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Update 21
Chameli ke jaane ke baad Sumitra dhang se tayiar hoke kamre me se nikal padti hain aur tabhi saamne se aati hain Pooja roti hui.
Pooja ko aise dekh ke Sumitra hairan thi...."are..kya ho gaya meri bacchi Ko?"... Use kandhe se pakarkar sehlane lagi mamta se.
Sumitra yeh nahi janti thi ke yeh Pooja ki ek chaal thi jo usne aur Amit ne milke banayi thi. Voh ab ruasi hone ki natak karti hui naani ki kandhon pe sar rakhke magarmach ki aanso bahane lagi.
Pooja : nani maa..main mar jaana chahti hoon!
Sumitra : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi hai???? Kya hua.. khul ke bata!
Pooja : nani maa.....main kaise kahoon!! Nahiiii mujhe nahin jeena hain!!
Sumitra : usko kandhe me se hila ke uske chehre ko haathon me leti hui aankhon me aankhen daalke poochti hain "dekh Pooja! Saaf saaf bata....
Pooja : nani maa ...kal raat ko shaam me kuch gunde mujhe utha le gaye aur apne adde me le jaake (nakli mayusi me) ughmm ... mujhe RAPE kar diya!!!
nani maaaaaaaa!!
Sumitra : KYA??????? (Aankhein badi badi ho jaati hain)
Pooja aur kass gayi Sumitra ki baahon se aur rone ki acting karne lagi. Door me khada Amit mann hi mann muskurane laga.
"Kamal ki actress ho Pooja! Lagi raho!" Birbirate huye voh office ke liye tayyar hone lagta hai .
Sumitra ko aandruni shock lagi thi aur chup chaap Pooja ko apni kamre me leke gayi aur mamta bhari aankhon ke saath use dekhne lagi.
Sumitra : Ab iskaa ek hi chaara hain meri bacchi!...tu is bacche ko gira de!! Varna ....badnami ho jayegi!!! Tu sun rahi hai na meri baat ko???
Pooja (mann hi mann bol padi) oyeee main to bhabhi ki sautan banke rahungi budiya!...
phir ek masoom saa chehra banake daadi ko boli "nahiii nanii... Mujhe.. mujhe darr lag rahi hai!! Oh god!!!!! Nani maa! Main kya karoon!
Sumitra serious ho gayi aur khadi hoke malkin vale andaaz me "dekh Pooja! Baccha to gira na hi parega!... Na jaane kis pehelwan ne tujhe.....(ruk jaati hain)..mera mtlab na jaane kis gande nali ka kida andar pal raha hai..NAHI!!! main yeh hargeez hone nahi dungi! Ab tu jaa aur abortion ki bandobast kar aur yeh baat kisi aur ko pata bilkul bhi nahi lagna chahiye!!!
Pooja haan mein sar hilake matak matak ke vaha se nikal jaati hain. Uski chaal dekhke Sumita ki mann bol padi "are chaal to dekho nawabzadi ki! Yeh to hona hi tha ek din!".
Pooja ko dekhke uski chehre pe ek ajeeb anjaani muskaan aajati hain kyonke aise kahin kisse voh apni jawani ke daur me bhi jhel chuki thi. Voh beth ke apne aap birbirane lagi "haye! yeh ladki to jawan ho gayi...ekdum se!..."..
Par phir sanskari bhav ko vapas lati hui voh serious hoke kamre me se nikal padti hain. Apni chalne ki andaaz se voh khud hairan thi "are yeh kya main to khud matak matak ke chalne lagi!" aur uski andar me chipi kamsin ladki hans deti hain.
Pooja aur Amit ek saath nikal padte hain aur college me drop karta hua Amit bol pada "mind blowing performance meri Jaan!" kehke honton ko kass ke apne honton pe jor deta hain.
Pooja chumban se alag hoke apni bag kandhe pe rakhke Amit ko dekhta gaya.
Pooja : bhayia! ...mujhe to darr lag rha hai!...ab abortion se kaise bache!
Amit : fikar mat kar! Shaam tak agla scheme tayar karta hoon! Aur haa (Pooja ke honton ke ras pe ungli pherta hua) bhayiaa nahi..ab se akele me sayiaa bola kar! (Hans ke)
Pooja : (Amit ko kandhe pe maarke) dhat!!! (Gari me se nikal jaati hain).
Amit bhi office ke taraf jaane laga.
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Vaha ghar se Anjali aur Shruti bhi apni apni college me ravana ho jaate hain aur reh jaati hain veh teen aurten jo khud apni apni andaaz me tadap rehte hain. Teen rait ke putle the jinhe paani ki bahut zaroorat thi. Aur is shubh kaam ko anjam dene vali thi Gajodhari.
Kahin door Prithvi se ek dhuye se bhari megh par baithi Gajodhari tapasya kar rahi thi aur "prabhu kamdev.....
Prabhu Kaamdev....."
ki rat lagayi hui thi jubaan pe....
Vaha niche prithvi pe ...
Ghar par yaha se vaha tahelne lagi Sumitra aur use baar baar ghar ki bigdi hui stithi sata rahi thi. Na jaane kya kya ho raha tha ghar me aur voh bebaas kuch kar hi nahi paa rahi thi.
Bahut vichar ke baad usne ek nirnay li ke ghar me ek Shuddhi karan ka yagya ki zaroorat hai. Yeh nirnay usne thaan li aur turant Himani aur Gayatri ko bula li hall me.
"Bahu!!!!! Himu!!! Jaldi aao hall me!".
Dono aurten sadharan si saree pehni hui hall me aate hain aur Gayatri bina saas ke pair chuye use dekhne lagi. Sumitra ko krodh to aayi par kuch na boli.
Himani : haan Phulwadi boliye!
Is naam se Sumitra ki tan badan me aag lag gayi... darasal yh naam unki pati unhe pyar se pukarti thi!...lekin yeh kya..aaj Himani se yeh battamizi kaisi hui.
Lekin na jaane kyon use andar se aachhi lagi. "Phulwadi" sunte hi uske rom rom khil uthi aur apni ungliyan masalne lagi ek dusre me. Saamne khadi Gayatri hans padti hain apni saas ki nayi andaz se aur ek "ughmm" awaaz nikal ti hain.
Awaaz se Sumitra vapas hosh me aagayi..."ohh uhnn ...Haan! ..aao betho tum dono! Maine ek zaroori nirnay liya hai is ghar ki sukh aur vaasna ke liye!". (Chup ho gayi..."hay ram..yeh kya bol gayi main!)
Gayatri aur Himani khilkhila uthe is baat par aur Sumitra ki gaal tamatar ki tarah surkh laal laal ho gaye. Aisi sharma gayi jaise koi chor chori karke pakre gaye ho..par phir khud ko sambhalne lagi "uhm...dekho ... mera matlab sukh aur shanti ke liye ek Shudhi karan ka faisla kiya hain maine!....jald se jald ek pandit ka bandobast kiya jaye! Yeh humara hukum hai!".
Itna kehke vapis vahi matakti andaaz me jaane lagi.
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Chameli ke jaane ke baad Sumitra dhang se tayiar hoke kamre me se nikal padti hain aur tabhi saamne se aati hain Pooja roti hui.
Pooja ko aise dekh ke Sumitra hairan thi...."are..kya ho gaya meri bacchi Ko?"... Use kandhe se pakarkar sehlane lagi mamta se.
Sumitra yeh nahi janti thi ke yeh Pooja ki ek chaal thi jo usne aur Amit ne milke banayi thi. Voh ab ruasi hone ki natak karti hui naani ki kandhon pe sar rakhke magarmach ki aanso bahane lagi.
Pooja : nani maa..main mar jaana chahti hoon!
Sumitra : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi hai???? Kya hua.. khul ke bata!
Pooja : nani maa.....main kaise kahoon!! Nahiiii mujhe nahin jeena hain!!
Sumitra : usko kandhe me se hila ke uske chehre ko haathon me leti hui aankhon me aankhen daalke poochti hain "dekh Pooja! Saaf saaf bata....
Pooja : nani maa ...kal raat ko shaam me kuch gunde mujhe utha le gaye aur apne adde me le jaake (nakli mayusi me) ughmm ... mujhe RAPE kar diya!!!
nani maaaaaaaa!!
Sumitra : KYA??????? (Aankhein badi badi ho jaati hain)
Pooja aur kass gayi Sumitra ki baahon se aur rone ki acting karne lagi. Door me khada Amit mann hi mann muskurane laga.
"Kamal ki actress ho Pooja! Lagi raho!" Birbirate huye voh office ke liye tayyar hone lagta hai .
Sumitra ko aandruni shock lagi thi aur chup chaap Pooja ko apni kamre me leke gayi aur mamta bhari aankhon ke saath use dekhne lagi.
Sumitra : Ab iskaa ek hi chaara hain meri bacchi!...tu is bacche ko gira de!! Varna ....badnami ho jayegi!!! Tu sun rahi hai na meri baat ko???
Pooja (mann hi mann bol padi) oyeee main to bhabhi ki sautan banke rahungi budiya!...
phir ek masoom saa chehra banake daadi ko boli "nahiii nanii... Mujhe.. mujhe darr lag rahi hai!! Oh god!!!!! Nani maa! Main kya karoon!
Sumitra serious ho gayi aur khadi hoke malkin vale andaaz me "dekh Pooja! Baccha to gira na hi parega!... Na jaane kis pehelwan ne tujhe.....(ruk jaati hain)..mera mtlab na jaane kis gande nali ka kida andar pal raha hai..NAHI!!! main yeh hargeez hone nahi dungi! Ab tu jaa aur abortion ki bandobast kar aur yeh baat kisi aur ko pata bilkul bhi nahi lagna chahiye!!!
Pooja haan mein sar hilake matak matak ke vaha se nikal jaati hain. Uski chaal dekhke Sumita ki mann bol padi "are chaal to dekho nawabzadi ki! Yeh to hona hi tha ek din!".
Pooja ko dekhke uski chehre pe ek ajeeb anjaani muskaan aajati hain kyonke aise kahin kisse voh apni jawani ke daur me bhi jhel chuki thi. Voh beth ke apne aap birbirane lagi "haye! yeh ladki to jawan ho gayi...ekdum se!..."..
Par phir sanskari bhav ko vapas lati hui voh serious hoke kamre me se nikal padti hain. Apni chalne ki andaaz se voh khud hairan thi "are yeh kya main to khud matak matak ke chalne lagi!" aur uski andar me chipi kamsin ladki hans deti hain.
Pooja aur Amit ek saath nikal padte hain aur college me drop karta hua Amit bol pada "mind blowing performance meri Jaan!" kehke honton ko kass ke apne honton pe jor deta hain.
Pooja chumban se alag hoke apni bag kandhe pe rakhke Amit ko dekhta gaya.
Pooja : bhayia! ...mujhe to darr lag rha hai!...ab abortion se kaise bache!
Amit : fikar mat kar! Shaam tak agla scheme tayar karta hoon! Aur haa (Pooja ke honton ke ras pe ungli pherta hua) bhayiaa nahi..ab se akele me sayiaa bola kar! (Hans ke)
Pooja : (Amit ko kandhe pe maarke) dhat!!! (Gari me se nikal jaati hain).
Amit bhi office ke taraf jaane laga.
......
Vaha ghar se Anjali aur Shruti bhi apni apni college me ravana ho jaate hain aur reh jaati hain veh teen aurten jo khud apni apni andaaz me tadap rehte hain. Teen rait ke putle the jinhe paani ki bahut zaroorat thi. Aur is shubh kaam ko anjam dene vali thi Gajodhari.
Kahin door Prithvi se ek dhuye se bhari megh par baithi Gajodhari tapasya kar rahi thi aur "prabhu kamdev.....
Prabhu Kaamdev....."
ki rat lagayi hui thi jubaan pe....
Vaha niche prithvi pe ...
Ghar par yaha se vaha tahelne lagi Sumitra aur use baar baar ghar ki bigdi hui stithi sata rahi thi. Na jaane kya kya ho raha tha ghar me aur voh bebaas kuch kar hi nahi paa rahi thi.
Bahut vichar ke baad usne ek nirnay li ke ghar me ek Shuddhi karan ka yagya ki zaroorat hai. Yeh nirnay usne thaan li aur turant Himani aur Gayatri ko bula li hall me.
"Bahu!!!!! Himu!!! Jaldi aao hall me!".
Dono aurten sadharan si saree pehni hui hall me aate hain aur Gayatri bina saas ke pair chuye use dekhne lagi. Sumitra ko krodh to aayi par kuch na boli.
Himani : haan Phulwadi boliye!
Is naam se Sumitra ki tan badan me aag lag gayi... darasal yh naam unki pati unhe pyar se pukarti thi!...lekin yeh kya..aaj Himani se yeh battamizi kaisi hui.
Lekin na jaane kyon use andar se aachhi lagi. "Phulwadi" sunte hi uske rom rom khil uthi aur apni ungliyan masalne lagi ek dusre me. Saamne khadi Gayatri hans padti hain apni saas ki nayi andaz se aur ek "ughmm" awaaz nikal ti hain.
Awaaz se Sumitra vapas hosh me aagayi..."ohh uhnn ...Haan! ..aao betho tum dono! Maine ek zaroori nirnay liya hai is ghar ki sukh aur vaasna ke liye!". (Chup ho gayi..."hay ram..yeh kya bol gayi main!)
