Update - 72
" Ye semester bahut important hai, as not for the exam but for your interview and carrier... par agar exam important nahi to semester kyun ? ye sawal aap sabke man mein aya hoga.. "
" han mera man tera katl karne ka hai bakarchod kahin ki.. "
" Agar aya hai to achi baat hai... kyun ki jo semester mein important hai vo hai apka project. Project ke basis par hi is bar number jayenge aur wahi aap sab ke interview ke liye kaam ayega.. Project ki details apko Miss. Ankita clear kar dengi.. lekin mein ek baat apko bata dun.. project completion ke liye apke bas sirf 3 hafte hai, kyun ki uske baad ek week apke PD, apti etc ki classes hogi, next month se interview start ho jayenge.. so be prepare... exam ki tension mat lena.. final exam mein sirf ek subject ka theory hai is bar jaise you all aware of it.. just focus on two things complete your project as fast as you can and prepare yourself for the interviews.. good luck.. "
" Thank you mam.. " puri class vanaro ki sena ki tarah chillai.
" muh mein le le mera luck vahi se shuru ho jayega.. behen ki lodi kitna bakti hai.. " hod ke jate hi mein bola.
" kaam ki baat bak rahi hai.. hamara hi bhala hai usme "
" lawda kaam.. ye sirf chutia bana rahe hai.. "
" tujhe hamesha aisa kyun lagta hai sab tera chutia bana rahe hain ? tu bc khud ko kya samjhta hai " vicky chauda hota hua bola, uska badla sa roop dekh kar man kiya ki iske roop mein apne lawde ka pani fenk kar sale ki roop rekha badal dun..
" teri kyun jal rahi bitiya chod.. tujhe kaun sa naukri karni hai.. paise wala aulad hai tu to auladein paida karega sidha ab "
" bhosdeke.. kam bol "
" kam ? bc auladein kaha hai aulad nahi.. ek se jada paida kar hi lega tu.. itni to jaan hai tujme "
" mein job karunga.. kuch tym ke liye "
" wahh khudar admi.. " vaise mujhe yakeen nahi tha ki ye aisa hoga ...
" sheetal bhi yahi kehti hai business to hai hi kuch time job kar lu.. " acha hua yakeen nahi kiya.... ye bakare ka lawda khud se kabhi kuch nahi kar sakta
" phir bhi meri baat man ye sab chutia bana rahe hain.. mein tujhe batata hun.. "
" tum dono ki important baat khatam ho gayi ho to mein kuch bolun ? " awaz vicky ke muh se nahi balki ankita mam ke muh se nikli thi, jo ki is waqt bahut jada stress mein lag rahi thi. Itni ki agar abhi unhe chod bhi dun tab bhi shayad unka stress na kam ho isliye mein chup ho gaya.
" Class project ki ek detail HOD mam ne de di hai. 3 weeks hai apke pas uske baad koi bhi project submit nahi hoga and within 3 weeks mein hi project complete karna hoga.. isliye suggest yahi karungi ki whole project ki jagah sirf ek do module par hi kaam karna .. jise samjha bhi sako ki kya banaya hai.. second thing is sabko individually project par kaam karna hai.. " itna sunte hi adhe bachon ki to gand mein teer ghus gaya ho aisa muh bana lia aur awazein aise nikalne lage jaise kisi janwar ka lund apne chote ched mein le lia ho.. salle mujhe to pata tha paidaish janwar hai sab bas shakal uppar wale ne insan ki de di.
" quiet... project se related koi problem ho to contact me or shipra mam, iske alawa project ke number usi basis par lagenge jis tarah aap use present karenge varna agar project mein fail hue to samjh lena ki job ke sapne dekhna bekar hoga. Isliye last time keh rahi hun project wahi lena jo aap khud kar sako aur samjha sako.. choose any language.. base.. choose any topic... theory ki chinta mat karo file puri karne ke liye base mein de dungi bas topic ke hissab se use refine kar lena lekin project runing hona chahie.. chahe do module hi bane.. i want everyone's project to be well presented.. may be interviewer bhi apse apke project ke bare mein kuch puch le... is that clear to all of you ? " ankita mam ne bahut kuch bola.. unke bolne ke baad hi class mari gayi, mera matlab ab 3 weeks tak sirf tabhi college aao jab kuch help project se related ho. Par sab jante hi ki bakarchod bache kaise hote hai.. itna sab sunne ke baad bhi darzno sawal lekar bache ankita mam ke pass pahunch gaye.
