kareeb 5 min se ankita mam ke ghar ke samne khada tha lekin himmat nahi ho rahi thi ki knock karun . samajh
nahi aa raha tha kya karun , " sala ye kaam toh bin pade exam dene se bhi jada mushkil hai " mene apna sar
khujate hue khud se bakchodi ki aur bar bar agge piche janne lagga , ki kya karun andar jaun ya bahar jaun.
abhi mein khud hi ghumte hue khud se baat kar raha tha ki tabhi samne ka gate khula aur ankita mam bahar
aa nikli. bahar nikalte hi meri aur unki nazar apas mein takrai , unko dekh ke lag raha tha vo kahin janne
ke liye nikal rahi hai , mene unke chehre ko dekha toh vo bhuja hua tha jisse dekh mein samajh gaya ki vo
kal ki hi baat ko lekar baithi hai aur baithe bhi kyun na ek aurat har chiz bhul jati hai lekin kisi gair mard
ke sath banaye kisi bhi sambhand ko nahi bhulti , kyun ki vo baat uske man ko andar hi andar pareshan karti
hui apne aap ko uska doshi manti hai. ye baat mene internet pe paddi thi kaha tha na purri tayari ke sath
aya hun...
mujhe dekhte hi mam ne apni nazar mujh par se hata li aur gate lock karne laggi . mujhe kuch kehne ka ye
mauka sahi lagga isliye mein kuch kadam aage bada ki vo meri taraf bina dekhe mujhe halka sa dhakka dete
hue mere side se nikal gayi. aisi bezzati toh meri aaj tak kisi ne nahi ki thi , itna attitude shant
ankit shant.. galti pe aur galti na kar aur thande dimag se kaam rakh , mene apne aap ko hi samjhaya aur
tezzi se bhaga. mam sidiyan utar rahi thi mene piche jaake unka naam pukara , " mam.. one min.. please... "
par vo sidiyan utarti gayi aur ruki nahi. akhir mene gusse mein aakar mam ka hath piche se kas ke pakad
liya aur unhe rok diya.
" leave my hand...right now.. " mere hath pakdte hi mein kuch kuch kehta usse pehle unhone apni nazrein
meri taraf ghumai aur gurati hui awaz mein vo mujhe ghurti hue boli . ek pal toh meri fat ke hath
mein aa gayi pehli baar samajh aya ki fadne ka kaam sirf ladkon ka nahi hota , ladkiyan bhi kabhi
kabhi bina lund ke fad deti hai . lekin mene idhar samjdhari dikhate hue apna dar bhagaya aur
shant raha aur badde pyar se mam se baat karne lagga
" mam ek baar meri baat toh sun lijeye.. please.. " mere itna kehne ke baad mam ki gusse se bhari ankhen
badal si gayi jisse dekh ke laga chalo hasshhh kam ban gaya isliye mene apna hath dhila kar diya mam ke
hath ke uppar se par shayad yahi meri galti thi jiska faida vo utha le gayi .
ankita mam ne apna hath chudawaya aur meri taraf dekhte hue phir gusse mei boli , " go to hell.. " aur phir
tezz kadmo se bahar nikal gayi . " sala... ye toh sab kuch ulta fulta ho raha hai , socha tha mam ke ghar jaunga
kuch ache se bhari bhari dialouge bolunga jo mene aaj subh subh yaad kiye the aur bas kaam ban jayega
mam meri ho jayegi aur phir balle balle par yahan toh hum ho gaye nalle ".
ab jab sarre plan ke lavde chil chuke the toh ab plan b ka time tha , jo ki kuch tha hi nahi ab toh
bas itna tha ki mam ke piche piche chalte jao aur jahan jahan jaye vahan vahan unke piche ghumte raho.
han bas ab toh yahi karna tha , dekho kahan tak le jatti hai aaj mam . " abe kache chawal na bana
yahan se bahar niklega tabhi toh biryani banegi be , chal jaldi chal... khud ko galiyan di aur bhagte
hue bahar aa nikla . bahar nikalte hi mene pehle left dekha toh mam nahi dikhi aur phir right side dekha
toh bhi nahi diki , " lo bc ghum lo ab... mehbuba toh akele nikal li dusri queen movie banane "
jab mam dono side nahi dikhi toh khud par hi gussa aa gaya . hatash bhari ankhon se jab mene side ki shop
pe dekha toh meri ankhein kushi mein jhum uthi . mam kuch hi dur ki shop pe khadi kuch saman dekh
rahi thi , jisse dekhte hi mein uss taraf badh chala aur pahuch gaya kuch hi second mein.