Gayatri aur Himani khilkhila uthe is baat par aur Sumitra ki gaal tamatar ki tarah surkh laal laal ho gaye. Aisi sharma gayi jaise koi chor chori karke pakre gaye ho..par phir khud ko sambhalne lagi "uhm...dekho ... mera matlab sukh aur shanti ke liye ek Shudhi karan ka faisla kiya hain maine!....jald se jald ek pandit ka bandobast kiya jaye! Yeh humara hukum hai!".
Itna kehke vapis vahi matakti andaaz me jaane lagi.
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Update 22
Sumitra ki matakti hui andaaz dekhke dono aurten dang reh gayi aur Gayatri se aur raha nahi gayi.
Gayatri : are Himu, yeh maaji ko aajkal ho kya gayi hai? Badi ajeeb bartav kar rahi hai..
Himani : are meri pyari didi!! Lagta hain purane phone ko koi recharge phir kar raha hai....par konsa charger hai...voh pata nahi.
Is comment pe dono haste hain aur kitchen me lag jaate hain.
Sumitra abhi bhi sharma rahi thi apni kahin gayi vakyo se aur phir khud khikhila uthi. Phir Geeta ki paath padne lagi apni Rocking chair par beth ke.
Najaane kyon uski mann kitab me bilkul bhi nahi lag rahi thi. Kahin kisi kone me koi to kida tha jo uski naso ko kaat raha tha bheje ke andar. Voh Chameli ki shararat vali andaaz aur Himani ki uksana aur to aur voh Phulwadi naam ka upyog karna...nahi nahi...voh normal kaise rahegi....yehi soch use satane lagi.
Nahi!!
Yeh aisa aur nahi chal Sakta!
Use ghar ki Shuddhi karan karni hi thi aur kisi bhi haal me ek pandit chahiye thi. Yeh zimidari di gayi unki beti aur bahu ko ...par kya is Shuddhi se ghar vapas pavitra ho jayega? ....yeh to vaqt hi batayega.
Vaha kitchen me Himani besharmi se Gayatri ko uski aur Bhim ke kisse sunane lagi.
Gayatri : (jalan me) bas bas kar! ..uffff mujhe tu jalayegi kya aise hi?...are aur ek main hoon jo Alok se na jaane kya kya ummeed kar baithi hoon aaj bhi...aur voh hai ke kaam se fursat hi nahi.
Himani : Are didi! Agar aap chaho to.....
Gayatri : to kya??? (Uttejit swar me)
Himani bahut dheere se haule se apni ras bhari honton ko Gayatri ki kaan tak laati hain "gaur se suno didi!... hum jaise aurton ki pyas samaj aur sanstha ya reeti neeti se bujhaye nahi jaa sakti hain...isliye hum voh tanker hai jise paani ki puri pipe chahiye!"
Gayatri tanker shabd sunke sisak uthi aur jism me garmi chaa gayi.
Gayatri : (lambi aahe leke) bol na.....ruk kyon gayi
Himani : Suno meri baat...aaj aap naha dho ke seedha Bhim ke adde pe jaaogi.
Gayatri : parrr naha ke kyon?? Vaise bhi jaa sakti ho..(uski hont pe Himani ki ungli aajati)
Himani : Didi.... please...aap ka nahana zaroori hai...jab tak aap fresh nahi hoti aur acchi si saree nahin pehnti....ab ko Bhim ke mahol ki GANDAGI ka ehsaas kaise hoga????? (Kehke kandhon ko daboch li)
Yeh sunke Gayatri se raha nahi gayi aur haath me pakdi Belan ko jhatke me apni saree me lipti bur me dhass leti hain "ughmmn...Himuuuuuu....uhhhh aise shabd bolna band kar..."kehke voh ragadti gayi belan ko...jiske ird gird se aanta ab uski saree me phel rahi thi.
Himani ek shaitan ban chuki thi puri tarah se. Voh haar nahi maani! Uski hont abhi bhi Gayatri ki kaano se sati hui thi. "Uffffff kya kar rahe ho....are koi aagayi to??????".
Gayatri : ughmmmm uhhh (belan ghisti gayi) uhmmmm dekhh main do dino se bahut ashleel mahol dekh rahi ughmmm hoon is ghar me!! Ughmm ...vaise....
Ab thodi ruk jaati hain aur haath me se belan neeche gir padi) ...
Bhim se mujhe kyaa kam bhala????
Himani : ek kaam karo didi...aaj tum use apne saath mandir le jaoo..aur haan uske aage aage chalna aur bheed wali jagah hi lena..(aankh maarti hui) samjhii??
Gayatri ki dil kansin jawan dulhan ki tarah dhadakne lagi. Aur tan badan me ek aag si aagayi. Is aag ko kisi hospipe ki zaroorat thi. Turant...
Phir dono aurten yaha vaha ki baatein karne lage par Gayatri aaj pehli baar mandir jaane ke liye bahut bechain ho rahi thi lekin darr bhi thi.
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Vaha kamre me Bhim apni jism ke kaale gehre baalon ko sulga raha tha Himani ke baare me soch soch ke. Voh saare haseen raat aur voh chaddar ke bheetar jismon ka ragadna aur voh choti choti sambbhog ke kisse uske mann me kayam the.
Voh aankh band karke lungi ke upar se hi apna lund ragad hi raha tha ke andar pravesh karti hain Gayatri jiske mooh se ek "Heyy ramm" nikal ke seedha Bhim ke kaano tak pahuch jaata hain.
"Mmmmalkin aaaap???" apna lungi to adjust kar leta hain par ubhar vaisa ka vaisa. Uske gande se lungi ki tamboo Gayatri bhookh bhare nazron se dekhti gayi. Abhi abhi naha dhoke fresh hoke ek dhuli hui saree,blouse aur petticoat pehni thi...par...phir bhi andar kuch to kaant rahi thi jaise.
Ek to bur ki khujli...upar se aisa ganda mahol...Gayatri ki nazar usi chaddar par gayi jo usbe us raat ko bhi dekhi thi.
Chaddar bahut ganda tha aur Gayatri apni naak sikud leti hain uhm!
"Humani yaha aati thi????? Is aadmi ke liye?????? Chiiiiii...kamini besharam kahin ki....aur mujhe bhi kheech le ayi yaha tak! Hey ram raksha karna meri" aise shabd voh soch rahi thi ke saamne khada hota hain Bhim..lungi ki ganth baandhte huyee aur banyan bhi pehn liya usne.
Uske huliye se hi Gayatri ko ghinn aa rahi thi par uske andar ki vaasna havi ho gayi aur voh bina Bhim ke taraf dekhe bol padi "jaldi kapde pehn lo... Hume mandir jaana hai aur kuch bhent chadani hain....jaldi aao" kehke nikal jaati hain.
Bhim Gayatri ke mansube se anjaan tha aur masoom banke ek shirt pehn leta hain aur chal para voh Gayatri ke peeche peeche aur kyonke mandir nazdeek hi tha is liye dono paidal hi chal pare.
Bhim anjaanw tha is baat se ke Gayatri ek abhinetri ki tarah Himani ki direct ki gayi scrip ke dhun pe jaa rahi thi.
"Yeh jism ki pyas hai hi aise aur jab Sri Kaamdev prabhu ke ganne ka teer chubh ta hai to mazaa hi alag hai uska" yeh shabd bol padi Gajodhari jo door megh ki duniya se yeh dekh rahi thi.
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Lagna ke anusar Sumitra ne ek hafte ki baad ka mahurat nikali thi Shudhi karn ke liye.
Use kisi bhi haal me ghar ka pariyavaran vapas pehle jaise karni thi jab sab normal tha. Voh baar baar sochti rahi ke na jaane kis ki nazar lag gayi thi.
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Sumitra ki matakti hui andaaz dekhke dono aurten dang reh gayi aur Gayatri se aur raha nahi gayi.
Gayatri : are Himu, yeh maaji ko aajkal ho kya gayi hai? Badi ajeeb bartav kar rahi hai..
Himani : are meri pyari didi!! Lagta hain purane phone ko koi recharge phir kar raha hai....par konsa charger hai...voh pata nahi.
Is comment pe dono haste hain aur kitchen me lag jaate hain.
Sumitra abhi bhi sharma rahi thi apni kahin gayi vakyo se aur phir khud khikhila uthi. Phir Geeta ki paath padne lagi apni Rocking chair par beth ke.
Najaane kyon uski mann kitab me bilkul bhi nahi lag rahi thi. Kahin kisi kone me koi to kida tha jo uski naso ko kaat raha tha bheje ke andar. Voh Chameli ki shararat vali andaaz aur Himani ki uksana aur to aur voh Phulwadi naam ka upyog karna...nahi nahi...voh normal kaise rahegi....yehi soch use satane lagi.
Nahi!!
Yeh aisa aur nahi chal Sakta!
Use ghar ki Shuddhi karan karni hi thi aur kisi bhi haal me ek pandit chahiye thi. Yeh zimidari di gayi unki beti aur bahu ko ...par kya is Shuddhi se ghar vapas pavitra ho jayega? ....yeh to vaqt hi batayega.
Vaha kitchen me Himani besharmi se Gayatri ko uski aur Bhim ke kisse sunane lagi.
Gayatri : (jalan me) bas bas kar! ..uffff mujhe tu jalayegi kya aise hi?...are aur ek main hoon jo Alok se na jaane kya kya ummeed kar baithi hoon aaj bhi...aur voh hai ke kaam se fursat hi nahi.
Himani : Are didi! Agar aap chaho to.....
Gayatri : to kya??? (Uttejit swar me)
Himani bahut dheere se haule se apni ras bhari honton ko Gayatri ki kaan tak laati hain "gaur se suno didi!... hum jaise aurton ki pyas samaj aur sanstha ya reeti neeti se bujhaye nahi jaa sakti hain...isliye hum voh tanker hai jise paani ki puri pipe chahiye!"
Gayatri tanker shabd sunke sisak uthi aur jism me garmi chaa gayi.
Gayatri : (lambi aahe leke) bol na.....ruk kyon gayi
Himani : Suno meri baat...aaj aap naha dho ke seedha Bhim ke adde pe jaaogi.
Gayatri : parrr naha ke kyon?? Vaise bhi jaa sakti ho..(uski hont pe Himani ki ungli aajati)
Himani : Didi.... please...aap ka nahana zaroori hai...jab tak aap fresh nahi hoti aur acchi si saree nahin pehnti....ab ko Bhim ke mahol ki GANDAGI ka ehsaas kaise hoga????? (Kehke kandhon ko daboch li)
Yeh sunke Gayatri se raha nahi gayi aur haath me pakdi Belan ko jhatke me apni saree me lipti bur me dhass leti hain "ughmmn...Himuuuuuu....uhhhh aise shabd bolna band kar..."kehke voh ragadti gayi belan ko...jiske ird gird se aanta ab uski saree me phel rahi thi.
Himani ek shaitan ban chuki thi puri tarah se. Voh haar nahi maani! Uski hont abhi bhi Gayatri ki kaano se sati hui thi. "Uffffff kya kar rahe ho....are koi aagayi to??????".
Gayatri : ughmmmm uhhh (belan ghisti gayi) uhmmmm dekhh main do dino se bahut ashleel mahol dekh rahi ughmmm hoon is ghar me!! Ughmm ...vaise....
Ab thodi ruk jaati hain aur haath me se belan neeche gir padi) ...
Bhim se mujhe kyaa kam bhala????
Himani : ek kaam karo didi...aaj tum use apne saath mandir le jaoo..aur haan uske aage aage chalna aur bheed wali jagah hi lena..(aankh maarti hui) samjhii??
Gayatri ki dil kansin jawan dulhan ki tarah dhadakne lagi. Aur tan badan me ek aag si aagayi. Is aag ko kisi hospipe ki zaroorat thi. Turant...
Phir dono aurten yaha vaha ki baatein karne lage par Gayatri aaj pehli baar mandir jaane ke liye bahut bechain ho rahi thi lekin darr bhi thi.
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Vaha kamre me Bhim apni jism ke kaale gehre baalon ko sulga raha tha Himani ke baare me soch soch ke. Voh saare haseen raat aur voh chaddar ke bheetar jismon ka ragadna aur voh choti choti sambbhog ke kisse uske mann me kayam the.
Voh aankh band karke lungi ke upar se hi apna lund ragad hi raha tha ke andar pravesh karti hain Gayatri jiske mooh se ek "Heyy ramm" nikal ke seedha Bhim ke kaano tak pahuch jaata hain.
"Mmmmalkin aaaap???" apna lungi to adjust kar leta hain par ubhar vaisa ka vaisa. Uske gande se lungi ki tamboo Gayatri bhookh bhare nazron se dekhti gayi. Abhi abhi naha dhoke fresh hoke ek dhuli hui saree,blouse aur petticoat pehni thi...par...phir bhi andar kuch to kaant rahi thi jaise.
Ek to bur ki khujli...upar se aisa ganda mahol...Gayatri ki nazar usi chaddar par gayi jo usbe us raat ko bhi dekhi thi.
Chaddar bahut ganda tha aur Gayatri apni naak sikud leti hain uhm!
"Humani yaha aati thi????? Is aadmi ke liye?????? Chiiiiii...kamini besharam kahin ki....aur mujhe bhi kheech le ayi yaha tak! Hey ram raksha karna meri" aise shabd voh soch rahi thi ke saamne khada hota hain Bhim..lungi ki ganth baandhte huyee aur banyan bhi pehn liya usne.
