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Update-110(Bad To Worse)



Ye cigarettes maine Yahaan bahaar se Lee thi or bahaar toh 2-3 shops hain cigarettes ki main Gaadi leke bahaar aaya toh wahaan woh tapri nahi thi aaj, Jahaan se maine ye pack liya tha..

Aisa kon aagaya jissne mujhe padhliya ki main ussi cigarette Ki tapri se cigarette lunga.. Ye Yahaan kaa toh koi nahi ho shakta no way. Lekin itana predictable toh main bahaar waalon k liye bhi nahi hun mujhe padhna almost impossible hai.. Toh kaise.. Possible hai ki unhone meri recently visited jagahon par aise kai Saare log bheje hon or ye toh tha he ki main unmein se ek se toh cigarette lunga he lunga.. But Pehle kaise pata nahi chala mujhe jab maine Pehli cigarette pee? Smell nahi aai mujhe.. Uska reason tha ki per cigarette Mein kaafi kam tha jester or tobacco k bichmein usko Sungh paana impossible tha or woh jall k or ache se mere andar jaaraha tha..itana smart kon tha?? Itani planning???? Kon 2.0 ko bulaa raha tha?? Or kyun??

Maine wahaan aas pass dukaan se pata kiya toh pata chala woh tapri waala 3-4 din se he aane laga tha wahaan or parson se nahi aaya tha matlab mera shak sahi tha woh log ne lamba game khela tha jisme ek naa ek din toh fansna tha he mujhe.. Maine cctv check kiye toh udhar koi cctv tha nahi even mujhe uska chehra takk yaad nahi tha kyunki maine theek se dekha bhi nahi tha usse..

Maine Chang ko turant call kiya or usse ye sab bataaya..

Chang-What the fuck... No way..

Main - Yeah tu pata kar kon aaya hai idhar or kon interested hai in sab Mein..

Chang-OK boss.. Listen do something hospital admit hojaao or wahan nind wagaairaah k injections loo..

Main-Nahi itana bhi nahi liya maine jester..

Chang - Still risk nahi lena jitana ho shake utana rest loo.. Sharab peelo bahot Saari.. Yaa take sleeping pills.. Jitana mind khaali rahega utana acha hai.

Main-Sleeping pills can work.. Mere pass hain jarurat padegi toh lelunga tu ye kaam kar asap...

Call disconnected..

Main Gaadi Mein baitha mera pura sareer paseene se bharr raha tha mera dimag ghum gaya tha bhenchod ye sab kya hai.. Main ghar aaya or niche bukhaar kaa bahana banaake seedha room Mein aaya or Jaake seedha shower Mein khadda hogaya mujhe Pehle he samjh Jaana caahiye tha.. Uss jaanwar ko jaise maine maara woh main tha he nahi even mujhe toh ye bhi yaad nahi hai uss time hua kya or maine usko kaise maara..

Nahaake main aaya ac full kiya or dherr Saari sleeping pills khaake late gaya thodi bahot se kuch nahi hone wala tha mujhe.. Or iska result ye hua ki mujhe 1 minute k andar nind aagayi.. Or ye plan successful hua jiska andaaja maine lagaya ki mujhe sotey time naa koi sapne aaye naa koi flashback Saamne aaya or naa he sir Dard hua.. Main mast utha mast angadaai Lee time dekha toh bhenchod 7 baje they subah k iski Maa kaa 16 ghantey soya tha main iski Maa kaa Lund.. What the fuck.. Lekin jo bhi tha ye achi baat thi..Achi baat ye thi ki isase prove hogaya tha ki 2.0 still weak tha warna itana mouka millne k Baad woh aachuka hota but woh nahi aaya matlab aa nahi paaya.. Jo achi baat thi..

Main utha fresh hua nahaaya kapdey change karke bahaar aa he raha tha ki Meenu Uppar aarahi thi..

Main-Morning Meenu kidhar..

Meenu-Tumhaare pass he aarahi thi..

Main-Kyun kya hua??

Meenu-Kya matlab kya hua Kal dophar se abhi nikale ho room se tum.. 3 baar check kar chuki main or babhi soo he rahe ho tabse..

Main-I know yaar Bukhaar tha kal.. Ab chal bukh lagi hai bahot jyaada..

Meenu-Aajao.. Breakfast ready hai..