" mam... " meri awaz sunte hi unhone gusse bhari nazron se mujhe dekha aur dekh rahi saman ko vahin patak
ke aage chal di .
" itna nakhre toh bollwood ki heroine nahi karti.. pata nahi kya chahti hai ye... " phir apne khayalon
mein kho gaya aur ek baar phir mam se duri badh gayi aur iss baar kuch jada hi . mam road cross kar
chuki thi aur vahan khadi hoke auto dhund rahi thi .
" le bc meri item toh sawari lekar udne ke liye taiyar hai.. bhag beta ankit... " mein tezz kadmo se mam
ki taraf dekhte hue road corss ke liye dauda lekin ek toh salli aaj itni bheed thi yahan pe na janne kya hua
tha jo sab ke sab yahan ki market pe tute pade the jaise sala free mein saman bant raha ho , aao le jaoo
apna thobda dikhao aur uske hissab se lund ya chut le jaoo bhid mein se nikalne mein thoda time laga
aur mein mam ke liye road cross karne ko hua ki tabhi meri nazar mam se hat ke road pe paddi , jahan dekhte
hi mera matha thanak gaya.
" ye aurtein bhi na ek baar shopping karne mein busy ho jaye toh sab kuch bhul jati hai , yahan tak ki apne
bachon ko bhi " road ke bichon bich akele chote se bache ko ghumte dekh mujhe gussa aa gaya
ek pal ke liye mene bache se nazar hata ke ankita ki taraf dekha toh usko auto mil gaya tha aur vo usse
baat kar rahi thi yani ki uska yahan se ud janne ka plan ban chuka tha
" oyee chotu... vapis jaa.. " mene vahin khade reh kar chillaya lekin vo nahi suna aur apni dhun mein idhar
udhar ghumta raha , ab mere left side vo bacha aur right side pe jatti ankita mam , " sala aisi musibat
mein har bar mein hi kyun fansta hun... ankita mam meri dil ki dhadkan do minute ruko mein iss bache ko
sahi jagah pahucha dun phir apke sath aunga... " ankita mam ki taraf mene dekha toh vo abhi auto valle se
kisi baat ko lekar behas kar rahi thi , mein fauran uss bache ke pass pahucha aur usse goad mein utha liya.
haye ye salle chote bache badde hi pyare hote hain , usse dekh kar ek pal mujhe arnav ki yaad aa gayi " beta
aise road pe nahi ghumte .. koi car aa jayegi achi baat nahi hai.. " mene hanste hue usse kaha toh usne apna
matha sikod liya mano usse meri baat pasand na ayi ho . phir mene usse path pe le jaake safely utar diya
tab jaake man ko shanti mili.. " ab suno , mummy ke pass raho aur road ke bich mein mat ana samjhe. vaise
tere chakar mein meri item kahin chali na jaye.. " mein kuch kadam piche hattne lagga ye dekhne ke liye
ki ankita mam abhi khadi hai ki nahi , toh pata chala ki mam auto mein baith rahi hai , " iski maa ka ye toh
jaa rahi hai... " mene ankita mam ko aise dekhte hue abhi khud se kaha ki kano mein ek awaz ayi
jaise bilkul mere kareeb ho , infact aisa laga mano bilkul mere piche hi ho , mene apni nazrein piche ghumai
aur bas ek chiz zor se mere se takrai aur mein sidhe pait ke bal zameen pe.