Uske huliye se hi Gayatri ko ghinn aa rahi thi par uske andar ki vaasna havi ho gayi aur voh bina Bhim ke taraf dekhe bol padi "jaldi kapde pehn lo... Hume mandir jaana hai aur kuch bhent chadani hain....jaldi aao" kehke nikal jaati hain.
Bhim Gayatri ke mansube se anjaan tha aur masoom banke ek shirt pehn leta hain aur chal para voh Gayatri ke peeche peeche aur kyonke mandir nazdeek hi tha is liye dono paidal hi chal pare.
Bhim anjaanw tha is baat se ke Gayatri ek abhinetri ki tarah Himani ki direct ki gayi scrip ke dhun pe jaa rahi thi.
"Yeh jism ki pyas hai hi aise aur jab Sri Kaamdev prabhu ke ganne ka teer chubh ta hai to mazaa hi alag hai uska" yeh shabd bol padi Gajodhari jo door megh ki duniya se yeh dekh rahi thi.
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Lagna ke anusar Sumitra ne ek hafte ki baad ka mahurat nikali thi Shudhi karn ke liye.
Use kisi bhi haal me ghar ka pariyavaran vapas pehle jaise karni thi jab sab normal tha. Voh baar baar sochti rahi ke na jaane kis ki nazar lag gayi thi.
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Raaste me Gayatri aage aage jaati gayi aur peeche peeche Bhim puja ka samagri saath me liye peeche peeche aata gaya. Aaj voh khud hairan tha Gayatri ki meherbaani par kyonke isse pehle voh ghar ke baagho ko chor ke kabhi bhi dusre kaamo me involve nahi hua tha.
Gayatri plan ke anusar thodi thirakti hui chalne lagi jisse uski gol matol gaand saree ke material ke taraf phaske ird gird hilne lagi. Yeh kamuk drishya dekh leta hai Bhim aur uske nature ke anusar voh apni aankhein rok nahi paata, balki saamne ka drishya se mansik bhog lene lagta hain.
Bhim aur kareeb aajata hain par Gayatri ne gati vohi rakhi thi jiske karan ab dono me fasla kaafi kam ho chuka tha. Bhim ne mushkil se apne haathon ko rok ke rakha tha...jee me to aya ke vohi ke vohi us keemti saree ko upar karke Gayatri ki gadrayi gaand ko dabochle.
Jab Gayatri thodi thodi peeche mudke dekhi ke Bhim ki nazren kidhar tika hua hai, to voh mann hi mann uttejit aur prasann ho jaati hai aur aag me ek chamach namak gira hi deti hain.
Gayatri : Are Bhim...
Bhim (nazren darr se seedha kar leta hain) jjj jeee Malkin?
Gayatri : Dekho, tum choti Malkin (Himani) ko jo izzat deti ho, mujhe bhi utna hi izzat karo. Sharmao mat...aur dil khol ke mera bhog lo! (Sharma ke)
Bhim: jeeeeee???? (Sisak utha)
Gayatri vohi ruk jaati hain aur uska haath pakad ke ek parking area ke bhitar leke jaata hain..Bhim kuch confused sa tha
par kuch kaha nahi.
Veerane se ek spot pe pahuchke Gayatri ek lambi saas leti hui Bhim ko upar se neeche niharne lagi. Uska mardana jism niharne layak tha ab yeh clear tha ke Himani jaisi khokli aur kamuk aurat kaise asani se chudh gayi isse.
Gayatri : (thodi sharmake) dekho Bhim! Mujhe sab kuch pata hain ...ke tum aur tumhari choti malkin ke beech bahut dino se kya kya chal raha hai!!
Bhim kuch ghabra gaya aur nazren neeche ke aur.
Gayatri : Dekho! Main agar chahoo to tumhe seedha police ke hawale bhi kar sakti hoon! .........Lekin....(ek thuk ko ghatak leti hain) ...tumhe prayaschit karna hoga.
Bhim sharam se neeche gir padta hain aur seedha Gayatri ke pairo ke paas.
Bhim : hume maaf karna Malkin!!!!! Ab aisa BHOOL nahi hoga!!!! Hhhhume baksh do...
.are voh to choti malkin ki tanhai humse.....dekhiii nahi gayi...(nervous hone laga)
Gayatri ko kuch sunayi nahi diya... uski kamukta itni bad gayi ke jab Bhim ke haathon ko apne pairo aur talwo ke ird gird dekhi to uski saas phulne lagi. Jee me aya ke saree ko thodi upar karke use apni sudol taang ka darshan karaye.
Gayatri (bhim ke bazuo ko pakad ke utha leti hain) : utho!!! Yeh faltu ka natak karne ki zaroorat nahi hai! Aur...dhyan se suno meri baat!....jis ghar me tumhari tanha choti malkin rehti hain...usi chaukhat me ek tanha aurat aur rehti hain....voh bhi bhog ki utni hi pyasi hain...uske jism ke podhe ko bhi paani chahiye!.....(lambi lambi saas leti hui)
Bhim ka lund ab phudakne laga... akhir yeh kiski baat chal rahi hai!
Gayatri (paseena paseeena hoke)voh aurat.....MAIN HOON!
Dono ke dono ek lambi aanh chor deta hain aur Bhim bina sankoch ke apne khudre haath se Gayatri ki komal gori haath ko jakad leta hain..jisse uski dil zoron se dhadkne lagi.
Do aatma....do jism sisak uthe...
Pyase ko kuwa aur kuwa ko paani...dono hisab barabar ho rahe the.
Kuch palo tak Bhim bas Gayatri ki haathon ko malta gaya jo aankhein mund ke bas lambi lambi meethi meethi aanhe bhar rahi thi ke tabhi ek gaari ke horn ka awaz aata hain aur dono hosh me aake ek patli gali se nikal padte hain aur mandir ki aur badh gaye.
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Vaha ghar me Sumitra badi bechain hoke yaha se vaha tahel rahi thi..mann aur dil dono bechaini se bhari puri thi aur tabhi uski nazron ke saamne aajati hain deewar pe tangi hui uaki pati ki tasveer...kuch 35 saal purani...
Us tasveer me unke balisht jism aaj bhi mahek raha tha photo frame ke andar aur aisa lag raha tha maano tasveer me se voh "Phulwadi .... Phulwadi ka rat laga raha tha jo seedha Sumitra ki kaano tak aa rahi thi aur jism ko garma bhi rahi thi.
Sumitra kuch palo ke liye tasveer ko apni chaati se dhass leti hain aur let jaati hain...uski mund aankhon me thi beete purane kuch lamhe...khaas karke un dono ki jab suhagraat hui thi.
Vohe gulabi pankhuriyo se bhara hua bistar...
Voh jism se jism ka takrana..
Voh ras aur veeriyo ka milann.....
Ufffff voh din....
Sumitra kasmasati hui apni ek pair ko dusre pe daba leti hain aur na chahte huye bhi apni honton ko apas me ragad bhi leti hain.
Kaash.......kaash yeh 2018 ke badle me voh haseen 1975 ki raat hoti! jab usse Himani aur Alok ke pitah jee bhar ke samnhog kar rahe the. Kaash vo abhi bhi vaise hi jawan rehti.....na jaane kitne aur armaan mann me phut pade ke tabhi vaha aati hain Pooja...hath me ek paper liye.
Ek to yeh kambakht aurat bistar pe khuabon ki basti me khoi thi aur dusri taraf ek dhongi ladki jo matak matak ke apni naani ki kamre me ghus padi. Voh kuch kehne hi wali thi ke.....
achanak .....
Sumitra ki komal hont khul pade aur ek madhur svwar me....
"Suhaaag raaat haiiiii...(lambi saas leke) gghunghat uthaa rahaa hai tuu...
Kuch ruk jaati hain ......
phir....
"Mujhe zameen pe (sisakti huii) bullaayaa gaya haii..(tasveer ko aur thodi chaati se dhasti hui) teree liye......"
Zoron se saas sirf uski nahin...balki saamne khadi Pooja ki bhi chal rahi thi. Uff aaj uski naani kitni kamuk.....kitni sundar...kitni komal lag rahi thi...jaise chune se bikhar jaye turant.
Voh kuch derh ke liye yeh bhi bhool gayi ke uski haath me ek nakli medical paper thi jisme ek nakli statement likha gaya tha ke Abortion ke baad jeene ke chances bahut kam the.
Pooja kj saasen phul gayee nani ko dekhke jo abhi bhi saasen phulaye leti rahi ekdum mast aur aankhein abhi bhi mund.
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Raaste me Gayatri aage aage jaati gayi aur peeche peeche Bhim puja ka samagri saath me liye peeche peeche aata gaya. Aaj voh khud hairan tha Gayatri ki meherbaani par kyonke isse pehle voh ghar ke baagho ko chor ke kabhi bhi dusre kaamo me involve nahi hua tha.
Gayatri plan ke anusar thodi thirakti hui chalne lagi jisse uski gol matol gaand saree ke material ke taraf phaske ird gird hilne lagi. Yeh kamuk drishya dekh leta hai Bhim aur uske nature ke anusar voh apni aankhein rok nahi paata, balki saamne ka drishya se mansik bhog lene lagta hain.
Bhim aur kareeb aajata hain par Gayatri ne gati vohi rakhi thi jiske karan ab dono me fasla kaafi kam ho chuka tha. Bhim ne mushkil se apne haathon ko rok ke rakha tha...jee me to aya ke vohi ke vohi us keemti saree ko upar karke Gayatri ki gadrayi gaand ko dabochle.
Jab Gayatri thodi thodi peeche mudke dekhi ke Bhim ki nazren kidhar tika hua hai, to voh mann hi mann uttejit aur prasann ho jaati hai aur aag me ek chamach namak gira hi deti hain.
Gayatri : Are Bhim...
Bhim (nazren darr se seedha kar leta hain) jjj jeee Malkin?
Gayatri : Dekho, tum choti Malkin (Himani) ko jo izzat deti ho, mujhe bhi utna hi izzat karo. Sharmao mat...aur dil khol ke mera bhog lo! (Sharma ke)
Bhim: jeeeeee???? (Sisak utha)
Gayatri vohi ruk jaati hain aur uska haath pakad ke ek parking area ke bhitar leke jaata hain..Bhim kuch confused sa tha
par kuch kaha nahi.
Veerane se ek spot pe pahuchke Gayatri ek lambi saas leti hui Bhim ko upar se neeche niharne lagi. Uska mardana jism niharne layak tha ab yeh clear tha ke Himani jaisi khokli aur kamuk aurat kaise asani se chudh gayi isse.
Gayatri : (thodi sharmake) dekho Bhim! Mujhe sab kuch pata hain ...ke tum aur tumhari choti malkin ke beech bahut dino se kya kya chal raha hai!!
Bhim kuch ghabra gaya aur nazren neeche ke aur.
Gayatri : Dekho! Main agar chahoo to tumhe seedha police ke hawale bhi kar sakti hoon! .........Lekin....(ek thuk ko ghatak leti hain) ...tumhe prayaschit karna hoga.
Bhim sharam se neeche gir padta hain aur seedha Gayatri ke pairo ke paas.
Bhim : hume maaf karna Malkin!!!!! Ab aisa BHOOL nahi hoga!!!! Hhhhume baksh do...
.are voh to choti malkin ki tanhai humse.....dekhiii nahi gayi...(nervous hone laga)
Gayatri ko kuch sunayi nahi diya... uski kamukta itni bad gayi ke jab Bhim ke haathon ko apne pairo aur talwo ke ird gird dekhi to uski saas phulne lagi. Jee me aya ke saree ko thodi upar karke use apni sudol taang ka darshan karaye.
Gayatri (bhim ke bazuo ko pakad ke utha leti hain) : utho!!! Yeh faltu ka natak karne ki zaroorat nahi hai! Aur...dhyan se suno meri baat!....jis ghar me tumhari tanha choti malkin rehti hain...usi chaukhat me ek tanha aurat aur rehti hain....voh bhi bhog ki utni hi pyasi hain...uske jism ke podhe ko bhi paani chahiye!.....(lambi lambi saas leti hui)
Bhim ka lund ab phudakne laga... akhir yeh kiski baat chal rahi hai!
Gayatri (paseena paseeena hoke)voh aurat.....MAIN HOON!
Dono ke dono ek lambi aanh chor deta hain aur Bhim bina sankoch ke apne khudre haath se Gayatri ki komal gori haath ko jakad leta hain..jisse uski dil zoron se dhadkne lagi.
Do aatma....do jism sisak uthe...
Pyase ko kuwa aur kuwa ko paani...dono hisab barabar ho rahe the.
Kuch palo tak Bhim bas Gayatri ki haathon ko malta gaya jo aankhein mund ke bas lambi lambi meethi meethi aanhe bhar rahi thi ke tabhi ek gaari ke horn ka awaz aata hain aur dono hosh me aake ek patli gali se nikal padte hain aur mandir ki aur badh gaye.
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Vaha ghar me Sumitra badi bechain hoke yaha se vaha tahel rahi thi..mann aur dil dono bechaini se bhari puri thi aur tabhi uski nazron ke saamne aajati hain deewar pe tangi hui uaki pati ki tasveer...kuch 35 saal purani...
Us tasveer me unke balisht jism aaj bhi mahek raha tha photo frame ke andar aur aisa lag raha tha maano tasveer me se voh "Phulwadi .... Phulwadi ka rat laga raha tha jo seedha Sumitra ki kaano tak aa rahi thi aur jism ko garma bhi rahi thi.
