi ne call cut kia.Itne mein Anil khana lekar a gaya.Main beth gaya khane ke liye.

Main- aap nahi khayenge.

Anil- Nahi mujhe ghar jana hain.

Main- Acha aapke ghar mein kyon kyon hain.

Anil- Main khud aur kyon rahega.

Main- Aapne abhi tak shadi nahi ki.

Anil- Are abhi toh jawani aya hain.Kar lunga.Jaldi kya hain.

Budha kehta hai abhi jawani aya hain.Are jane wala hain jawani.

Main khana khane laga aur Anil chala gaya.Main khana khakar plate dho kar let gaya apne kamre mein.Kabh mujhe nind aya mujhe malum hi nahi pada.

Jabh mera ankh khula toh 8 p.m. baj raha tha.Main uth kar fresh ho gaya aur tyaar ho gaya bahar jane ke liye.Main ghar ko lock karke bahar chala aya.Colony se bahar akar maine ek taxi rukvaya.

Main- Ji mall chaliye.

Taxi- Konsa mall jayenge.

Main- Ji main yaha naya hoon toh mujhe malum nahi hain.Koi acha mall lekar chaliye.

Taxi- Thik hain.

Phir taxi mall ki taraf chal pada.Main bahar dekh raha tha.Raat mein toh yeh shahar aur bhi sundar lag raha hain.Charo taraf light jal raha tha.20 min mein hum mall chala aya.Main bill dekar mall ki andar chala gaya.Yeh shayed iss shahar ka sabse bada mall hain.Chalo khud ke liye kuch acha sa kapde leta hoon.Main jakar ek gents ke dukaan mein ghus gaya.Main aapne liye kapde dekhne laga.Ghumte ghumte mein dukaan ki corner mein ja pohoncha.Jaha par do premi shopping kar raha tha.Ladka masti kar raha tha aur ladki sharma raha tha.Main waha se chala aya aur 2 shirt 2 t-shirt aur 2 jeans liya.Bill pay karke bahar a gaya.

Aab mujhe naukar wala kapde lena tha jo yaha par nahi mil sakta.Main mall se bahar a gaya aurur aise hi raste pe chal raha tha jaha se aise kapde mil sake.Phir mujhe ek dukaan dikhai dia.Main waha par chala gaya.

Main- Kya yaha par pajama kurta mil sakta hain kya.

Dukandar- Haan.

Main- Ji mujhe 2 jodha pajama kurta chahiye.

Phir dukandar mujhe 2 jodha kapde dia.

Main- Ghamcha milega yaha par.

Dukandar- Haan.

Phir main bill pay karne ke liye apna credit card nikala.

Main- Ji credit card chalega.

Dukandar- Haan jorur.

Phir main bill pay karke bahar a gaya.Taxi wale ko colony ka naam batakar ghar chala aya.Aab khana kyon banayega.Phir maine dukan jakar khana le aya aur khakar Dadi ko call karke sou gaya.Kaal mission Bua ki ghar pe ghusna.Usse pehle mujhe bua ki ghar ke bareme janna padega.Main yeh saab sochte sochte sou gaya....//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f49d.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f49e.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f496.svg

 

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Thanks dear

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Subah phone bajne ke awaaz ke sath mera nind khula.Maine call dekha toh Dadi ka call tha.Maine call pick kia.

Dadi- Abhi tak sou raha hain.

Main- Woh nind nahi khula.

Dadi- Chal koi baat nahi.Aab uth ja 7 baj raha hain.

Main- Kya 7 baj raha hain.

Dadi- Tu aisa chonk kyu raha hain.Jaise tujhe koi bahot jaruri kaam hain.

Main- Nahi aisa kuch nahi bas kabhi itna der tak soya nahi na isliye.

Dadi- Chal rakhta hoon.Aapna khyal rakhna.

Main- Aap bhi apna khyal rakhna.

Phir main call cut kar dia.Call cut karke naha dhokar tyaar ho gaya aur Anil ko phone kia ane ke liye.Main ghar ke bahar jakar nashta lekar aya.Kamal ki baat yeh tha ki mujhe bahar koi dikhai nahi dia.Kya yaha par sab late karke utte hain kya.Mujhe kya karna hain.Main ghar akar nashta kia.Main beth kar tv dekhne laga.