" oooohh terrriii maa kaa.... " kuch mehsus ho raha tha toh bas itna ki mein zameen pe laita hun , suraj ki
roshni ankhon mein chub rahi hai , kaffi log bhagte hue meri taraf aa rahe hain , sab kuch bahut ajeeb
sa lag raha tha mene apni nazrein samne se hata ke side mein ki toh mujhe vahi chota bacha dikha jo bilkul
mere chehre ke pass tha aur mujhse kuch keh raha tha , " bhaiya aap theek ho... " uski awaz kano mein gunj
rahi thi , aisa lag raha tha mano mein kisi guffa ke andar laita hun kyun ki gunjti awaz ke sath dhire dhire
ankhon ke aage se suraj ki roshni andhere mein badalti jaa rahi thi aur phir sab kuch kala ho gaya , uske
baad na toh roshni dikhi aur na hi koi awazein sunai di.
gheri sans lete hue mein achanak se baith gaya mano kisi ne jabardsti sula diya ho aur ab achanak se ankh
khul gayi . ankhon ke aage halka sa dhundla pan tha mene ankhen band karke kholi lekin tab bhi kuch saaf
nahi dikha . ek pal samajh nahi aya ki kya hua hai mujhe , mene dimag par zor dalne ki sochi ki sar bhanna
gaya , mano kisi ne sar pe hathode baja diye ho jiski vajah se na chahte hue bhi muh se cheekh nikal gayi..
" aaaaaahahh.....hh... bc.... " cheekhte hue mene apna sar pakad liya aur tabhi mere kano mein awaz paddi.
" you need to relax... lait jao... " kandhe pe kisi ne hath rakh ke mujhe laita diya , mene apni nazare uss shaks
ki taraf ki lekin mujhe saaf dikhai nahi diya aisa laga mano meri ankhon ki roshni mujhse chinti jaa rahi ho.
" mujhe kuch saaf dikhai nahi de raha hai.. " aise laite hue mujhe baichani toh mein uthne ko hua lekin
uss shaks ne mujhe uthne nahi diya.
" you need to calm down ankit... sab kuch theek hai , tum relax raho aur laite raho.. relax.. " awaz ke sath
mere sar pe ek mulayam hath pada aur vo mere sar ko sehlane lagga aur phir se mein neend ki agosh mein
chala gaya.
nahi aa raha tha kya karun , " sala ye kaam toh bin pade exam dene se bhi jada mushkil hai " mene apna sar
khujate hue khud se bakchodi ki aur bar bar agge piche janne lagga , ki kya karun andar jaun ya bahar jaun.
abhi mein khud hi ghumte hue khud se baat kar raha tha ki tabhi samne ka gate khula aur ankita mam bahar
aa nikli. bahar nikalte hi meri aur unki nazar apas mein takrai , unko dekh ke lag raha tha vo kahin janne
ke liye nikal rahi hai , mene unke chehre ko dekha toh vo bhuja hua tha jisse dekh mein samajh gaya ki vo
kal ki hi baat ko lekar baithi hai aur baithe bhi kyun na ek aurat har chiz bhul jati hai lekin kisi gair mard
ke sath banaye kisi bhi sambhand ko nahi bhulti , kyun ki vo baat uske man ko andar hi andar pareshan karti
hui apne aap ko uska doshi manti hai. ye baat mene internet pe paddi thi kaha tha na purri tayari ke sath
aya hun...
mujhe dekhte hi mam ne apni nazar mujh par se hata li aur gate lock karne laggi . mujhe kuch kehne ka ye
mauka sahi lagga isliye mein kuch kadam aage bada ki vo meri taraf bina dekhe mujhe halka sa dhakka dete
hue mere side se nikal gayi. aisi bezzati toh meri aaj tak kisi ne nahi ki thi , itna attitude shant
ankit shant.. galti pe aur galti na kar aur thande dimag se kaam rakh , mene apne aap ko hi samjhaya aur
tezzi se bhaga. mam sidiyan utar rahi thi mene piche jaake unka naam pukara , " mam.. one min.. please... "
par vo sidiyan utarti gayi aur ruki nahi. akhir mene gusse mein aakar mam ka hath piche se kas ke pakad
liya aur unhe rok diya.