Main Meenu k sath niche aaya toh niche Bhai Mangal Babhi Sam Ravi Rishi Ami and Abeer he they.. Unko bukhar kaa bahana sunaya and sabne breakfast kiya or breakfast finish kiya he tha ki Anjali or Pooja wahaan aae..

Main-Was Sup darling..

Anjali-Boss we have an issue.. A huge issue.. And we need to talk..

Main-Let's go inside then..

Main Abeer Bhai Mangal Rishi andar living room Mein aae Anjali or Pooja k sath, wahan sab sofas par baithey..

Anjali-So boss you know ISS Kya hai??

Main-Yeah Indian Secret Services..

Anjali-Yeah so Ye IB(Intelligence Beauro), CBI, RAW and NIA (National Investigation Agency) ka milake ek Secret service hai yaani in sab ki powers milake bani hai..Or ye in sab se Uppar hai technically kyunki ISS Ki koi boundaries nahi hai..

Main--I know that..

Anjali-Toh wahaan mera contact hai ek jo akshar mereko important information pass kardeta hai.. Toh ussne mujhe aaj ek shocking news di.. Ussne kahaa ki koi waapis aagaya hai ab ye shaks ko waise toh koi nahi jaanta bus naam hai ek or Abeer Ami or AP tumlog ne toh iska naam bhi nahi suna hoga as jab woh active hua tum they nahi Yahaan.. Baaki sab uske naam ko toh jaante hain..

Main-OK hai kon!?

Anjali-Uska naam hai "Merchant of Death" .

Ye sun main Abeer Ami ek sath munh faade apni-2 jagahon se khaddey hue..

Main-Kya??

Abeer--What??

Anjali-Yeah I know naam ajeeb hai lekin woh behad simple hai he comes he kills his targets and leaves.. Basically exactly kissi ko nahi maalum ki woh kon hai male hai yaa female hai but theories k according woh ek hitman hai yaa Assassin bol shaktey ho. 1 saal Pehle ussne Gurugram Mein local mafia ko end kiya tha bahot log marre they usme brutally woh bhi.. Ab woh akela toh ho nahi shakta most probably uski team hogi. India Mein kai dafa uska naam Saamne aata hai lekin kabhi confirm nahi hota.. Ye naam sabse Pehle New Delhi k MP Suyesh k murder Mein Saamne aaya tha uske Baad kabhi clearly ye naam Saamne nahi aaya bus tukadon Mein Kabhi Yahaan kabhi wahaan.. Ab woh ek jagah par focused nahi hai toh koi jyaada kuch kar nahi paata uska.. ISS k according woh all over Asia mein active hai.. Or ab woh Haryana aaya hai koi motive se.. Jo bahot buri baat hai kissi airrey gairrey k liye toh aaya nahi hoga woh.. So we need to act fast..

Mangal-Aise kya khadda haibe baith Jaa..

Main Ye sun main apne shock se bahaar aaya what the fuck. Ok now this is serious. Koi pakka usse bahaar laana caah raha hai.. Or mujhe usse roukana hoga kissi bhi Kimat par..

Main-Uska koi or hint?? Naam? Kahaan se hai?? Kya speciality hai? Kiske liye kaam karta hai..

Deva-Kuch nahi hai kissi ko ye takk nahi pata ye real Mein Koi Hai yaa bus logon ko misguide karne k liye story banaai hai.. Lekin ab khabar milli hai ISS se toh kuch toh hai he.. Or Humein uspar act karna hai uske target par koi bhi ho shakta hai even Hum Mein se koi bhi yaa hum sab bhi..

Main-Yaa ye bhi possible hai ki woh kuch ho he naa or ye Sunny wagaairaah ki chaal ho Humein uljhaake khudka kaam nikalne k liye..

Mangal-Mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai..

Abeer-Yep 100% warna abtak kuch toh pata chalta uske baare Mein i am sure ye Sunny ki chaal hai..

Anjali-Haan possible hai.. But still risk nahi le shaktey naa hum.. Agar woh hai toh bahot jyaada khatarnaak hai boss..

Deva-Exactly AP tumlog nahi jaante Kitana khouf hogaya tha uska kuch weeks k andar he achanak se.. Firr woh caahe Kahaani ho yaa real..

Mangal-Yeah exactly beshak woh kuch na ho but uska khouff bahot jyaada hai.. Jo usse or khatarnaak banaata hai..

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?????

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Update-111(Problems)


Anjali-So boss kya plan hai??