Tabhi bell bajne laga.Main jakar gate khola.Mujhe laga Anil hoga.Lekin samne ek 30 saal ki aurat khadi thi.Dekhne mein kafi hot thi.Sari pehni huyi thi.

Main- Ji aap kyon hain.

Aurat- Ji main aapki padosi hoon.Aap yaha naya aye hain.

Main- Ji haan.

Aurat- Kya andar a sakta hoon.

Main- Ji aiye na.

Main darwaza se hath gaya aur uss aurat ghar mein ghus aya aur hall mein beth gaya.Main jakar unke samne beth gaya.

Aurat- Kafi acha ghar hain aapka.Kafi din tak yeh ghar band tha.Kya aapki kisi ka ghar hain yeh?

Main- Ji nahi main yeh ghar kirai par liya hoon.

Aurat- Ooo acha.Main Suman.Iss colony ka secretary ka biwi aur aap.

Main- Ji main Veer.

Suman- acha naam hain.

Main- Aapke bhi.

Suman- Baise aap koi kaam ke liye yaha par aye hain kya.Agar aapko bura laga hain ki main aapko yeh sawal puch raha hoon toh maaf kar dijiyega.

Main- Ji maafi mangne ki jarurat nahi hain.Mujhe bura nahi laga.Baise ek khas kaam ke liye aya hoon.

Suman- Acha thik hain ab main chalti hoon.Aapse milkar acha laga.

Main- Ji mujhe bhi.

Phir Suman chala gaya.Main Anil ka intezar karne laga.Karib 10 min baad Anil aya.

Main- Kabse aapka intezar kar raha tha.Itne der kyu laga.

Anil- Woh kya hain na subah subah mera ankh nahi khulta...Bahot style se bola.

Main- Woh chodo aapse ek kaam tha.

Anil- Haan bolo.

Main aapne kamre mein se uss address ko lekar aya jo munimji dia tha bua ki ghar ki pata.

Main- Iss address kaha ki hain woh pata karna tha.

Woh mere hath se address lekar dekhne laga.

Anil- Are yeh toh yaha ki janemane buisnessman ki ghar hain.

Main- Kya aap mujhe yaha lekar ja sakte hain.

Anil- Main kya tum taxi wale ko bhi inka naam bolo woh tumko unke ghar chodkar ayenge.

Main- Hmm.Chalo tum mujhe iss pate par le chalo.

Anil- Thik hain chalo.

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Main nikal pada apna naya chapter shuru karne ke liye.Karib 1 ghanta baad hum ek ghar ke pas ruke.Dekhne se bunglow type tha.Bahar se dekh kar hi lagta hain bahot bada aadmi ka ghar hain.Main bunglow ke gate ke pas chala gaya.Gate ke pas likha huya tha Divya nivaas.Mujhe samajhte der na laga ki bua ke naam se ghar ka naam rakha gaya.Uncle shayed bahot pyaar karte hain bua se.

Anil- Toh dude tumko tumhari manjil tak pohncha dia.Aab kya main ja sakta hoon.

Main- Haan haan tum ja sakte ho aur thanks.

Anil- You are welcome dude.

Phir Anil waha se chala jata hain.Aab mujhe ghar mein ghusne ke liye kuch idea sochna tha.Main jakar samne ek chay ki dukan mein chala gaya.

Main- Ek chay dena.

Dukandar mujhe ek chay dia.Main chay pine laga aur bunglow ke taraf dekh raha tha.Tabhi maine dekha bunglow ki watchman idhar a raha hain.Main muh fer liya kyu ki main nahi chahta jabh main andar jaon toh yeh mujhe nahi pehchane.

Watchman- Laxman ek chay dena.Dimag kaa dahi bana huya hain.

Laxman shayed dukandar ka naam tha.

Laxman- Chay dete huye...Kya huya dimag ka dahi kyu ho raha hain.

Watchman- Chay ka chuski lete huye....Are yaar kaam wali bai nahi mil raha hain.Madam ne mujhe kaha tha dhundne ke liye.

Laxman- Kyu woh maal kaha gaya jo pehle kaam karti thi.

Watchman- Saali ka shadi ho gaya.

Laxman- Kya maal thi.Dekhne se hi muh mein pani a jata tha.

Watchman- Woh sab chod tere pas kaam karne wali koi hain kya.

Laxman- Nahi re.Par main pata karta hoon.

Watchman- Thik hain bhai jara jaldi pata karna.Madam mera jaan kha raha hain.