" leave my hand...right now.. " mere hath pakdte hi mein kuch kuch kehta usse pehle unhone apni nazrein
meri taraf ghumai aur gurati hui awaz mein vo mujhe ghurti hue boli . ek pal toh meri fat ke hath
mein aa gayi pehli baar samajh aya ki fadne ka kaam sirf ladkon ka nahi hota , ladkiyan bhi kabhi
kabhi bina lund ke fad deti hai . lekin mene idhar samjdhari dikhate hue apna dar bhagaya aur
shant raha aur badde pyar se mam se baat karne lagga
" mam ek baar meri baat toh sun lijeye.. please.. " mere itna kehne ke baad mam ki gusse se bhari ankhen
badal si gayi jisse dekh ke laga chalo hasshhh kam ban gaya isliye mene apna hath dhila kar diya mam ke
hath ke uppar se par shayad yahi meri galti thi jiska faida vo utha le gayi .
ankita mam ne apna hath chudawaya aur meri taraf dekhte hue phir gusse mei boli , " go to hell.. " aur phir
tezz kadmo se bahar nikal gayi . " sala... ye toh sab kuch ulta fulta ho raha hai , socha tha mam ke ghar jaunga
kuch ache se bhari bhari dialouge bolunga jo mene aaj subh subh yaad kiye the aur bas kaam ban jayega
mam meri ho jayegi aur phir balle balle par yahan toh hum ho gaye nalle ".
ab jab sarre plan ke lavde chil chuke the toh ab plan b ka time tha , jo ki kuch tha hi nahi ab toh
bas itna tha ki mam ke piche piche chalte jao aur jahan jahan jaye vahan vahan unke piche ghumte raho.
han bas ab toh yahi karna tha , dekho kahan tak le jatti hai aaj mam . " abe kache chawal na bana
yahan se bahar niklega tabhi toh biryani banegi be , chal jaldi chal... khud ko galiyan di aur bhagte
hue bahar aa nikla . bahar nikalte hi mene pehle left dekha toh mam nahi dikhi aur phir right side dekha
toh bhi nahi diki , " lo bc ghum lo ab... mehbuba toh akele nikal li dusri queen movie banane "
jab mam dono side nahi dikhi toh khud par hi gussa aa gaya . hatash bhari ankhon se jab mene side ki shop
pe dekha toh meri ankhein kushi mein jhum uthi . mam kuch hi dur ki shop pe khadi kuch saman dekh
rahi thi , jisse dekhte hi mein uss taraf badh chala aur pahuch gaya kuch hi second mein.
" mam... " meri awaz sunte hi unhone gusse bhari nazron se mujhe dekha aur dekh rahi saman ko vahin patak
ke aage chal di .
" itna nakhre toh bollwood ki heroine nahi karti.. pata nahi kya chahti hai ye... " phir apne khayalon
mein kho gaya aur ek baar phir mam se duri badh gayi aur iss baar kuch jada hi . mam road cross kar
chuki thi aur vahan khadi hoke auto dhund rahi thi .
" le bc meri item toh sawari lekar udne ke liye taiyar hai.. bhag beta ankit... " mein tezz kadmo se mam
ki taraf dekhte hue road corss ke liye dauda lekin ek toh salli aaj itni bheed thi yahan pe na janne kya hua
tha jo sab ke sab yahan ki market pe tute pade the jaise sala free mein saman bant raha ho , aao le jaoo
apna thobda dikhao aur uske hissab se lund ya chut le jaoo bhid mein se nikalne mein thoda time laga
aur mein mam ke liye road cross karne ko hua ki tabhi meri nazar mam se hat ke road pe paddi , jahan dekhte
hi mera matha thanak gaya.