Sumitra kuch palo ke liye tasveer ko apni chaati se dhass leti hain aur let jaati hain...uski mund aankhon me thi beete purane kuch lamhe...khaas karke un dono ki jab suhagraat hui thi.
Vohe gulabi pankhuriyo se bhara hua bistar...
Voh jism se jism ka takrana..
Voh ras aur veeriyo ka milann.....
Ufffff voh din....
Sumitra kasmasati hui apni ek pair ko dusre pe daba leti hain aur na chahte huye bhi apni honton ko apas me ragad bhi leti hain.
Kaash.......kaash yeh 2018 ke badle me voh haseen 1975 ki raat hoti! jab usse Himani aur Alok ke pitah jee bhar ke samnhog kar rahe the. Kaash vo abhi bhi vaise hi jawan rehti.....na jaane kitne aur armaan mann me phut pade ke tabhi vaha aati hain Pooja...hath me ek paper liye.
Ek to yeh kambakht aurat bistar pe khuabon ki basti me khoi thi aur dusri taraf ek dhongi ladki jo matak matak ke apni naani ki kamre me ghus padi. Voh kuch kehne hi wali thi ke.....
achanak .....
Sumitra ki komal hont khul pade aur ek madhur svwar me....
"Suhaaag raaat haiiiii...(lambi saas leke) gghunghat uthaa rahaa hai tuu...
Kuch ruk jaati hain ......
phir....
"Mujhe zameen pe (sisakti huii) bullaayaa gaya haii..(tasveer ko aur thodi chaati se dhasti hui) teree liye......"
Zoron se saas sirf uski nahin...balki saamne khadi Pooja ki bhi chal rahi thi. Uff aaj uski naani kitni kamuk.....kitni sundar...kitni komal lag rahi thi...jaise chune se bikhar jaye turant.
Voh kuch derh ke liye yeh bhi bhool gayi ke uski haath me ek nakli medical paper thi jisme ek nakli statement likha gaya tha ke Abortion ke baad jeene ke chances bahut kam the.
Pooja kj saasen phul gayee nani ko dekhke jo abhi bhi saasen phulaye leti rahi ekdum mast aur aankhein abhi bhi mund.
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StoryPublisher
Guest
Update 24
Mandir pahuch te hi Gayatri aur Bhim dono apne apne kariye karne lagte hain. Yun to Gayatri apni hone vale pote ke shubh pravesh ke liye aayi thi lekin..tajub ki baat yeh thi ke vaisa kuch khayal uski mann me ayi hi nahi.
Balki kadwa sach to yeh thi ke aankhein mund ke bhi Bhim nazar aayi use.
"Hey Bhagwan!! Yeh kya ho raha hai mujhe!"
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Vaha ghar me....
Pooja apni nani ko dekhke hairan reh gayi phir dheere se "mmm nani maa???". Lekin voh Sumitra vinaahkal buddhi leke bas kamsin khayalon me khoi hui thi. Pooja ko kuch derh ke liye aisa laga ke ek buddhi ki bhes me ek kamsin jawan ladki leti thi vaha pe.
Nani ki aisi dasha dekh ke Pooja mooh pe haath rakhke khikhila uthi. Aur nazdeek chali gayi. Nani ki haath me dhase nanaji ka frame dekhke Pooja ko ek bahut hi natkhat tarkeeb sujhi. Usne foran paper ko apni jeans me chupa li.
Ek kaatil muskurahat ke saath phir bol padi...
"Ummm naniii maaaaa!!!!!!" Hello!!!! " Is baar apni haath se uski kohni ko tatoli to "ughmn uhh kaun nn??" kehti hui Sumitra uth padi bistar pe se.
Saamne khadi Pooja ko dekhke voh apne aap ko sambhal liya aur normal hoke bol padi.."are tu....". Is dasha me voh yeh bhul gayi thi ke Pooja ka abortion ka status use janni thi....
Par aankhon se bayan to yeh ho rahi thi ke abhi bhi voh apne swargvasi patidev ke khayalon me hi khoyi khoyi hui thi. Voh kuch boli nahi bas abhi bhi chaati upar neeche barkarar rakhi.
Pooja mann hi mann has padi..lekin plan ka kamyab hona bhi zaroori tha.
Pooja : nani maa....aap aaj bhi kitne sundar ho...malum hai aapko!!!
Sumitra ek lambi aanh bhari...
Pooja : komal....mulayam....kamseeen kali ki sugandh aaj bhi aapke rom rom se aati haiii.....
Sumitra ki badan me maano kisi ne electric taar ghusa di ho aur ab pani ke chinte usme barsa rahi ho jaise....
Pooja ruki nahi ..
"Jaannat ki hoor jaisi aapki surat nani maa!! Mujhe to jalan hoti hai aapse (ruwasi hone ki natak karne lagi)
Ab Sumitra ki dil Zor Zor se dhadakne lagi...voh chahti thi ke Pooja uski aur tareef kare ......nahi nahi...KHUB tareef kare...kuch bhi kahe...lekin tareef kare.
Nani ki aisi aanhe bharte dekh ke Pooja bhi garma gayi thodi lekin khel ko jari rakhi.
Maano Sumitra devi ki patthar jaisi jism ko ab Pooja pighla rahi thi lekin bahut dheeme dheeme.....jaise koi mom pighle....aag ki zor se...vaise yeh budhi aurat pighalne lagi sirf shabdo ki zor se.
Pooja ko dekhke Sumitra ek sharrmili saheli ki tarah dekhne lagi..mano jaise aankhon me pyas hi pyas ho "Pooja...ai Pooja...kya main aaj bhi (sharmake) utni hi sundar hoon kya????
Ab dono ke haath ek dusre me sate huye the...aur dheere dheere Pooja apni nani ki haath ko malne lagi... sehlane lagi.
Pooja : are nani maa rehne do! Ab mujhe danto ge agar main satyavachan bolu to! (ek saheli ki jaisa nakhre karti hui)
Sumitra (bechaini me) : are nahiiiii re!! Tu bol na!! Dekh meri taraf ...
Pooja : hmmmmm ... vaise......aap is ghar me sabse sudol...sundar.....aur kamseen aurat ho!! (gale ko pinch karti hui) SACCHI!!!!
Ek aur namak ki pudiya dhas gayi aag me! Is baar Sumitra ko har shabd se ek garmi si mehsoos hone lagi. Use kuch pal ke liye to aisi lagi ke maano koi uspe foolon ka barsat kar rahe ho.
Voh aankhein phir mund leti hain aur kehti hain "Pooja...kya main aaj bhi vaisi hoon jaisi main apni (honton ko ragadke) apni suhagraat me thi hmmmm?"
Yeh sunke Pooja ki jism me ek curry daud jaati hain aur mooh khula ka khula ke tabhi use Shruti ki awaaz aati hain jo kamre me ghus padti hain "oyeee madam!! kab se dhoondh rahi ho tujhe!!! Chal mujhe notes chahiye!".
Pooja Shruti ko saath liye kamre me se chali jaati hai aur rehjaati hain Sumitra...gaal aur aankhein ghusse se laal aur apne aap se birbira rahi thi "Kamini ladki kahin ki ...kaise Pooja ko le gayi! Dil to karta hain ise Chameli ki baati ke kisi kothe me.....(zaban ruk jaati hain!! aur haathon se apni mooh dhak leti hain) "heyyy raam...yeh kya kya bol rahi hoon main aaj!".
Ab Shuddhi karn ki zaroorat dugni ho chuki thi.. kyonke sirf mahol hi nahi...voh khud apavitra ho rahi thi. Darr ke Sumitra vapas Geeta ki paath padne lagi...lekin mann abhi bhi ashant.
Na jaane kya hone chala tha aage.
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Mandir pahuch te hi Gayatri aur Bhim dono apne apne kariye karne lagte hain. Yun to Gayatri apni hone vale pote ke shubh pravesh ke liye aayi thi lekin..tajub ki baat yeh thi ke vaisa kuch khayal uski mann me ayi hi nahi.
Balki kadwa sach to yeh thi ke aankhein mund ke bhi Bhim nazar aayi use.
"Hey Bhagwan!! Yeh kya ho raha hai mujhe!"
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Vaha ghar me....
Pooja apni nani ko dekhke hairan reh gayi phir dheere se "mmm nani maa???". Lekin voh Sumitra vinaahkal buddhi leke bas kamsin khayalon me khoi hui thi. Pooja ko kuch derh ke liye aisa laga ke ek buddhi ki bhes me ek kamsin jawan ladki leti thi vaha pe.
Nani ki aisi dasha dekh ke Pooja mooh pe haath rakhke khikhila uthi. Aur nazdeek chali gayi. Nani ki haath me dhase nanaji ka frame dekhke Pooja ko ek bahut hi natkhat tarkeeb sujhi. Usne foran paper ko apni jeans me chupa li.
Ek kaatil muskurahat ke saath phir bol padi...
"Ummm naniii maaaaa!!!!!!" Hello!!!! " Is baar apni haath se uski kohni ko tatoli to "ughmn uhh kaun nn??" kehti hui Sumitra uth padi bistar pe se.
Saamne khadi Pooja ko dekhke voh apne aap ko sambhal liya aur normal hoke bol padi.."are tu....". Is dasha me voh yeh bhul gayi thi ke Pooja ka abortion ka status use janni thi....
Par aankhon se bayan to yeh ho rahi thi ke abhi bhi voh apne swargvasi patidev ke khayalon me hi khoyi khoyi hui thi. Voh kuch boli nahi bas abhi bhi chaati upar neeche barkarar rakhi.
Pooja mann hi mann has padi..lekin plan ka kamyab hona bhi zaroori tha.
Pooja : nani maa....aap aaj bhi kitne sundar ho...malum hai aapko!!!
Sumitra ek lambi aanh bhari...
Pooja : komal....mulayam....kamseeen kali ki sugandh aaj bhi aapke rom rom se aati haiii.....
Sumitra ki badan me maano kisi ne electric taar ghusa di ho aur ab pani ke chinte usme barsa rahi ho jaise....
Pooja ruki nahi ..
"Jaannat ki hoor jaisi aapki surat nani maa!! Mujhe to jalan hoti hai aapse (ruwasi hone ki natak karne lagi)
Ab Sumitra ki dil Zor Zor se dhadakne lagi...voh chahti thi ke Pooja uski aur tareef kare ......nahi nahi...KHUB tareef kare...kuch bhi kahe...lekin tareef kare.
Nani ki aisi aanhe bharte dekh ke Pooja bhi garma gayi thodi lekin khel ko jari rakhi.
Maano Sumitra devi ki patthar jaisi jism ko ab Pooja pighla rahi thi lekin bahut dheeme dheeme.....jaise koi mom pighle....aag ki zor se...vaise yeh budhi aurat pighalne lagi sirf shabdo ki zor se.
Pooja ko dekhke Sumitra ek sharrmili saheli ki tarah dekhne lagi..mano jaise aankhon me pyas hi pyas ho "Pooja...ai Pooja...kya main aaj bhi (sharmake) utni hi sundar hoon kya????
Ab dono ke haath ek dusre me sate huye the...aur dheere dheere Pooja apni nani ki haath ko malne lagi... sehlane lagi.
Pooja : are nani maa rehne do! Ab mujhe danto ge agar main satyavachan bolu to! (ek saheli ki jaisa nakhre karti hui)
Sumitra (bechaini me) : are nahiiiii re!! Tu bol na!! Dekh meri taraf ...
Pooja : hmmmmm ... vaise......aap is ghar me sabse sudol...sundar.....aur kamseen aurat ho!! (gale ko pinch karti hui) SACCHI!!!!
Ek aur namak ki pudiya dhas gayi aag me! Is baar Sumitra ko har shabd se ek garmi si mehsoos hone lagi. Use kuch pal ke liye to aisi lagi ke maano koi uspe foolon ka barsat kar rahe ho.
Voh aankhein phir mund leti hain aur kehti hain "Pooja...kya main aaj bhi vaisi hoon jaisi main apni (honton ko ragadke) apni suhagraat me thi hmmmm?"
Yeh sunke Pooja ki jism me ek curry daud jaati hain aur mooh khula ka khula ke tabhi use Shruti ki awaaz aati hain jo kamre me ghus padti hain "oyeee madam!! kab se dhoondh rahi ho tujhe!!! Chal mujhe notes chahiye!".
Pooja Shruti ko saath liye kamre me se chali jaati hai aur rehjaati hain Sumitra...gaal aur aankhein ghusse se laal aur apne aap se birbira rahi thi "Kamini ladki kahin ki ...kaise Pooja ko le gayi! Dil to karta hain ise Chameli ki baati ke kisi kothe me.....(zaban ruk jaati hain!! aur haathon se apni mooh dhak leti hain) "heyyy raam...yeh kya kya bol rahi hoon main aaj!".
Ab Shuddhi karn ki zaroorat dugni ho chuki thi.. kyonke sirf mahol hi nahi...voh khud apavitra ho rahi thi. Darr ke Sumitra vapas Geeta ki paath padne lagi...lekin mann abhi bhi ashant.
Na jaane kya hone chala tha aage.
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Doston! aise hi saath nibhate rahiye! aap sabhi pathako ka pyar yunhi kayam rahe!
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Update 25
Vaha Shruti aur Pooja apas me leti hui thodi padayi kar leti hain ke tabhi Shruti ubasi lene lagi "oh didi!! Bore ho gayee hoon yaar!".