Phir watchman chala jata hain.Mere hath mein mouka a gaya ghusne ke liye waha par.Lekin unko toh kaam wali bai chahiye mujhe kyu rakhega.Shayed khana banane waali.Mujhe toh khana nahi banana ata.Aab kya karoon.Lekin main iss mouka chod nahi sakta tha.Pehle ghus jaon bad mein sochunga.Main fatafat taxi liya aur ghar pahoncg gaya.Ghar akar ek baar Dadi se baat kia.Phir naukar wala kapde pehna aur kuch kapde ek bag mein le liya.Mobile ko silent karke bag mein rakh dia.Phir main nikal pada bua ki ghar ki taraf.

3 p.m. baje main bua ki ghar ke samne pahonch gaya.Maine bunglow ke kafi dhur taxi chod dia tha taki sab ko main garib lagon.Main uss ghar ki samne akar gate par knock kia.Watchman darwaza khola.

Watchman- Kya chahiye.

Main- Ji main gaon se aya hoon.Mere pas koi kaam nahi hain.Yaha koi kaam mil sakta hain kya.

Watchman- Nahi tumhare liye yaha par koi kaam nahi hain.

Main- Bhai main bahot garib hoon.Thoda madat kariye do din se kuch khaya nahi.

Watchman mujhe niche se upar tak dekha.Main dekhne mein gaon wala hi lag raha tha kyu ki main apna bal ko idhar udhar kar dia.Chehre pe thoda sa mayusi laya aur jaise bhukha hoon aise acting karne laga.Shayed Watchman ko mere upar taras a gaya.

Watchman- Khana bana sakte ho.

Main-Kuch bhi na sochkar....Haan main khana banana sab kuch kar sakta hoon.

Watchman- Chalo mere sath.

Main uske piche piche chal pada.Bunglow ke samne ek garden tha.Bunglow bahot bada dikh raha tha.Hum ghar ke andar a gaya.Andar ate hi dekha kitna alishan hain yeh ghar.Main bas charo taraf dekh rahaha tha.

Jabh hall mein pohoncha toh dekha hall mein ek aurat bethi huyi thi.Yeh aur koi nahi bua thi.Bua ko mere samne dekhkar mujhe bahot khushi huyi.Dekhne mein bilkul photo mein jaisi lagti hain baise hi hain.Main unke samne jakar khada ho gaya.

Watchman- Madam yeh kaam ke liye aya hain.

Divya bua- Kuch deer mujhe dekha....Yeh lekin hame toh ek bai chahiye tha.

Watchman- Bai mil nahi raha hain madam aur yeh sab kuch janta hain.Kyu jante ho na.

Main- Sar ko haan mein hilate huye...Ji haan.

Divya bua- Acha tum jao main baat karta hoon.

Phir watchman waha se chala jata hain.Main unke samne khada raha.

Divya bua- Tum kaam ke talash mein yaha aye ho gaon se.

Kuch pal ke liye toh main shock ho gaya kahin mujhe pehchan toh nahi liya.

Main- Ji ji m main kaam ke liye aya hoon.

Divya bua- Are aise ghabra kyu rahe ho main toh aise hi puch raha hoon.Baise tumhare ghar mein kyon kyon hain.

Main- Ji mera iss duniya mein koi nahi hain.

Divya bua- Woh acha.Tumhe dekhkar aisa lagta hain tum mere aapne ho.Acha woh chodo tumhe khana banana atata hain.

Aab kya kahoon.Zindaghi mein kabhi chay nahi banaya khaba toh dhur ki baat hain.Lekin kaam toh karna hi padega.

Main- Haan madamji.

Divya bua- Acha thik hain.Kitne paise loge.

Main- Madamji mujhe sirf yaha rehne dijiye aur kuch nahi chahiye.

Divya bua- Thik hain.Chalo tumhe tumhara kamra dikhati hoon.Chalo mere sath.

Main unke piche piche chal pada.Wk choti se room mein chala aya.Dekhne se lagta hain servant quater.

Divya bua- Yeh hain tumhara kamra.Tum aram karo kuch der mein sab a jayega phir tumhe sab ke sath mulakat karvaongi.

Phir bua chale gaye.Main waha ki bed par beth gaya.Chadar bahot hi kharab thi.Zindaghi hamisha aish aur aram se gujara tha maine kabhi nahi socha tha aisa bhi rehne padega par Dadi ke liye toh karna padega.

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