" ye in bachon ke kitne kide hain beti chod.. bhsodieke chipak se jate hai.. sala itna sawal kaun lata hai dimag mein.... project banao aur do baat khatam.. bc ye log to khandan mein chacha tau uske dada uske pote ki umar... uski chadi ka size uske lund ka size, uski jhanton ke kam ugne ki vajah... sab kuch janna chahate hain salle chipku gam ki padaish kahin ke.. adhe ghante se ankita mam ke cabin mein ghuse pade hai " mein vicky aur class ek do jhant jo vicky ke shayad dost se hum wahi corridor mein khade the.
" tujhe kyun itna tension hai, sawal to vo puchne gaye hain tu kyun bechain ho raha hai.. salle tujhe to ye sochna chahie ki 3 hafton mein project banayega kaise "
" isme sochna kya bc.. mere andar projct ki bharmar hai.. ek se ek idea hai.. aur rahi baat 3 hafton ki to bhul jaa.. ye project submission do mahine tak chalega " meri baat sun vicky ka dost aur class ka jhant hans dia.
" vo tere liye hoga.... kyun ki agle mahine to company ana shuru ho jayegi "
" yahi jhant soch rakh kar reh jana.. ise jada tu soch bhi nahi sakta jhantu "
" ankit aram se " vicky bol pada.
" lawda aram se.. mein tujhe yahi samjha raha tha, bc... ye sab mil kar chutia kat rahe hain.. sab matlab ankita mam nahi.. i mean .. i mean... ye chhod, kehne ka matlab HOD chutia bana rahi hai, koi company na ane wali... lund na hoga inse kuch... ye na hamara hila payenge aur na hi pani nikal payenge, inhone sirf khada kiya hai.. ab us khade lund par sirf laat padegi.. "
" tujhe sab pata hai bc.. tu jaa yahan se " phir vo jhant bola.
" vicky pehle iske muh mein meri jhantein dal, bahut uchak raha hai ye "
" rohit tu chup ho jaa. " vicky ne use chup hone ka bolkar khud bola " tu kaise janta hai "
" abe vo nahi hai.. apna vo.. jiski gf ki maiya chodi thi mene kya naam hai uska "
" tuje naam bhi nahi pata "
" tu pehchan gaya na kaun "
" han.. "
" to naam mein kya rakha hai betichod tujhe kaun sa uski gand se pyar hai.. mene uske through senior se baat ki.. usne bataya ki har saal ka yahi chutiapa karti hai HOD, dikhayegi aise ki tata birla ambani microsoft aur google aa rahi hai college mein aur lawda vo consultency jaisi bhi na ati hai idhar. "
" par senior to bolte hain ati ha.. "
" tu phir bola ... tere lawde par jhantein nahi hai kya jo itni khujli mein rehta hai. "
" sahi keh raha hai yar ye meri bhi apne senior se baat ho rakhi hai vo kehta hai companiya ati hai.. " vicky is baar thoda shant hokar bola.
" theek hai tu khud dekh lio vo to... " mene socha in dimag ke gadhon ko samjhana bekar hai isliye bag uthaya aur ghar ke liye nikal gaya.
" coming.. " ankita kitchen mein gas kam karti hue ayi aur darwaja khol dia. " tum ? "
" yo.. " mein andar enter hote hue bola.
" tum kaise is waqt ? "
" mein kaise kya.. khushi nahi hui apko "
" do not joke, mein aaj vaise hi bahut thaki hui hun and i am not feeling very well too "
" mene thodi thakaya hai " mere kehte hi vo mujhe bahut jada.. i mean bahut jada guse bhari nazron se dekhne lagi.
" ok ok.. mein to isliye hi aya kyun ki apne kaha tha ki project mein koi dikat ho to consult you to aa gaya "
" tumne itni jaldi project par kaam karna shuru kar dia ? "
" yo... "
" i can't believe you.. " baat ansuni kar mein apna laptop nikalne laga jise dekh unhe yakeen ho gaya ki mein mazak nahi kar raha.
" which language ? "
" LINUX "
" what.. ? are you mad.. linux.. just go away. from my house right now... " vo chillate hue boli mein janta tha ki unka reaction kuch aisa hi hoga.. Pehli baat unka subject E-JAVA tha aur vo yahi chahti thi ki mein usi par project banaun second unhe linux se is baat se chid thi kyun ki linux shipra padati thi..
