Update 7
Us raat Nalini aur Amit ek dusre ke saath chipak ke soye the. Voh apni pati ke haath ko apni pet par rakhke use sehlane lagi.
Nalini (phusphusate huye) : ajiii, kya lagta hai aapko.... Ladka ya ladki?
Amit : hmmmmmmm ladki chahiye...tumhari tarah (honton ko choom leta hain)
Nalini : mmmmnm meri tarah hi kyon?? (Amit ke jeebh par apni jeebh ragad ti hui)
Amit : hmmmmmmm kyonki mujhe tumhari hi photocopy chahiye....ek choti si Nalini!!
Nalini : mmmm par mujhe to ladka chahiye..aap jaisa (vapas pati ko choom leti hain)
Amit aur Nalini aise hi pyar bhare baatein karte karte so gaye aur raat ghana hota gaya. Dono barabar neend ki aagosh me doob chuke the ke tabhi Amit ko ek ajeeb sa sapna aaya.
Sapna kuch is tarah :
Chaaro aur dhund hi dhund chaya hua tha...raat ka samay tha...maano koi Ramsay ke filmon ka set ho..
Amit ne gaur kiya ke voh bilkul nanga avastha me tha, na koi vastra aur kapde ke naam pe ek rumal tak bhi nahi tha. Usi nangan avastha me voh aaage jaata gaya aur dhund badta Gaya.
Kuch doori par...ek aurat khada dikha use. Gaur kiya to pata chala ke aurat vohi ganv ki thi jo use flight ke dauran ek vaham me aya tha. Amit hairani se stabhd khada raha ke utne me voh aurat uske paas aayi.
Aurat : Vats! Aaj tumhe apne zimidariyan lena padega...kahin tum chook gaye to ghor anarth bhi ho sakta hain!
Amit (ghabrate huye) kkaun sssii.. zimidariyan?????
Aurat : SAMBHOG KA!
Amit ke pairo tale zameen harbarane laga aur saas tez hota gaya. "Kya matlab hai aapka????"
Aurat (uske ird gird badi haule se ghoomti hui) : Dekho vats..gaur se suno meri baaton ko. Tumhe swayam Kaamdev ne apne ek Kariya ke liye chuna hain. Yeh karya sapoorn karke hi tumhe moksha prapt ho sakta hain. Varna is ka asar tumhare patni ke pet me pal rahe santan par bhi bura ho sakta hain...
Amit : NAHI NAHI!!!! Main voh sabkuch karoonga jo aap kahenge!! Mera parivaar ko kuchh bhi nahi hona chahiye!!!!
Amit ke pura shareer pasine se taar taar ho raha tha.
Aurat : Yeh bhala ek sapna hain mamuli sa..par is sapne ke baad tum ek mamuli mard nahi rahoge! Tum ek sampoorn Kamdev ke ek avatar hoke apne kariye ko anjaam doge.
Amit sunta gaya dhyan se....
Aurat : Sabse pehla asar tum pe yeh hoga ke tumhare andar ke kamukta badne lagega..jiska praman tumhare gupt naago ke phule huye nase denge!... phir tumhare andar ke chupe kaamvaasna jaagne lagega....aur tum ek lambe shikaar pe nikloge!
Amit (hairaan aur pareshan) shikaar???
Aurat (kamuk muskaan deti hui) Haan! ....pyase jismon ke shikaar!
Yeh vakya ka asar seedhe uske laude par aane laga aur sach me uske base phulne lag gaya. Ab to zaleem danda hunkare maarne laga dheere dheere..
Voh aurat use aur garmane lagi
"Pyase jismon ka shikaar!!!!"
"Raseele badano ka shikaar!!!!!"
"Ras bhare aatmao se ras ka shikaar!!!"
Amit se aur raha nahi gaya...ke tabhi voh aurat apni saare gehua vastr utaar phenk deti hain aur kasss ke chipak jaati hain Amit ke saath.
Dono ke beech ek sambhog ka taal meel chalne laga aur......
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"Ooffff Amitttttt.. kya kar rahe hoo???" Uffff chalo hato naa!!"
Yeh awaaz thi Nalini ki jo Amit ko baju me dhakelti hui lambe lambe saasen lene lagti hai. Baju me sadkaye gaye Amit Ko hosh aata hain aur phir ehsaas hua ke voh ajeeb sa sapna khatam ho chuka tha.
Amit : (hosh me aata hua)oh ssorry baby....ohhhh god..hmm tum aaram karo... sorry..
Nalini

sambhalti hui) tum jab se aye ho kuch zyada hi kamuk ho rahe ho! (Rahat me smile karti hui) aur kuch nahi to bacche ka to khayal karo! Shaitaan kahinke (Amit ke chati par ek thapki lagati hai)
Dono so jaate hain aur us raat Amit ko koi aur sapna nahi aya. Par subah kya rang khilayega yeh bhala kise pata?
Agle din
Amit angrayi le hi raha tha ke uske saamne ek chai ka tray pakda hua ek haath nazar Aya. Voh haath Pooja ki thi "Gd morning bhayia!!"
Amit ko kuch hone Laga aur uske mooh se apne aap hi kuch alfaaz jaise nikle ho "Husn ho to aisa ho ke saamnewala kai baar jeete ji mar jaye!"
Pooja samajhdar thi, situation handle karna use malum tha. (clap clap) " vaah bhayia!! Par mein Pooja hoon! Bhabhi to aapke baju me soyi hain!"
Amit thoda hosh me phir aate huye.."ohhhh..yeh main kya keh gayaa..oh...". Tabhi uske andar se ek awaaz aya!
Aatma : Aise meethe meethe stanon ki to poojapath honi chahiye...jaoo....unhe jakad lo!! JAO!!
Amit ko pasina aane Laga.. yeh uska apna hi Aatma aaj kuch badla badla sa kyon lagne laga tha. Aur voh yeh kaise karta bhala, aakhir Pooja uska cousin thi... Uske haath kaampte huye aage bade ki chai parosna know karke musurake Pooja vaha se chali jaati hain.
Amit ka to saas 1 GB ke Raftaar se bhaag raha ho jaise. Paas me leti Nalini uska haath tham leti hain "gd morning jaanu!!".
Amit jhook ke apne hont uski honton se sata leta hain.
Nalini chumbano ka saath deti hui sochti rahi mann me "Badmaash kahin ke!".