" ye aurtein bhi na ek baar shopping karne mein busy ho jaye toh sab kuch bhul jati hai , yahan tak ki apne
bachon ko bhi " road ke bichon bich akele chote se bache ko ghumte dekh mujhe gussa aa gaya
ek pal ke liye mene bache se nazar hata ke ankita ki taraf dekha toh usko auto mil gaya tha aur vo usse
baat kar rahi thi yani ki uska yahan se ud janne ka plan ban chuka tha
" oyee chotu... vapis jaa.. " mene vahin khade reh kar chillaya lekin vo nahi suna aur apni dhun mein idhar
udhar ghumta raha , ab mere left side vo bacha aur right side pe jatti ankita mam , " sala aisi musibat
mein har bar mein hi kyun fansta hun... ankita mam meri dil ki dhadkan do minute ruko mein iss bache ko
sahi jagah pahucha dun phir apke sath aunga... " ankita mam ki taraf mene dekha toh vo abhi auto valle se
kisi baat ko lekar behas kar rahi thi , mein fauran uss bache ke pass pahucha aur usse goad mein utha liya.
haye ye salle chote bache badde hi pyare hote hain , usse dekh kar ek pal mujhe arnav ki yaad aa gayi " beta
aise road pe nahi ghumte .. koi car aa jayegi achi baat nahi hai.. " mene hanste hue usse kaha toh usne apna
matha sikod liya mano usse meri baat pasand na ayi ho . phir mene usse path pe le jaake safely utar diya
tab jaake man ko shanti mili.. " ab suno , mummy ke pass raho aur road ke bich mein mat ana samjhe. vaise
tere chakar mein meri item kahin chali na jaye.. " mein kuch kadam piche hattne lagga ye dekhne ke liye
ki ankita mam abhi khadi hai ki nahi , toh pata chala ki mam auto mein baith rahi hai , " iski maa ka ye toh
jaa rahi hai... " mene ankita mam ko aise dekhte hue abhi khud se kaha ki kano mein ek awaz ayi
jaise bilkul mere kareeb ho , infact aisa laga mano bilkul mere piche hi ho , mene apni nazrein piche ghumai
aur bas ek chiz zor se mere se takrai aur mein sidhe pait ke bal zameen pe.
" oooohh terrriii maa kaa.... " kuch mehsus ho raha tha toh bas itna ki mein zameen pe laita hun , suraj ki
roshni ankhon mein chub rahi hai , kaffi log bhagte hue meri taraf aa rahe hain , sab kuch bahut ajeeb
sa lag raha tha mene apni nazrein samne se hata ke side mein ki toh mujhe vahi chota bacha dikha jo bilkul
mere chehre ke pass tha aur mujhse kuch keh raha tha , " bhaiya aap theek ho... " uski awaz kano mein gunj
rahi thi , aisa lag raha tha mano mein kisi guffa ke andar laita hun kyun ki gunjti awaz ke sath dhire dhire
ankhon ke aage se suraj ki roshni andhere mein badalti jaa rahi thi aur phir sab kuch kala ho gaya , uske
baad na toh roshni dikhi aur na hi koi awazein sunai di.
gheri sans lete hue mein achanak se baith gaya mano kisi ne jabardsti sula diya ho aur ab achanak se ankh
khul gayi . ankhon ke aage halka sa dhundla pan tha mene ankhen band karke kholi lekin tab bhi kuch saaf
nahi dikha . ek pal samajh nahi aya ki kya hua hai mujhe , mene dimag par zor dalne ki sochi ki sar bhanna
gaya , mano kisi ne sar pe hathode baja diye ho jiski vajah se na chahte hue bhi muh se cheekh nikal gayi..
" aaaaaahahh.....hh... bc.... " cheekhte hue mene apna sar pakad liya aur tabhi mere kano mein awaz paddi.
" you need to relax... lait jao... " kandhe pe kisi ne hath rakh ke mujhe laita diya , mene apni nazare uss shaks
ki taraf ki lekin mujhe saaf dikhai nahi diya aisa laga mano meri ankhon ki roshni mujhse chinti jaa rahi ho.
" mujhe kuch saaf dikhai nahi de raha hai.. " aise laite hue mujhe baichani toh mein uthne ko hua lekin
uss shaks ne mujhe uthne nahi diya.
" you need to calm down ankit... sab kuch theek hai , tum relax raho aur laite raho.. relax.. " awaz ke sath
mere sar pe ek mulayam hath pada aur vo mere sar ko sehlane lagga aur phir se mein neend ki agosh mein
chala gaya.