Main-Plan.. Plan matlab dekho I am sure woh kuch nahi hai but Tum keh rahe ho toh ek kaam kartey hain Main Abeer Ami usko dhundtey hain or Baaki log Sunny se stick karein kyunki hum ek jagah focus nahi rakh shaktey agar Sunny kaa plan hua toh dikkat hojaaegi isliye tumlog Sunny ko dekho main isko dekhta hun..

Anjali-Ok. Sounds good to me.

Abeer-Yeah good plan.. I agree..

Mangal-Yep makes sense..

Deva-OK.. Lets figure that out then..

Sablog uthe wahaan se or nikal gaye bahaar babhi Anjali or Pooja ko breakfast k liye le gayi or ab wahan bache Main Abeer or Ami.. Abeer or Ami mujhe ghurr rahe they or Main un dono ko.

ABEER-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON..

Main--Ssshhh.. Something is happening i dont know what but figure out kar lenge koi hai jo usko bula raha hai i dont know kon hai or ye kyun kar raha hai Chang laga hai ispar let's hope usse kuch mill jaae.. But iske Baad iska jikar Yahaan Matt karna..

Abeer-ok but this bad right..?

Main-Very very very bad..

Humlog bahaar hall Mein aae toh sablog they wahaan mera mind filhaal wahin attak gaya tha ki bhenchod ye ho kya raha hai.. Kon kar raha hai.. Mereko Jawaab caahiye they jo main dhund nahi shakta tha..

Maine Delhi Ranjit ji or Sunaina se Baat ki lekin unke pass bhi koi information nahi thi isase related Chang ko kuch mill nahi raha tha 12 baje mujhe CBI k Saamne Jaana tha or tabtak main yahi sab figure out kar raha tha.. Ab strictness jaruri thi.. Main Ami ko sath leke gaya Headquarters wahaan aaj kuch jyaada nahi tha keval kal kaa jo Baaki tha Diksha k sawaal wahi they jinmein kaafi time lag gaya kyunki mera dimag nahi tha wahaan par lekin jo bhi tha usko Jawaab diye maine shyaam 4 baje wahaan se free hua main.. Or wahaan se Ami k sath seedha Chang se milne uske hotel gaya woh room Mein he tha..

Chang-So boss news sach hai Merchant of death aaya toh hai..

Main-Kya bakwass kar raha hai Chang..

Chang-I know boss baat toh suno Merchant of death aaya toh hai lekin real nahi real toh tum he ho but koi behrupiya aaya hai I don't know kon hai yaa kyun aaya hai.

Main-Kyun aaya hai ye maalum hai mujhe..

Chang--Bataao..

Main-Woh Jo bhi hai woh 2.0 ko bahaar laana caahta hai jisase apna koi kaam karwaa shake.. Lekin aisa hai kon jo rules todke Yahaan aaya..

Chang- Boss technically ussne koi rule nahi toda hai kissi ki nakal karna koi rule todna nahi hai ye toh bahot baar hota hai..

Main-But woh mujhe mere offtime Mein issue deraha hai..

Chang-Or ye prove kon karega?? Koi nahi isliye ussne koi rules nahi tode woh shyaana hai Rules Mein rehke kar raha hai sab..

Main-Oh god fir toh ye koi bhi ho shakta hai..

Chang-Yeah exactly issi liye kuch mill nahi raha.. Ye jo bhi hai yaa toh ye akela hai yaa iski khudki team hai kyunki issne bahaar se kissi ki help nahi Lee hai agar help leta toh kuch naa kuch khabar toh milti mujhe.. Isliye ye khud he kar raha hai woh..

Main-Oh god..

Chang -But dikkat kya hai karne do bus tum bahaar se kuch khaao peeyo matt tumhe yaa Tumhaari team yaa family ko touch toh kar nahi shakta woh.. Agar kiya fir rules violate honge or fir woh or uske sath jo bhi hain sab marenge.. So just chill..

Main-Abe chill k lawde mujhe bhi pata hai woh mera kuch nahi kar shakta but issue ye hai ki tujhe pata haina 2.0 hates jab koi usko portrait karta hai.. Even maine jab dusty k Saamne uski nakal ki woh usme he Pagla gaya tha or ye toh koi bahaar kaa usko copy kar raha hai..Matlab jo bhi ye kar raha hai woh jaanta hai ki agar woh 2.0 kaa fame lega toh 2.0 ko woh bilkul passand nahi aaega..