" Ye semester bahut important hai, as not for the exam but for your interview and carrier... par agar exam important nahi to semester kyun ? ye sawal aap sabke man mein aya hoga.. "
" han mera man tera katl karne ka hai bakarchod kahin ki.. "
" Agar aya hai to achi baat hai... kyun ki jo semester mein important hai vo hai apka project. Project ke basis par hi is bar number jayenge aur wahi aap sab ke interview ke liye kaam ayega.. Project ki details apko Miss. Ankita clear kar dengi.. lekin mein ek baat apko bata dun.. project completion ke liye apke bas sirf 3 hafte hai, kyun ki uske baad ek week apke PD, apti etc ki classes hogi, next month se interview start ho jayenge.. so be prepare... exam ki tension mat lena.. final exam mein sirf ek subject ka theory hai is bar jaise you all aware of it.. just focus on two things complete your project as fast as you can and prepare yourself for the interviews.. good luck.. "
" Thank you mam.. " puri class vanaro ki sena ki tarah chillai.
" muh mein le le mera luck vahi se shuru ho jayega.. behen ki lodi kitna bakti hai.. " hod ke jate hi mein bola.
" kaam ki baat bak rahi hai.. hamara hi bhala hai usme "
" lawda kaam.. ye sirf chutia bana rahe hai.. "
" tujhe hamesha aisa kyun lagta hai sab tera chutia bana rahe hain ? tu bc khud ko kya samjhta hai " vicky chauda hota hua bola, uska badla sa roop dekh kar man kiya ki iske roop mein apne lawde ka pani fenk kar sale ki roop rekha badal dun..
" teri kyun jal rahi bitiya chod.. tujhe kaun sa naukri karni hai.. paise wala aulad hai tu to auladein paida karega sidha ab "
" bhosdeke.. kam bol "
" kam ? bc auladein kaha hai aulad nahi.. ek se jada paida kar hi lega tu.. itni to jaan hai tujme "
" mein job karunga.. kuch tym ke liye "
" wahh khudar admi.. " vaise mujhe yakeen nahi tha ki ye aisa hoga ...
" sheetal bhi yahi kehti hai business to hai hi kuch time job kar lu.. " acha hua yakeen nahi kiya.... ye bakare ka lawda khud se kabhi kuch nahi kar sakta
" phir bhi meri baat man ye sab chutia bana rahe hain.. mein tujhe batata hun.. "
" tum dono ki important baat khatam ho gayi ho to mein kuch bolun ? " awaz vicky ke muh se nahi balki ankita mam ke muh se nikli thi, jo ki is waqt bahut jada stress mein lag rahi thi. Itni ki agar abhi unhe chod bhi dun tab bhi shayad unka stress na kam ho isliye mein chup ho gaya.
" Class project ki ek detail HOD mam ne de di hai. 3 weeks hai apke pas uske baad koi bhi project submit nahi hoga and within 3 weeks mein hi project complete karna hoga.. isliye suggest yahi karungi ki whole project ki jagah sirf ek do module par hi kaam karna .. jise samjha bhi sako ki kya banaya hai.. second thing is sabko individually project par kaam karna hai.. " itna sunte hi adhe bachon ki to gand mein teer ghus gaya ho aisa muh bana lia aur awazein aise nikalne lage jaise kisi janwar ka lund apne chote ched mein le lia ho.. salle mujhe to pata tha paidaish janwar hai sab bas shakal uppar wale ne insan ki de di.
" quiet... project se related koi problem ho to contact me or shipra mam, iske alawa project ke number usi basis par lagenge jis tarah aap use present karenge varna agar project mein fail hue to samjh lena ki job ke sapne dekhna bekar hoga. Isliye last time keh rahi hun project wahi lena jo aap khud kar sako aur samjha sako.. choose any language.. base.. choose any topic... theory ki chinta mat karo file puri karne ke liye base mein de dungi bas topic ke hissab se use refine kar lena lekin project runing hona chahie.. chahe do module hi bane.. i want everyone's project to be well presented.. may be interviewer bhi apse apke project ke bare mein kuch puch le... is that clear to all of you ? " ankita mam ne bahut kuch bola.. unke bolne ke baad hi class mari gayi, mera matlab ab 3 weeks tak sirf tabhi college aao jab kuch help project se related ho. Par sab jante hi ki bakarchod bache kaise hote hai.. itna sab sunne ke baad bhi darzno sawal lekar bache ankita mam ke pass pahunch gaye.