Pooja (kitabo ko side me phenkti hui) : oyeee!! tujhe maloom kya aaj nani ne kya kiya??
Shruti : hmm aisi kya bol rahi hai tu??? (Pooja ko gaur se dekhti hui) Aur tu vaise unki kamre me kar kya rahi thi?? Hmm??
Pooja : oiiiii tu sunegi to hosh ud jayegi teriiii!
Shruti : (uski peeth pe chapat marke) oii nakhre mat kar....bata to sahi di!
Phir Pooja Sumitra se ki gayi saare harkatein Shruti ko bata deti hain aur jaise jaise kissa aage aage gayi vaise vaise Shruti hairani se sunti gayi.
Shruti (mooh pe haath rakhke) oh god! Kya keh rahi hai tu??? Are you okay?? Tu pagal hai...daadi aisii kar sakti hai kya bhala!
Pooja apni behan ki gaal par ek chikoti mar leti hain "hmmm ab kya bataoon!!...kahin nani ko kisi se ishq vishq to nahi ho ..."
Beech me Shruti kant leti hain
Shruti : Dhatt! Tu bhi na ..(apni moti jaanghe adjust karti hui)
Pooja : yeh tu aisi kya kar rahi hai?? Kuch kant rahi hai kya??
Shruti : hmmmmm nahiii
Pooja : dekh mujhse kuch mat chupa!!
Shruti to daadi ki harkatein sunke bas gehri gehri saas le rahi thi ke tabhi uski ek ubhri hui stan Pooja daba leti hain.
Shruti sisak uthi "uhmmmm oiii kya what the hell!""
Pooja : tu ek number ki nautankibaaz aur jhoothi hi rehgi! Are saaf saaf batana ke daadi ki bhi kissa tujhe pagal kar rahi hai!!! (Khilkhila uthi)
Shruti sharma jaati hain aur pairo ko thodi aur faila kar beth let gayi "di! teri baaton se kuch kuch hone laga hai neeche....(ankhen mund) please tu aisi gandi baate kam kiya kar....(jaangh khujati hui) kuch kuch hota hai mujhe.....
Pooja ab apni ek sudol jangh uski jangh par rakh leti hain aur dheere dheere ragadne lagi *hmmmmmmm sachhii??".
Shruti : are di....mucchi wali sachiii...(masoom expression deti hui)
Pooja : (ab shaitani se) tujhe aur ek baat bataoon kya!
Shruti (apni janghw par rakhi Pooja ki jangh sehlane lagi) mmmmnm
Pooja : par tu mujhe pinky promise kar...ke tu kisi ko batayegi nahi!!!!!! (apni pinky aage karti hain)
Shruti : PINKY PROMISE!!! (apni pinky jod leti hain)
Pooja apni ras bhari honton ko Shruti ki kaan tak le ayi aur dheere se bol padi "main Pregnant hoon!!".
Itna kehna aur sunna tha ki dono ladkiyon ke dil seene me se jaise ek saath bahaar agaye ho.
Shruti : (Pooja ko dhakka deti hain) Oiiii WHat the fu.... Kya bakwaas kar rahi hai tu???????? Pregn......
Pooja uski mooh pe haath thop deti hain "ssshhhhhhh !! Oii tu marwayegi mujhe!!!"
Shruti : matlab kya haii tera??? Tune bataya nahi kisi Ko!!!! Oye daadi ko pata chala to tujhe ghar se nikal degi!
Pooja : Hmmmmmm agar main kahoon ke unhe sab pata hai tooo???? (Natkhat si muskaan dene lagi)
Shruti ghussa aur hairani ke saath use dekh rahi thi aur use yeh samaajh nahi aa rahi thi ke kahe bhi to kya kahe!
Pooja : (Itrate huye) dekh!.. main to yeh baccha zaroor godh lungi! ...iske pita ka bhi koi objection nahi hai! (Masoom dhong karkee thenga dikhati hai)
Shruti : accha Miss Pooja! to yeh bhi bata dijiye ke fasal ugaya kisne!
Pooja bina kisi jhijhak aurw sankoch ke vapas honton ko Shruti ki kaan tak layi aur pyar se boli "Amit bhayiaa"
Shruti ki duniya hil gayee aur aankhein maano chehre se bahaar ki aur nikalne ki prayas kar rahi ho. Mooh pe haath thame bas gungi hoke Pooja ki aur dekhne lagi.
Pooja besharmi se aankh marti hain aur Shruti dang reh jaati hain.
"Kamini zalil kahin ki! Kaise apni pregnant hone ki daastan suna rahi hai!! Jaise koi beauty contest jeet kar aayi ho!!" Shruti ki dil se ek hi awaaz ayi.
Pooja : oii kya sochne lagi princess?
Shruti mooh banake yaha vaha dekhne lagi.
Pooja : oiii main sach keh rahi hoon!
Shruti : dekho di!....mujhe ghinn aa rahi hai aap ki baaton se! Are bhayiaa aisa kar hi nahi sakte! Tum dono cousins ho yaar!...
Pooja : (jaake Shruti ki peeche beth jaati hain) hmmmm are bhayiaa nahi voh to (hansi me) sayaiaa haii
Shruti : shut up!!!! Please!
Pooja : oh haiii meri pyari behn ko jalan hone lagiiiii..(uski gaal dabati hui)
Shruti bhi confused thi ki aakhir use ghussa aayi thi ya irsha..voh bas mooh banaye bethi rahi.
Pooja ko shararat sujh gayi aur uski kaan ki lau ko chum liya.
Ufff Shruti sisak uthi aur ghusse se uth gayiiii "Di! Tu itni badi kamini niklegi...yeh maine bhi nahi sochi thi!... aur haan mujhe tujhse jalan kyo hogi!!!! Are tujhse do guna zyada SEXY hoon main!
Pooja uth padi aur Shruti ko peeche se jhappi dene lagi "oolllleeeee meri pyariiii cute behnaaa...sach bata...tujhe kabhi Amit bhayiaa ka dekhi hai kyaa???"
Shruti : chiiiiii (Pooja ko dhakelti hui) tu kitni gandi ho gayee hai!! Mujhe nahi dekhna hai ke unka ka kitna mota aur bada haiii ...JAA yah see .....god!!!!! Mujhe ab padaii bhi nahi ho payegi!!!!!!".
Uski gol gaal ghusse me aur gol gol ho gayee aur phir Pooja hans padi ...."Kya mota aut bada???? Oiii main unka 'romantic andaaz' ke baare me keh rahi thi!".
Yeh sunke Shruti paseena paseena ho gayee aur kamre me se bhag gayi.
Pooja abhi bhi hans rahi thi phir apni pet par haath rakhi aur aankhein band karke jab usne apni bhavishya ki ek chitr banayi ..to voh buri tarah sharma gayi...
Usne yeh dekhi ke uski badan aur gadrayi gayi hui hai aur ek mota sa phula hua pet leke ghum rahi hai bindas hoke....
Is visual ko sochke Pooja ki gaal lal ho uthi aur foran bathroom bhag gayi khujane ke liye. Bahut zyada chintiya reng jo rahi thi.
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Vaha mandir me saare karya hone ke baad Gayatri aur Bhim vapas lautne hi lagti hain ke beech raste me kuch lofer jaise teen aadmi beech me hi tapak pade. Gayatri darr gayi thi kyonke usne kuch dagine jevraat bhi pehni hui thi.
Aadmi 1 : oiiii madam...chup chaap zevrat nikalo! Hume dedo!!
Aadmi 2 : saali ban savar ke koi mandir bhi jaati hai kyaaa???? Teri to....
Gayatri darr jaati hain aur duya karti hai ke Bhim uski raksha kar le.
Aadmi 3 : jaldi kar!!!
Yeh sunna tha ki Bhim aage aata hai aur ek haath zor se teesre aadmi Ko ek zordaar fatka dhaar deta hai....
Dusre wale ke mooh koe giraft karke apne ghutne ke dam se uska battisi ukhad leta hain...
Pehla aadmi uske takat aur junoon dekhke darr gaya aur phut liya vaha se. Bhim ghusse me hunkare maar raha tha abhi bhi "OYE!! Kaha bhaag rahe ho saalo!!!".
Uske is mardani andaaz dekhke Gayatri ki jism pighalne lagi aur kisi rape se bachi hui heroine ki tarah vahi khadi khadi sharmaa gayi. Ufff aaj Bhim ne use aisa bachaya ke maano uski angrakshak ho.
"Bilkul! Meri har ek sudol ang bahut keemti hain!....(itrane lagi)
Gayatri dil thaame Bhim ke khudre haath apni komal haathon me le leti hain aur uske aankhon me aankhein dale "shukriya Bhim!.........."
Na jaane kya kehna chahti thi...par keh nahi payi. Bhim bhi maano jaise uski aankhon me kho sa gaya tha...ke tabhi... kuch gadiyon ke horn ki awaaz ird gird se aane lagi aur voh dono jhijjakte huye normal ho gaye.
Gayatri apni andaaz se sharma jaati hai aur hairan thi ke is umar me voh ek neeche darje ke naukar ke haathon me haath lagayi bas chup chaap khadi rahi.
Bhim bhi normal ho gaya "ccchaliye...malkin!..".
Dono chup chaap bina ek dusre se koi lavz kahe chal padte hain ghar ke taraf.
Gayatri mann hi mann sochne lagi "kambakht aayi thi bahu aur munne ki dua mangne...aur aankhein mund ki to is Bhim ka shakal nazar aya....ufff mera dimaag sathya gayi hai!"... aur khilkhilake hans padi.
Jaate vakt bhi Bhim peeche peeche uski matakti hui bhaari bhadkam gaand dekhne laga.
"Yeh saali to choti Malkin se bhi zyada gadrayi hui hai..... ufff iski chuttad dekhke maza agaya Kasam se!!" khud se batein karte huye Bhim peeche chal diya.
Gayatri jo aage chal rahi thi...is baat se anjaan nahi thi ke Bhim usi ki hilti dulti matke jaisi nitamb ko ghoor raha tha. Is khayal se uski honton pe ek ajeeb muskaan aane lagi.
"Bhala aisa ho sakta hai ke Bhim jaisa mard ...low class, gande, neeche darje ka mard... mujhe itna khaas mehsoos karvaye....kya yeh mumkin tha ke voh aisi mard se itna kareeb ho jaye ke kahin ghar ki chaukhat hi us ke liye anjaan ho jaye.......hey ram!!!! Agar tum ijazat do mujhe to main khoon kar doon Himu ka!!!! Kamini aurat mujhe is halat me lake hi chori!!".
Gayatri sochke has padi.
Vaha Shruti aur Pooja apas me leti hui thodi padayi kar leti hain ke tabhi Shruti ubasi lene lagi "oh didi!! Bore ho gayee hoon yaar!".
Pooja (kitabo ko side me phenkti hui) : oyeee!! tujhe maloom kya aaj nani ne kya kiya??
Shruti : hmm aisi kya bol rahi hai tu??? (Pooja ko gaur se dekhti hui) Aur tu vaise unki kamre me kar kya rahi thi?? Hmm??
Pooja : oiiiii tu sunegi to hosh ud jayegi teriiii!
Shruti : (uski peeth pe chapat marke) oii nakhre mat kar....bata to sahi di!
Phir Pooja Sumitra se ki gayi saare harkatein Shruti ko bata deti hain aur jaise jaise kissa aage aage gayi vaise vaise Shruti hairani se sunti gayi.
Shruti (mooh pe haath rakhke) oh god! Kya keh rahi hai tu??? Are you okay?? Tu pagal hai...daadi aisii kar sakti hai kya bhala!
Pooja apni behan ki gaal par ek chikoti mar leti hain "hmmm ab kya bataoon!!...kahin nani ko kisi se ishq vishq to nahi ho ..."
Beech me Shruti kant leti hain
Shruti : Dhatt! Tu bhi na ..(apni moti jaanghe adjust karti hui)
Pooja : yeh tu aisi kya kar rahi hai?? Kuch kant rahi hai kya??
Shruti : hmmmmm nahiii
Pooja : dekh mujhse kuch mat chupa!!
Shruti to daadi ki harkatein sunke bas gehri gehri saas le rahi thi ke tabhi uski ek ubhri hui stan Pooja daba leti hain.
Shruti sisak uthi "uhmmmm oiii kya what the hell!""
Pooja : tu ek number ki nautankibaaz aur jhoothi hi rehgi! Are saaf saaf batana ke daadi ki bhi kissa tujhe pagal kar rahi hai!!! (Khilkhila uthi)
Shruti sharma jaati hain aur pairo ko thodi aur faila kar beth let gayi "di! teri baaton se kuch kuch hone laga hai neeche....(ankhen mund) please tu aisi gandi baate kam kiya kar....(jaangh khujati hui) kuch kuch hota hai mujhe.....
Pooja ab apni ek sudol jangh uski jangh par rakh leti hain aur dheere dheere ragadne lagi *hmmmmmmm sachhii??".
Shruti : are di....mucchi wali sachiii...(masoom expression deti hui)
Pooja : (ab shaitani se) tujhe aur ek baat bataoon kya!
Shruti (apni janghw par rakhi Pooja ki jangh sehlane lagi) mmmmnm
Pooja : par tu mujhe pinky promise kar...ke tu kisi ko batayegi nahi!!!!!! (apni pinky aage karti hain)
Shruti : PINKY PROMISE!!! (apni pinky jod leti hain)
Pooja apni ras bhari honton ko Shruti ki kaan tak le ayi aur dheere se bol padi "main Pregnant hoon!!".