Ami-But then agar Maan lo woh successful hua toh bhi 2.0 aake sabse Pehle usko he maarega ye bhi pata he hoga usse..

Main-True.. Aisa kon hai jo itana risk le raha hai..

Chang-Koi desperate need Mein Hai.. Koi aisa jo harr taraf se Marr he raha hai.. Ok iske base par kuch dhundta hun main..

Main-Great.. Kuch bhi kar, figure this shit out..

Chang - OK.. I'll try..

Uske baad wahaan se haweli aatey-2 shyaam hogayi Humein.. Main room Mein aaya seedha dafukk bhenchod chain ki saans lene do be.. Socha tha abhi yuvika ka the end karke bc aage badhunga lekin maadarchod nahi. Thodi derr baad mereko Sam bulane aaya ki Anjali aai hai niche.. Main niche aaya toh hall Mein Anjali k sath puri team mojjud thi or uske alaawa bhai Babhi Abeer Mangal Sam Ravi Meenu and Ami bhi mojjud they..

Main-Yeah what happened??

Anjali-Boss woh merchant of death waali news sahi hai woh koi plan nahi hai woh sachmein koi shaks hai or woh bahot khatarnaak hai.. ISS Mein mera contact hai ussne mere pass ek video bheji jisme woh log ek aadmi ko interrogate kar rahe hain jo Merchant of death k baare Mein thoda bahot jaanta hai..

OH god ye toh bad se worse hota jaraha hai.. Ab ye kon aagaya..

Pooja ne ek pendrive Saamne led Mein lagaai Baaki sablog baithey video chaalu hui toh Pehle scene Mein he babhi ki cheekh nikal gayi kyunki Saamne ek shaks ek chair par baitha tha I mean bandha hua tha chair se usse bahot jyaada torture kiya gaya tha like itana jyaada ki khoon or wounds se uska chehra bharra padda tha ye bhi nahi dikh raha tha ki woh hai kon..

Babhi-What the hell aise kon interrogation karta hai bhalla??

Anjali-Babhi woh ISS hai woh aise he kartey hain unke Uppar koi law yaa koi jurisdiction laagu nahi hota woh kuch bhi kar shaktey hain..

Deva-Start it..

Video suru hui toh wahaan ek ladki ki awaaj aai..

Ladki-Hey.. Look at me... Look at me..

Ye sun uss aadmi ne apna munh Uppar uthaake camera ki taraf dekha.. Usko drugs diye gaye they sach ugalwaane k liye jo main uski body language se samjh gaya tha.

Ladki--Merchant Of Death.. Ye naam suna hai kabhi??

Aadmi- Haa. Haa .. Haa.. Go... To... Helll.

Uske itana boltey he woh jiss chair se bandha tha usme se usse shock diya gaya bhenchod electric chair iski Maa kaa ghosla..

Ladki-Stop..Haan yaad aaya kuch?? .. Who is merchant of death??

Aadmi - Merchant of death.. Hahaha.. Naam se kya lagta hai tumhe?? Haan.. He is an Assassin the most elite assassin in this entire continent.. He feeds on people's souls.. He is a devil in a human's body.. He can kill anyone he want anhwh... Anywhere. He wants.. Anyhow he wants..or koi uska kuch nahi bigaad shakta.. He can sing.. Sing. Single handedly end your organization and there is nothing you can do to stop him.. He is the best in the business he loves killing he enjoy killing..

Ladki-Kaisa dikhta hai woh??

Aadmi - No one knows..kissi ko nahi pata woh kaise dikhta hai.. But lo..log kehtey hain woh chalti firti mout hai. And you know No n.. No n.. No one messes with death.. No one cross paths with death.. Tumlog bhi apna path badal lo do not poke death. Do not go after him. That'll be your last mistake..

Ladki-woh hum dekhenge..

Aadmi-Tttt. Tum kuch nahi dekhoge jo dekhega woh dekhega.. You guys are just pawns in his game..

Ladki-Anything else..

Aadmi-Just one last thing Go to hell.. Hahahahahaah.. Because that's where he will send you guys..

And video over.. ISS mere piche paddi thi?? Kyun.. Ekdum se.. I mean ISS kaa kaam he hai aise threats se laddne kaa jisase India ki Baaki koi organization nahi Ladd shakti.. Lekin main inke radar par kabhi nahi tha because I dont leave Any traces. Abhi bhi mujhse related 0 information he hogi inke pass i am sure or filhaal mujhe inse koi dikkat nahi thi lekin ye banda jo bhi tha isse marrna hoga I mean pata isse bhi nahi mere baare Mein Kuch but ye Baaki information leak kar shakta hai..