" ye in bachon ke kitne kide hain beti chod.. bhsodieke chipak se jate hai.. sala itna sawal kaun lata hai dimag mein.... project banao aur do baat khatam.. bc ye log to khandan mein chacha tau uske dada uske pote ki umar... uski chadi ka size uske lund ka size, uski jhanton ke kam ugne ki vajah... sab kuch janna chahate hain salle chipku gam ki padaish kahin ke.. adhe ghante se ankita mam ke cabin mein ghuse pade hai " mein vicky aur class ek do jhant jo vicky ke shayad dost se hum wahi corridor mein khade the.
" tujhe kyun itna tension hai, sawal to vo puchne gaye hain tu kyun bechain ho raha hai.. salle tujhe to ye sochna chahie ki 3 hafton mein project banayega kaise "
" isme sochna kya bc.. mere andar projct ki bharmar hai.. ek se ek idea hai.. aur rahi baat 3 hafton ki to bhul jaa.. ye project submission do mahine tak chalega " meri baat sun vicky ka dost aur class ka jhant hans dia.
" vo tere liye hoga.... kyun ki agle mahine to company ana shuru ho jayegi "
" yahi jhant soch rakh kar reh jana.. ise jada tu soch bhi nahi sakta jhantu "
" ankit aram se " vicky bol pada.
" lawda aram se.. mein tujhe yahi samjha raha tha, bc... ye sab mil kar chutia kat rahe hain.. sab matlab ankita mam nahi.. i mean .. i mean... ye chhod, kehne ka matlab HOD chutia bana rahi hai, koi company na ane wali... lund na hoga inse kuch... ye na hamara hila payenge aur na hi pani nikal payenge, inhone sirf khada kiya hai.. ab us khade lund par sirf laat padegi.. "
" tujhe sab pata hai bc.. tu jaa yahan se " phir vo jhant bola.
" vicky pehle iske muh mein meri jhantein dal, bahut uchak raha hai ye "
" rohit tu chup ho jaa. " vicky ne use chup hone ka bolkar khud bola " tu kaise janta hai "
" abe vo nahi hai.. apna vo.. jiski gf ki maiya chodi thi mene kya naam hai uska "
" tuje naam bhi nahi pata "
" tu pehchan gaya na kaun "
" han.. "
" to naam mein kya rakha hai betichod tujhe kaun sa uski gand se pyar hai.. mene uske through senior se baat ki.. usne bataya ki har saal ka yahi chutiapa karti hai HOD, dikhayegi aise ki tata birla ambani microsoft aur google aa rahi hai college mein aur lawda vo consultency jaisi bhi na ati hai idhar. "
" par senior to bolte hain ati ha.. "
" tu phir bola ... tere lawde par jhantein nahi hai kya jo itni khujli mein rehta hai. "
" sahi keh raha hai yar ye meri bhi apne senior se baat ho rakhi hai vo kehta hai companiya ati hai.. " vicky is baar thoda shant hokar bola.
" theek hai tu khud dekh lio vo to... " mene socha in dimag ke gadhon ko samjhana bekar hai isliye bag uthaya aur ghar ke liye nikal gaya.
" coming.. " ankita kitchen mein gas kam karti hue ayi aur darwaja khol dia. " tum ? "
" yo.. " mein andar enter hote hue bola.
" tum kaise is waqt ? "
" mein kaise kya.. khushi nahi hui apko "
" do not joke, mein aaj vaise hi bahut thaki hui hun and i am not feeling very well too "
" mene thodi thakaya hai " mere kehte hi vo mujhe bahut jada.. i mean bahut jada guse bhari nazron se dekhne lagi.
" ok ok.. mein to isliye hi aya kyun ki apne kaha tha ki project mein koi dikat ho to consult you to aa gaya "
" tumne itni jaldi project par kaam karna shuru kar dia ? "
" yo... "
" i can't believe you.. " baat ansuni kar mein apna laptop nikalne laga jise dekh unhe yakeen ho gaya ki mein mazak nahi kar raha.
" which language ? "
" LINUX "
" what.. ? are you mad.. linux.. just go away. from my house right now... " vo chillate hue boli mein janta tha ki unka reaction kuch aisa hi hoga.. Pehli baat unka subject E-JAVA tha aur vo yahi chahti thi ki mein usi par project banaun second unhe linux se is baat se chid thi kyun ki linux shipra padati thi..