Itna kehna aur sunna tha ki dono ladkiyon ke dil seene me se jaise ek saath bahaar agaye ho.
Shruti : (Pooja ko dhakka deti hain) Oiiii WHat the fu.... Kya bakwaas kar rahi hai tu???????? Pregn......
Pooja uski mooh pe haath thop deti hain "ssshhhhhhh !! Oii tu marwayegi mujhe!!!"
Shruti : matlab kya haii tera??? Tune bataya nahi kisi Ko!!!! Oye daadi ko pata chala to tujhe ghar se nikal degi!
Pooja : Hmmmmmm agar main kahoon ke unhe sab pata hai tooo???? (Natkhat si muskaan dene lagi)
Shruti ghussa aur hairani ke saath use dekh rahi thi aur use yeh samaajh nahi aa rahi thi ke kahe bhi to kya kahe!
Pooja : (Itrate huye) dekh!.. main to yeh baccha zaroor godh lungi! ...iske pita ka bhi koi objection nahi hai! (Masoom dhong karkee thenga dikhati hai)
Shruti : accha Miss Pooja! to yeh bhi bata dijiye ke fasal ugaya kisne!
Pooja bina kisi jhijhak aurw sankoch ke vapas honton ko Shruti ki kaan tak layi aur pyar se boli "Amit bhayiaa"
Shruti ki duniya hil gayee aur aankhein maano chehre se bahaar ki aur nikalne ki prayas kar rahi ho. Mooh pe haath thame bas gungi hoke Pooja ki aur dekhne lagi.
Pooja besharmi se aankh marti hain aur Shruti dang reh jaati hain.
"Kamini zalil kahin ki! Kaise apni pregnant hone ki daastan suna rahi hai!! Jaise koi beauty contest jeet kar aayi ho!!" Shruti ki dil se ek hi awaaz ayi.
Pooja : oii kya sochne lagi princess?
Shruti mooh banake yaha vaha dekhne lagi.
Pooja : oiii main sach keh rahi hoon!
Shruti : dekho di!....mujhe ghinn aa rahi hai aap ki baaton se! Are bhayiaa aisa kar hi nahi sakte! Tum dono cousins ho yaar!...
Pooja : (jaake Shruti ki peeche beth jaati hain) hmmmm are bhayiaa nahi voh to (hansi me) sayaiaa haii
Shruti : shut up!!!! Please!
Pooja : oh haiii meri pyari behn ko jalan hone lagiiiii..(uski gaal dabati hui)
Shruti bhi confused thi ki aakhir use ghussa aayi thi ya irsha..voh bas mooh banaye bethi rahi.
Pooja ko shararat sujh gayi aur uski kaan ki lau ko chum liya.
Ufff Shruti sisak uthi aur ghusse se uth gayiiii "Di! Tu itni badi kamini niklegi...yeh maine bhi nahi sochi thi!... aur haan mujhe tujhse jalan kyo hogi!!!! Are tujhse do guna zyada SEXY hoon main!
Pooja uth padi aur Shruti ko peeche se jhappi dene lagi "oolllleeeee meri pyariiii cute behnaaa...sach bata...tujhe kabhi Amit bhayiaa ka dekhi hai kyaa???"
Shruti : chiiiiii (Pooja ko dhakelti hui) tu kitni gandi ho gayee hai!! Mujhe nahi dekhna hai ke unka ka kitna mota aur bada haiii ...JAA yah see .....god!!!!! Mujhe ab padaii bhi nahi ho payegi!!!!!!".
Uski gol gaal ghusse me aur gol gol ho gayee aur phir Pooja hans padi ...."Kya mota aut bada???? Oiii main unka 'romantic andaaz' ke baare me keh rahi thi!".
Yeh sunke Shruti paseena paseena ho gayee aur kamre me se bhag gayi.
Pooja abhi bhi hans rahi thi phir apni pet par haath rakhi aur aankhein band karke jab usne apni bhavishya ki ek chitr banayi ..to voh buri tarah sharma gayi...
Usne yeh dekhi ke uski badan aur gadrayi gayi hui hai aur ek mota sa phula hua pet leke ghum rahi hai bindas hoke....
Is visual ko sochke Pooja ki gaal lal ho uthi aur foran bathroom bhag gayi khujane ke liye. Bahut zyada chintiya reng jo rahi thi.
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Vaha mandir me saare karya hone ke baad Gayatri aur Bhim vapas lautne hi lagti hain ke beech raste me kuch lofer jaise teen aadmi beech me hi tapak pade. Gayatri darr gayi thi kyonke usne kuch dagine jevraat bhi pehni hui thi.
Aadmi 1 : oiiii madam...chup chaap zevrat nikalo! Hume dedo!!
Aadmi 2 : saali ban savar ke koi mandir bhi jaati hai kyaaa???? Teri to....
Gayatri darr jaati hain aur duya karti hai ke Bhim uski raksha kar le.
Aadmi 3 : jaldi kar!!!
Yeh sunna tha ki Bhim aage aata hai aur ek haath zor se teesre aadmi Ko ek zordaar fatka dhaar deta hai....
Dusre wale ke mooh koe giraft karke apne ghutne ke dam se uska battisi ukhad leta hain...
Pehla aadmi uske takat aur junoon dekhke darr gaya aur phut liya vaha se. Bhim ghusse me hunkare maar raha tha abhi bhi "OYE!! Kaha bhaag rahe ho saalo!!!".
Uske is mardani andaaz dekhke Gayatri ki jism pighalne lagi aur kisi rape se bachi hui heroine ki tarah vahi khadi khadi sharmaa gayi. Ufff aaj Bhim ne use aisa bachaya ke maano uski angrakshak ho.
"Bilkul! Meri har ek sudol ang bahut keemti hain!....(itrane lagi)
Gayatri dil thaame Bhim ke khudre haath apni komal haathon me le leti hain aur uske aankhon me aankhein dale "shukriya Bhim!.........."
Na jaane kya kehna chahti thi...par keh nahi payi. Bhim bhi maano jaise uski aankhon me kho sa gaya tha...ke tabhi... kuch gadiyon ke horn ki awaaz ird gird se aane lagi aur voh dono jhijjakte huye normal ho gaye.
Gayatri apni andaaz se sharma jaati hai aur hairan thi ke is umar me voh ek neeche darje ke naukar ke haathon me haath lagayi bas chup chaap khadi rahi.
Bhim bhi normal ho gaya "ccchaliye...malkin!..".
Dono chup chaap bina ek dusre se koi lavz kahe chal padte hain ghar ke taraf.
Gayatri mann hi mann sochne lagi "kambakht aayi thi bahu aur munne ki dua mangne...aur aankhein mund ki to is Bhim ka shakal nazar aya....ufff mera dimaag sathya gayi hai!"... aur khilkhilake hans padi.
Jaate vakt bhi Bhim peeche peeche uski matakti hui bhaari bhadkam gaand dekhne laga.
"Yeh saali to choti Malkin se bhi zyada gadrayi hui hai..... ufff iski chuttad dekhke maza agaya Kasam se!!" khud se batein karte huye Bhim peeche chal diya.
Gayatri jo aage chal rahi thi...is baat se anjaan nahi thi ke Bhim usi ki hilti dulti matke jaisi nitamb ko ghoor raha tha. Is khayal se uski honton pe ek ajeeb muskaan aane lagi.
"Bhala aisa ho sakta hai ke Bhim jaisa mard ...low class, gande, neeche darje ka mard... mujhe itna khaas mehsoos karvaye....kya yeh mumkin tha ke voh aisi mard se itna kareeb ho jaye ke kahin ghar ki chaukhat hi us ke liye anjaan ho jaye.......hey ram!!!! Agar tum ijazat do mujhe to main khoon kar doon Himu ka!!!! Kamini aurat mujhe is halat me lake hi chori!!".
Gayatri sochke has padi.
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Update 27
Us raat Shruti ko ek ajeeb sapna ayi...
Voh aise hi nangi khadi thi, haath me rakshabandhan ki thali liye aur uske ird gird baaki sabhi ghar ki aurten mehngi mehngi sariya pehni hui thi.
Uski nangi peeth ko Gayatri sehlake boli "le dekh beti...tera bhayiaaa agaye! Jaaa tika kara le".
Saamne aagaya Amit sirf ek kaccha pehna hua. Kacche me ubhar ko dekhke Shruti ki saas phul jaati hain lekin honton pe thi muskaan.
Amit muskurata hua uske saamne khada ho gaya aur bola "de behna laga de tika..."..uske aise kehne se Shruti sharma gayi aur ek chutki gulal Amit ke ubhre huye kacche ke tok wale hisse pe laga deti hain.
Uffff lund bhayanak hoke kacche me hi aur aage aagaya aur Amit phtak se apni behan ki kohni ko jakad leta hain.
Shruti ki haath se thaali gir padti hain aur voh ghabrake binnti karne lagi "nahiiii bhayia.. pleaaaase...mat kijiye... please!!.
Uski bechaini dekh ke sabhi has pade aur jhatakkkk
Sapna tut Gayi ....
Shruti harbarake uth jaati hai bistar pe se. Maathe pe pasina aane lagi aur jab neeche ki aur dekhi to pajami me geeli geeli si ehsaas ho rahi thi. Jab usne haathon se tatoli to panty puri yoni ki ras se bheegi hui thi.
Voh ab buri tarah sharma jaati hain aur khud se poochne lagi "kya yeh mumkin hai..ek bhai aur behen ke beech me??".
Geeli panty ko bina badle hi vov vapas let jaati hai aur dekhte hi dekhte phir neend aagayi.
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Doston is bhaag se Gajodhari ka role mehtpoorna hone vali hain aur ab dekhna yeh hai ke inka kya yogdaan rehti hain.
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Aise dekhte hi dekhte ek hafta aur beet jaata hain aur is dauran Pooja aur Amit yunhi gulcharre urane lage...kabhi veerane jagao pe...to kabhi kisi lodge me..... to kabhi Amit ke office me.
Vaha ghar me Sumitra ki utsukhta badh gayi aur dil ko chain aane lagi kyonke ab Shudhi karn ka samay nazdeek aagaya tha aur yeh use kisi bhi haal me karni thi.
Dusre aur Gayatri ne Bhim ko ignore karne ki koshish ki lekin badle me yeh hua ke Himani ki badtameezi badti gayi aur voh Bhim ke saath aur kamuk hoti gayi.
Agar baag Bhim ki kiya jaye to uska ek hi iccha tha aur jab ek raat Himani uske paas ayi to usse raha nahi gaya aur apna dil ki potli khol diya.
Har vaqt ki tarah Himani sirf blouse aur petticoat pehni Bhim kii bahon me leti hui thi... uske kaale ghane chaati ke baalon ko sulga rahi thi. Bhim jawab me uski stan ko masalne laga blouse ke upar hi.
Bhim : tere ko ek baat kehni thiii
Himani jab bhi uske mooh se 'aap' ke badle me 'tu' sunti thi..to uske gaal tamatar jaise phul jaati thi.
Himani : (laal laal) hmmmmm??
Bhim : dekh.....(hichakte huye)...ab tune hi mera pyas aut badha diya haiul...is liye mere baat sunke ghussa mat hona samjhi!
Himani : are baat kya hai??
Bhim : baat yeh hai ke..hume ab do do gaye se doodh chahiye!! Humara pyas badh chuka hai (uski blouse ke andar bra strap se khelta hua)
Himani ki saas tez ho gayi : oiii kehna kya chahta hai??? (Bra strap ke khele jaane se voh hamesha sisak uth ti thi..Bhim ki yeh ada use bahut hi sasti...lekin kamuk bhi lagta tha.
Bhim ab apbiy daru ki gandh bhari mooh ko Himani ki surkh honton tak leke aya aur dheere se phuslhusaya "mere ko tujhe aur Gayatri malkin ko ek saath ccchhodhna hai!!!!!" itna kehke fatak se uski kaan ki jhumke ko choos leti hain.
Himani ki dik, jism aur na jaane kya kya dhadak uthi. Itna sunna tha ki uski bur se jharne beh gayuaur jaangho se hote huye tang tak baras pari.
Himani hairani se Bhim ki taraf dekhti hain.."oooh! To ab aapko main bha gayiiii..jo ab ek aur dasi ki baat kar rahe ho! (Natak karke mooh ko mod deti hain)
Uski mooh se "aap' aur 'dasi' shabd sunke Bhim ka lund ke supade me se ek tinka tapak pada aur turant Himani ko zor se jakad liya bahon me "hhaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Chahiye aur ek dasi!! Tum dono ko main dasi banake rakhoonga!!!! Tum saali badi badi gaandwalio!!!!... jitna matkaogi... utna maroonga!!!!
Itna sunna tha ki Himani aur Bhim ka jism ek dusre me dhass jate hain aur pyase honton ka milan ho jaati hain saath saath.
Himani Bhim ki kaano me shabdo ki hawa barsane lagi ...
"Ufffff bhimjiiiii aap aur aap ke yeh zaleem baatein ufff! ....mujhe to pagal kar dega Bhim!! Ek baat to bata... mandir me kahin aapne humari bhabhi par kuch zulm to nahi kiye na??? Bechari badi nihabd ho gayee hai aajkal!" Bhim ke bazuo ko sahelati hui voh keh padi.
Bhim aur kareeb kheech le ata hain use... are saali ki izzat tak maine gundo se bachaya!!! Aur voh hai ki aaj ek harte see apoon ko bhav nahi deti!!!! Uski to......main to ghar me ghuske ek din uski moti chuttad maroonga!!!!!