Anjali-So boss we have an serious issue now..

Main - Technically speaking nahi confirm issne bhi nahi kiya ki ye koi hai yaa nahi..

Deva-Haan woh toh hai.. Ussne bhi kahaaniyaan he sunaai hain or dekha issne bhi nahi kabhi usko..

Abeer-I agree mujhe ye still chaal he lag rahi hai kissi ki..

Anjali-Possible toh Hai but still check kartey rehna caahiye Humein..

Main-Woh toh kar he rahe hain dont worry.. Uppar se ISS bhi uske piche hai toh agar kuch hoga toh tumhe news Pehle mill he jaaegi..

Anjali-Yeah woh toh hai..

Ok I need to fix this shit right fucking now.. Like now now....

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Update-112(BOMBS)


Uske baad sabne dinner kiya meri bhook Marr gayi thi bhenchod ho kya raha hai chal kya raha hai.. Kyun?? Its time to go all guns blazing.. Main room Mein aaya Pehle Chang ko kahaa ki woh banda tha video Mein kissi ko bolke usko mukti dey and then usko order dediya ki aggressive hojaae usse jo theek lage woh kare.. Jisse sun woh bahot khuss hua hona he tha woh toh wait he karta hai in sab ka.. Chang se Baat ki maine or phone cut kiya he tha ki Mera phone firr baja jo unknown number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se ek shaks ki awaaj aai jo pehchaan gaya main ye Sunny tha..

Sunny-Hello AP..

Main-Kya haibe sone dey naa ..

Sunny-Oh jo main tumhe bataane waala hun usko sun Tumhaari Saari nind udd jaaegi AP.. Tumhaari kya pure haryana ki nind udd jaaegi..

Main-What are you talking about??

Sunny - So kuch din Pehle tumne khud ko bachaane k liye mere aadmi k ghar bomb plant karwaaya tha right??

Main-No idea tum kya bakk rahe ho..

Sunny-Hahaha..matt maano but ab maine socha jab baat wahaan takk pohanch he gayi hai bhai bombs wagaairaah use ho rahe hain. Toh maine socha main kyun piche rahun..

Main-Bhosdk saaf saaf bol..

Sunny - Thing is tumne recently mere drugs acquire kiye they like bahot bahot bahot jyaada drugs bahot jyaada drugs Mera sabkuch le gaye tum sabkuch.. Toh main caahta hun woh drugs mujhe waapis mill jaaein..

Main-Haan jarur jarur abhi leke aaun??

Sunny- Free Mein Nahi lunga AP badle Mein Ek trade hai mere pass.. Ek nahi kaafi trades hain mere pass.. So maine tumhari city Mein 3 jagah bombs plant kiye hain jinka remote mere pass hai you know safe and sound..

Ye sun mujhe laga jhatka..

Main - Kya???

Sunny-Yeah.. Ab agar tumne agle 3 ghanton Mein Woh drugs silently mere takk nahi pohanchaae toh main woh bomb ek ek kar k detonate kardunga.. Or Dhyaan rahe ye sab silently Hona caahiye agar kissi ko bhi iski khabar lagi specially media ko toh main deal cancel kardunga.. Tum drugs apne kabje Mein lo uske Baad main location k liye call karta hun.. Hurry up AP. The clock is ticking. Or Haan Dhyaan rakhna kissi ko bhi kaano kaan khabar nahi honi caahiye.. I am not joking by the way.. I am serious.. Dead serious..

Call disconnected..

Phone cut hotey he main niche ki taraf bhaaga kyunki mujhe niche main gate khullne ki awaaj aai toh main samjh gaya Anjali and team jaarahi hogi..

Main-(Chilaake) Guys stop stop..

Main seedhiyon se kuddtey hue niche gaya.. Mujhe aata dekh Anjali wagaairaah rukk gaye..

Deva-Kya hua..

Main-We fucked up..

Main-Listen guys we don't have time sab suno jaldi..

Sablog turant mere pass aae.. Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua.. Jisse sun unki aankhein khulli ki khulli reh gayi..

Mangal-Kya?? No way..

Abeer-What the fuck..