Bhim ki ghusse bhara vaasna dekhke Himani aur pighal gayi aur tabhi usi jagah aajati hain Gajodhari jo khatiye ke paas hi khadi thi aur badi pyar se unke kamuk milan ko dekhti gayi.
Kuch palo ke baad voh kuch mantra padhne lagi...dheeme dheeme...aur ek kiran ki lau Himani ko choo jaati hain. Uski aankhein badi badi ho jaati hain aur naino me kuch aag sa sama gayi ho jaise.
Voh Bhim se alag hoke jaanwaro ke bhanti apni blouse aur petticoat tak utaar phenkti hain aur ab voh keval bra aur panty me reh jaati hai. Bhim ke to aankhein hi nikal padi. Uska lund pure tav me aagaya.
Himani khatiye me se khadi hui aur baju me rakhi namak aurr masale ki pudiya uthake apni jism par chirakne lagi. Uski aisi dasha dekhke Gajodhari khikkhila uthi.
Bhim dekhta gaya ke kaise Himani namak aur masale ke pudiyo se apni jism malti gayi jaise khud ko bhojan samajh rahi hai ho. Dasha aisi hui ke uski bra aur nabhi se leke jangho tak masale aur namak ki mishran dikhne lagi aur phir aankhein mund ke poorna kamukta se keh padi "Haiiii prabhu aayiye mera BHOG lijiye!!!!".
Bhim se ab raha nahi gaya....voh ek jaanwar ki bhanti Himani par hamla karne ke liye tayyar ho gaya. Uske jeebh se sar sar laali behne laga..mano abhi kaccha khaa jayega shikar ko.
Himani lambi lambi saasen le rahi thi...uski adhnangangi jism chip chip kar rahi thi pudiyo se..par use zara so bhi parva nahi thi....aakhir bhog jo thi!
Yeh tha aurat ka sabse anokha kamuk roop jise pesh ki thi Gajodhari ne. Uski chehre par abhi bhi muskaan kayam thi.
Bhim bade nazakat se uske paas gaya aur ghutno se namak cum masale ko chaatna shuru kiya...
Ssslsueepppp...
Phir..... dheeme dheeme jaangho ki moti maas ke masale ko choosa
Ssupopooop...
Uski ek ek chaatne ki sasti awaaz se Himani ko aisi lagne lagi ki jaise voh koi stall me koi chat masala ki plate ho. Uski badan sirsir kaamp gayi.
Phir aakhirkar Bhim uski masale me phase bra ko chaatne laga...aur phir apni zaike bhari zubaant se uski hont chaat gayi aur kaan me keh pada "bahut mast bhog ho meri jaan!"
"Eeesshhhh" Himani sisak uthi. Uski naino me se kuch bund baras pare jisse Bhim pyar se chaat leti hain aur gaal ko chumke bol pada "arre o maddam!! Kahe ro rahi ho!!!".
Himani : (namak, masala aur laali ka mishran ki gayi jism ko niharti hui) ...ab kya bolu aap se....main to is jhute shaan se aaj azaad ho gayi hoon kyonke aapne aaj mujhe ek bhog tak seemit kar diya.... ab aap se malkin vala bartav mujhse nahi hoga (awaz me ab dheere dheere kamukta aa rahi thi) ...nahi hoga prabhu!! ...aur yadi aapka koi hukum ho..to mujhe dasi banayiye!!
Himani ka aisa kehna tha ki uski yoni ki pankhuriyo me pharpharaahat hone lagti hai to aur usme se kaamras behne lagi. Ganda badan aur ganda ho gayi maano.
Choti si tubelight ki roshni me uski badan abhi bhi chamak rahi thi aur jaise hi kapde uthane jhuki uski gol gaand Bhim ko nazar aaya.
"Kisi din iska bhi bhog lunga main" sochke voh muskurane laga aur peeche khadi Gajodhari bhi muskurayi.
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Us raat Shruti ko ek ajeeb sapna ayi...
Voh aise hi nangi khadi thi, haath me rakshabandhan ki thali liye aur uske ird gird baaki sabhi ghar ki aurten mehngi mehngi sariya pehni hui thi.
Uski nangi peeth ko Gayatri sehlake boli "le dekh beti...tera bhayiaaa agaye! Jaaa tika kara le".
Saamne aagaya Amit sirf ek kaccha pehna hua. Kacche me ubhar ko dekhke Shruti ki saas phul jaati hain lekin honton pe thi muskaan.
Amit muskurata hua uske saamne khada ho gaya aur bola "de behna laga de tika..."..uske aise kehne se Shruti sharma gayi aur ek chutki gulal Amit ke ubhre huye kacche ke tok wale hisse pe laga deti hain.
Uffff lund bhayanak hoke kacche me hi aur aage aagaya aur Amit phtak se apni behan ki kohni ko jakad leta hain.
Shruti ki haath se thaali gir padti hain aur voh ghabrake binnti karne lagi "nahiiii bhayia.. pleaaaase...mat kijiye... please!!.
Uski bechaini dekh ke sabhi has pade aur jhatakkkk
Sapna tut Gayi ....
Shruti harbarake uth jaati hai bistar pe se. Maathe pe pasina aane lagi aur jab neeche ki aur dekhi to pajami me geeli geeli si ehsaas ho rahi thi. Jab usne haathon se tatoli to panty puri yoni ki ras se bheegi hui thi.
Voh ab buri tarah sharma jaati hain aur khud se poochne lagi "kya yeh mumkin hai..ek bhai aur behen ke beech me??".
Geeli panty ko bina badle hi vov vapas let jaati hai aur dekhte hi dekhte phir neend aagayi.
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Doston is bhaag se Gajodhari ka role mehtpoorna hone vali hain aur ab dekhna yeh hai ke inka kya yogdaan rehti hain.
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Aise dekhte hi dekhte ek hafta aur beet jaata hain aur is dauran Pooja aur Amit yunhi gulcharre urane lage...kabhi veerane jagao pe...to kabhi kisi lodge me..... to kabhi Amit ke office me.
Vaha ghar me Sumitra ki utsukhta badh gayi aur dil ko chain aane lagi kyonke ab Shudhi karn ka samay nazdeek aagaya tha aur yeh use kisi bhi haal me karni thi.
Dusre aur Gayatri ne Bhim ko ignore karne ki koshish ki lekin badle me yeh hua ke Himani ki badtameezi badti gayi aur voh Bhim ke saath aur kamuk hoti gayi.
Agar baag Bhim ki kiya jaye to uska ek hi iccha tha aur jab ek raat Himani uske paas ayi to usse raha nahi gaya aur apna dil ki potli khol diya.
Har vaqt ki tarah Himani sirf blouse aur petticoat pehni Bhim kii bahon me leti hui thi... uske kaale ghane chaati ke baalon ko sulga rahi thi. Bhim jawab me uski stan ko masalne laga blouse ke upar hi.
Bhim : tere ko ek baat kehni thiii
Himani jab bhi uske mooh se 'aap' ke badle me 'tu' sunti thi..to uske gaal tamatar jaise phul jaati thi.
Himani : (laal laal) hmmmmm??
Bhim : dekh.....(hichakte huye)...ab tune hi mera pyas aut badha diya haiul...is liye mere baat sunke ghussa mat hona samjhi!
Himani : are baat kya hai??
Bhim : baat yeh hai ke..hume ab do do gaye se doodh chahiye!! Humara pyas badh chuka hai (uski blouse ke andar bra strap se khelta hua)
Himani ki saas tez ho gayi : oiii kehna kya chahta hai??? (Bra strap ke khele jaane se voh hamesha sisak uth ti thi..Bhim ki yeh ada use bahut hi sasti...lekin kamuk bhi lagta tha.
Bhim ab apbiy daru ki gandh bhari mooh ko Himani ki surkh honton tak leke aya aur dheere se phuslhusaya "mere ko tujhe aur Gayatri malkin ko ek saath ccchhodhna hai!!!!!" itna kehke fatak se uski kaan ki jhumke ko choos leti hain.
Himani ki dik, jism aur na jaane kya kya dhadak uthi. Itna sunna tha ki uski bur se jharne beh gayuaur jaangho se hote huye tang tak baras pari.
Himani hairani se Bhim ki taraf dekhti hain.."oooh! To ab aapko main bha gayiiii..jo ab ek aur dasi ki baat kar rahe ho! (Natak karke mooh ko mod deti hain)
Uski mooh se "aap' aur 'dasi' shabd sunke Bhim ka lund ke supade me se ek tinka tapak pada aur turant Himani ko zor se jakad liya bahon me "hhaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Chahiye aur ek dasi!! Tum dono ko main dasi banake rakhoonga!!!! Tum saali badi badi gaandwalio!!!!... jitna matkaogi... utna maroonga!!!!
Itna sunna tha ki Himani aur Bhim ka jism ek dusre me dhass jate hain aur pyase honton ka milan ho jaati hain saath saath.
Himani Bhim ki kaano me shabdo ki hawa barsane lagi ...
"Ufffff bhimjiiiii aap aur aap ke yeh zaleem baatein ufff! ....mujhe to pagal kar dega Bhim!! Ek baat to bata... mandir me kahin aapne humari bhabhi par kuch zulm to nahi kiye na??? Bechari badi nihabd ho gayee hai aajkal!" Bhim ke bazuo ko sahelati hui voh keh padi.
Bhim aur kareeb kheech le ata hain use... are saali ki izzat tak maine gundo se bachaya!!! Aur voh hai ki aaj ek harte see apoon ko bhav nahi deti!!!! Uski to......main to ghar me ghuske ek din uski moti chuttad maroonga!!!!!
Bhim ki ghusse bhara vaasna dekhke Himani aur pighal gayi aur tabhi usi jagah aajati hain Gajodhari jo khatiye ke paas hi khadi thi aur badi pyar se unke kamuk milan ko dekhti gayi.
Kuch palo ke baad voh kuch mantra padhne lagi...dheeme dheeme...aur ek kiran ki lau Himani ko choo jaati hain. Uski aankhein badi badi ho jaati hain aur naino me kuch aag sa sama gayi ho jaise.
Voh Bhim se alag hoke jaanwaro ke bhanti apni blouse aur petticoat tak utaar phenkti hain aur ab voh keval bra aur panty me reh jaati hai. Bhim ke to aankhein hi nikal padi. Uska lund pure tav me aagaya.
Himani khatiye me se khadi hui aur baju me rakhi namak aurr masale ki pudiya uthake apni jism par chirakne lagi. Uski aisi dasha dekhke Gajodhari khikkhila uthi.
Bhim dekhta gaya ke kaise Himani namak aur masale ke pudiyo se apni jism malti gayi jaise khud ko bhojan samajh rahi hai ho. Dasha aisi hui ke uski bra aur nabhi se leke jangho tak masale aur namak ki mishran dikhne lagi aur phir aankhein mund ke poorna kamukta se keh padi "Haiiii prabhu aayiye mera BHOG lijiye!!!!".
Bhim se ab raha nahi gaya....voh ek jaanwar ki bhanti Himani par hamla karne ke liye tayyar ho gaya. Uske jeebh se sar sar laali behne laga..mano abhi kaccha khaa jayega shikar ko.
Himani lambi lambi saasen le rahi thi...uski adhnangangi jism chip chip kar rahi thi pudiyo se..par use zara so bhi parva nahi thi....aakhir bhog jo thi!
Yeh tha aurat ka sabse anokha kamuk roop jise pesh ki thi Gajodhari ne. Uski chehre par abhi bhi muskaan kayam thi.
Bhim bade nazakat se uske paas gaya aur ghutno se namak cum masale ko chaatna shuru kiya...
Ssslsueepppp...
Phir..... dheeme dheeme jaangho ki moti maas ke masale ko choosa
Ssupopooop...
Uski ek ek chaatne ki sasti awaaz se Himani ko aisi lagne lagi ki jaise voh koi stall me koi chat masala ki plate ho. Uski badan sirsir kaamp gayi.
Phir aakhirkar Bhim uski masale me phase bra ko chaatne laga...aur phir apni zaike bhari zubaant se uski hont chaat gayi aur kaan me keh pada "bahut mast bhog ho meri jaan!"
"Eeesshhhh" Himani sisak uthi. Uski naino me se kuch bund baras pare jisse Bhim pyar se chaat leti hain aur gaal ko chumke bol pada "arre o maddam!! Kahe ro rahi ho!!!".
Himani : (namak, masala aur laali ka mishran ki gayi jism ko niharti hui) ...ab kya bolu aap se....main to is jhute shaan se aaj azaad ho gayi hoon kyonke aapne aaj mujhe ek bhog tak seemit kar diya.... ab aap se malkin vala bartav mujhse nahi hoga (awaz me ab dheere dheere kamukta aa rahi thi) ...nahi hoga prabhu!! ...aur yadi aapka koi hukum ho..to mujhe dasi banayiye!!
Himani ka aisa kehna tha ki uski yoni ki pankhuriyo me pharpharaahat hone lagti hai to aur usme se kaamras behne lagi. Ganda badan aur ganda ho gayi maano.
Choti si tubelight ki roshni me uski badan abhi bhi chamak rahi thi aur jaise hi kapde uthane jhuki uski gol gaand Bhim ko nazar aaya.
"Kisi din iska bhi bhog lunga main" sochke voh muskurane laga aur peeche khadi Gajodhari bhi muskurayi.
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Update 28
Kapde pehnte hi Himani ghar chupke se laut aati hain aur jhat se nahane ke liye bathroom ghus padti hain. Kyonki kamre me koi aur nahi tha...use puri privacy thi.
"Uffff shukar hai Daya yaha nahi hai!!" sochke usne sukoon ki saas leli aur acche se apni badan ragadne lagi sabun se.
Puri jism ke ird gird sabun ragadti hui voh phir ek baa butr Bhim ke di gayi pastav ke baare me sochne lagi lagi.
Bhim ka use is tarah se pesh aana aur to aur jab usne yeh dava kiya ke voh ek din use aur Gayatri ko ek saath letayega...to sirf us khayal se hi Himani zor zor se apni bur ko ragadti gayi...
"Ughmmmm Bhimjiiiii uffff lelo Hume!!!!! Kahin bhi kabhi bhiiiiii"
Uski bur ki honton tak jhaag hi jhaag felne lagi aur phir Bhint ke dwara apni stan chusai ko yaad karti hui apni mote mote papiton par sabun ragadti gayi.
"Kya aaaj main kaminipan me itna neeche gir chuki thi ke khud ko bhog ki tarah Bhim ko pesh kiya!!..hey Bhagwan..aaj ke baad to main use dekhte hi sisakne lagoongi!"
Kuch aise khayalon ko mann me dabati hui voh apni jism towel se poch ke ek gown pehn leti hain..aur phir let jaati hai. Khayalon aur khuabon me bas Bhim hi Bhim nazar aane lagi. Voh yunhi soti gayi aur us ghane andhere me uski maathe ko sehla rahi thi Gajodhari jo paas hi ek apsara ki bhanti leti hui thi.
"Tumhe to main mohra banaongi baki ke sadasiyio ki bhitar aag lagane ke liye (masoom chehra banake) haiiii prabhu... mujhe to na jaane kitne swadisht bhog nazar aa rahe hain is ghar me"
itna kehke ek kaatil muskaan ke saath voh dhua ho jaati hai.
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Agle din Sumitra Devi nikal padi ek kareebi pandit ki khoj me..ke tabhi raaaste me mil jaati hai Chameli.
Chameli : are maaji..kidhar chali aisan thumakke??
Sumitra aisi shabdo ke prati ab bahut samvedhanshil ho chuki thi aur vohi beech raaste par ek siski chor di.
Chameli : areee ka hua maaji (chutki bajai)
Sumitra : huhh ug umm kuch nahi..are tu yaha?..accha hua tu mil gayee..mujhe Hari Prasad ka pata chahiye tha.
Hari Prasad sheher ka ek namak prathisht pandit tha.
Chameli : areee maaji!! Voh to ludak gaya peechle saal! Ka baat karat ho aap!
Sumitra : hey ram!! Kya keh rahii hai tu?
Chameli : are uu sab choro!! Aap aisan paidal kahe chal rahi ho??? Are humri Lakhan (driver) ka ka hua???
Sumitra : are kambakht ko bhi ganv jana tha...uska baap jo guzar gaya...khair tu yeh sab chor! Mujhe ek pandit ka bandobast kar de na re!
Chameli kuch kehne hi wali thi ke uski ghunhgat par ek phool kahin se to gir padi. Us phool ke sparsh se kuch current sa daur gayi Chameli ki badan me.
Uski aankhein badi badi ho gayee aur honton me aajati hain ek kaatil muskaan.
Chameli : dekho maaji..hum tumri naukar sahi..lekin eeha vaha ke jaankari hum bhi raakhat hai haa! ...par u ke liye tumka ek kaam karna hai!
Sumitra kuch samjhi nahin.."oye tu kya bol rahi hai!!! Jaanti nahin main kaun hoon!
Chameli : dekho maaji....kuch khaas baat nahi...bas tumka humre baasti me ana hai aur u babua ko beenti karni hai!
Yeh sunke Sumitra hairan reh gayee! Kya itne bade gharane ki aurat hoke voh ek baati me jayegi girgirane ke liye ek aadmi ke saamne!
Par Purohit bhi to zaroori hi tha...kyonke ghar ke ashudh hone se voh pehle se hi kaafi pareshan thi. Majboori me usne gardan jhuka li "hmmm thik hain...par haan tu mere saath saath hi rehegi! ...na jaane kaise kaise log honge tere basti me!
Sumitra ki ghrina bhari chehre ko dekhke Chameli khikkhila uthi... "Are maaji...ghar kono jyada doori ma nahi hai!..aap chalo to sahi humre saath! Ari dophar tak pahuch hi jayenge...saath saath bhojan bhi kar lainge!".
Itna kehna tha ke Chameli phir muskurayi aur Sumitra bas bebas hoke sochne lagi. Raj gharane ki hone ke naate uska chote darje ke logon ke saath alap milap vaise hi kam thi. Ganv me bhi voh panchayati parivaar me janmi thi...aur ab ghar ki sukh ke liye use to kurbaani deni hi thi.
Aankhon me kitne sapne chalakne lage...
Amit ka baccha uski god me khel rahi hai...
Pooja aur Shruti ki bidaii bhi voh dekh rahi thi ..kaise uski potiyan ek din mandap pe bethegi!
Nahi...
"Main apne haste khelte parivaar pe aanch bhi nahi aane dungi!!!" phir Chameli ki taraf dekhti hui "chal foran chal!".
Dono aurten chal pade basti ki taraf.
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Ek normal din ke tarah hi Pooja aur Amit ek lodge ke room me adhnange avaatha me chaadar odhe lete rahe.
Amit : mujhe to abhi bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai ke hum yaha aise ufff
Pooja : (sisak sisak ke gaati hui) babujiii zara dheere chalo...bijli Giri....re bijli giriii..(gaati hui apni pet sehlane lagi ishaara ke liye)
Amit use aur kass ke jakad leta hain. Pooja bhi pyar se chipak padi.
Amit : fikr mat karo baby!... jab ek matki me se dagi ubal sakti hain to ek dusre matki se bhi ho sakti hain! (aankh maarke).
Pooja (chaati par fatka marne laga) : chiiiii bhayia!!! kitne gande gande alfaaz istimal karte hain aap! (Thodi kamukta awaaz me) hmmmmmmm na jaane aur kitne matke me aap doodh garam garam dalenge!
Amit yeh sunke Pooja ko ek zordaar chumban deta hain...kabhi gaalo pe....kabhi honton pe....to kaabhi gardan pe...
"Are meri pyari behna!! Ab to tujhe Nalini ki sautan bana ke hi rakhoonga!! Dekh le na!"
Yeh sunke Pooja ki puri jism me ek current daud gayi. Voh bas aankhein badi badi karke Amit ki aur dekhne lagi. Na jaane kyon muskurayi ...kahin to dil me shayad yehi armaan thi.
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Kapde pehnte hi Himani ghar chupke se laut aati hain aur jhat se nahane ke liye bathroom ghus padti hain. Kyonki kamre me koi aur nahi tha...use puri privacy thi.
"Uffff shukar hai Daya yaha nahi hai!!" sochke usne sukoon ki saas leli aur acche se apni badan ragadne lagi sabun se.
Puri jism ke ird gird sabun ragadti hui voh phir ek baa butr Bhim ke di gayi pastav ke baare me sochne lagi lagi.
Bhim ka use is tarah se pesh aana aur to aur jab usne yeh dava kiya ke voh ek din use aur Gayatri ko ek saath letayega...to sirf us khayal se hi Himani zor zor se apni bur ko ragadti gayi...
"Ughmmmm Bhimjiiiii uffff lelo Hume!!!!! Kahin bhi kabhi bhiiiiii"
Uski bur ki honton tak jhaag hi jhaag felne lagi aur phir Bhint ke dwara apni stan chusai ko yaad karti hui apni mote mote papiton par sabun ragadti gayi.
"Kya aaaj main kaminipan me itna neeche gir chuki thi ke khud ko bhog ki tarah Bhim ko pesh kiya!!..hey Bhagwan..aaj ke baad to main use dekhte hi sisakne lagoongi!"
Kuch aise khayalon ko mann me dabati hui voh apni jism towel se poch ke ek gown pehn leti hain..aur phir let jaati hai. Khayalon aur khuabon me bas Bhim hi Bhim nazar aane lagi. Voh yunhi soti gayi aur us ghane andhere me uski maathe ko sehla rahi thi Gajodhari jo paas hi ek apsara ki bhanti leti hui thi.
"Tumhe to main mohra banaongi baki ke sadasiyio ki bhitar aag lagane ke liye (masoom chehra banake) haiiii prabhu... mujhe to na jaane kitne swadisht bhog nazar aa rahe hain is ghar me"
itna kehke ek kaatil muskaan ke saath voh dhua ho jaati hai.
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Agle din Sumitra Devi nikal padi ek kareebi pandit ki khoj me..ke tabhi raaaste me mil jaati hai Chameli.
Chameli : are maaji..kidhar chali aisan thumakke??
Sumitra aisi shabdo ke prati ab bahut samvedhanshil ho chuki thi aur vohi beech raaste par ek siski chor di.
Chameli : areee ka hua maaji (chutki bajai)
Sumitra : huhh ug umm kuch nahi..are tu yaha?..accha hua tu mil gayee..mujhe Hari Prasad ka pata chahiye tha.
Hari Prasad sheher ka ek namak prathisht pandit tha.
Chameli : areee maaji!! Voh to ludak gaya peechle saal! Ka baat karat ho aap!
Sumitra : hey ram!! Kya keh rahii hai tu?
Chameli : are uu sab choro!! Aap aisan paidal kahe chal rahi ho??? Are humri Lakhan (driver) ka ka hua???
Sumitra : are kambakht ko bhi ganv jana tha...uska baap jo guzar gaya...khair tu yeh sab chor! Mujhe ek pandit ka bandobast kar de na re!
Chameli kuch kehne hi wali thi ke uski ghunhgat par ek phool kahin se to gir padi. Us phool ke sparsh se kuch current sa daur gayi Chameli ki badan me.
Uski aankhein badi badi ho gayee aur honton me aajati hain ek kaatil muskaan.
Chameli : dekho maaji..hum tumri naukar sahi..lekin eeha vaha ke jaankari hum bhi raakhat hai haa! ...par u ke liye tumka ek kaam karna hai!
Sumitra kuch samjhi nahin.."oye tu kya bol rahi hai!!! Jaanti nahin main kaun hoon!
Chameli : dekho maaji....kuch khaas baat nahi...bas tumka humre baasti me ana hai aur u babua ko beenti karni hai!
Yeh sunke Sumitra hairan reh gayee! Kya itne bade gharane ki aurat hoke voh ek baati me jayegi girgirane ke liye ek aadmi ke saamne!
Par Purohit bhi to zaroori hi tha...kyonke ghar ke ashudh hone se voh pehle se hi kaafi pareshan thi. Majboori me usne gardan jhuka li "hmmm thik hain...par haan tu mere saath saath hi rehegi! ...na jaane kaise kaise log honge tere basti me!
Sumitra ki ghrina bhari chehre ko dekhke Chameli khikkhila uthi... "Are maaji...ghar kono jyada doori ma nahi hai!..aap chalo to sahi humre saath! Ari dophar tak pahuch hi jayenge...saath saath bhojan bhi kar lainge!".
Itna kehna tha ke Chameli phir muskurayi aur Sumitra bas bebas hoke sochne lagi. Raj gharane ki hone ke naate uska chote darje ke logon ke saath alap milap vaise hi kam thi. Ganv me bhi voh panchayati parivaar me janmi thi...aur ab ghar ki sukh ke liye use to kurbaani deni hi thi.
Aankhon me kitne sapne chalakne lage...
Amit ka baccha uski god me khel rahi hai...
Pooja aur Shruti ki bidaii bhi voh dekh rahi thi ..kaise uski potiyan ek din mandap pe bethegi!
Nahi...
"Main apne haste khelte parivaar pe aanch bhi nahi aane dungi!!!" phir Chameli ki taraf dekhti hui "chal foran chal!".
Dono aurten chal pade basti ki taraf.
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Ek normal din ke tarah hi Pooja aur Amit ek lodge ke room me adhnange avaatha me chaadar odhe lete rahe.
Amit : mujhe to abhi bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai ke hum yaha aise ufff
Pooja : (sisak sisak ke gaati hui) babujiii zara dheere chalo...bijli Giri....re bijli giriii..(gaati hui apni pet sehlane lagi ishaara ke liye)
Amit use aur kass ke jakad leta hain. Pooja bhi pyar se chipak padi.
Amit : fikr mat karo baby!... jab ek matki me se dagi ubal sakti hain to ek dusre matki se bhi ho sakti hain! (aankh maarke).
Pooja (chaati par fatka marne laga) : chiiiii bhayia!!! kitne gande gande alfaaz istimal karte hain aap! (Thodi kamukta awaaz me) hmmmmmmm na jaane aur kitne matke me aap doodh garam garam dalenge!
Amit yeh sunke Pooja ko ek zordaar chumban deta hain...kabhi gaalo pe....kabhi honton pe....to kaabhi gardan pe...
"Are meri pyari behna!! Ab to tujhe Nalini ki sautan bana ke hi rakhoonga!! Dekh le na!"
Yeh sunke Pooja ki puri jism me ek current daud gayi. Voh bas aankhein badi badi karke Amit ki aur dekhne lagi. Na jaane kyon muskurayi ...kahin to dil me shayad yehi armaan thi.
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