Main--Shut up guys.. Shut the fuck up.. Listen main uska game plan samjh gaya hun ussne pakka bombs plant kiye hain.. Or usse drugs caahiye silently.. Silently isliye caahiye kyunki woh nahi caahta ki ye khabar Namit yaa Andrew's takk pohanchey ki ussne drugs lene k liye ye sab kiya hai, kyunki Namit or Andrew's dono he fair game khelte hain woh ye tuchi harkatein nahi kartey game toh sunny bhi fair he khelta hai lekin ab jab uske pass koi option nahi hai toh ussne ye kiya hai.Andrews ko ye bilkul passand nahi aaega or agar usse pata chal gaya toh sabse Pehle woh Sunny ko he goli maarega isliye sunny ko ye sab silently karna hai kyunki agar ye publicly hua toh pure India ki police or secret service Sanjay k piche aaegi aana padega majburan. Or ye sanjay bilkul bhi nahi caahta.

Anjali-Toh matlab woh bombs detonate karega he nahi bus darrane k liye hai..

Main-Nahi woh kar shakta hai kyunki uske pass koi option hai nahi or agar usse marrna he hai toh woh ye bhi karega he..

Anjali-Toh kya karein ab?

Main--Here is the plan sabse Pehle toh Jiya woh sab drugs bahaar leke aao tum silently.. Ek Gaadi Mein daalo or Yahaan leke aao.. Then aage ki planning hogi..

Jiya-On it boss..

Jiya or Priyanka wahaan se chale gaye..

Main-Ab Sunny k pass explosives aae Kahaan se honge?? Kyunki ussne Namit se toh nahi help Lee hogi toh usse explosives dega kon silently??

Anjali-Bahot dealers hain AP usme kaise dhundenge..

Main-Ek second.. GUYS I need complete silence just shut the fuck up stop breathing..

Mere pass ek theory thi or woh mujhe confirm karni thi..

Main-Kolkata blast...

Anjali-Kolkata blast???

Deva-Kolkata blast Mein Anil desai kaa naam aaya tha or Anil Sunny kaa right hand tha..

Anjali-Oh yeah..

Main - Usme dealer kon they jisane supply kiya tha i mean jispar Shakk tha. 100 % koi North India kaa banda hoga.. Search search..

Anjali-Let me make few calls..

Anjali apna phone uthake side ko nikali..

Deva-This is bad AP this is bad..

Main-I know.. Deepak pata karo aaj sehar Mein Kya Koi bada event hai kya Jahaan bheed ikatha horahi ho??

Deepak-On it bhai..

Main-Rajat bhai pata karo Apne railway station Jaake ki wahaan par aaj raat kon konsi passenger train aane yaa Jaane waali hai.. Ajay Tum bus stand pohancho or Saari information gather karo..

Rajat-OK boss..

Rajat or Ajay nikale..

Main-Pooja mujhe social media phone calls phone messages sab tap caahiye legally illegally kaise bhi karo.. Agar isase related koi bhi message transfer hota hai toh mujhe dekhna hai woh..

Pooja-Ok boss..

Pooja garage Mein chali gayi i mean office hai jo humara.. Jahaan Pooja kaa tech kaa samaan hai Saara..

Anjali-Boss mill gaya..Kolkata Bomb blast Mein 3 dealers kaa naam tha jo confirm nahi hua aaj takk.. 1st Noida se tha jiska encounter hua last year.. 2nd Kolkata se he tha uska naam tha..

Main-Nahi woh nahi hoga.. 3rd bolo?? Koi haryana yaa Delhi se hoga 100%..

Anjali-Ji boss 3rd banda tha Dilip Singh Rohtak se tha boss ye or usske Baad se he ye gayab tha..

Main--Bingo.. Khabriyon ko alert karo mujhe Dilip ki location caahiye filhaal Kahaan hai woh.. Rohtak hai yaa Kahaan hai.. Jaldi, caahe kuch bhi kar I need him.. 10 baje hain guys Humaare pass raat 1 baje takk kaa time hai or isme bahot kuch karna hai so make it quick guys...

Anjali apne kaam lag gayi..

Abeer-What the hell is happening bc drugs se Seedha bombs..

Main-Jab koi tere sir par banduk rakhe or bole ye kar warna thok dunga toh tu obviously karega he caahe sahi ho yaa galat yahi same situation Sunny Ki hai uske Uppar Andrew's ki bandukk hai usse pata hai ab Anil bhi nahi hai uske pass or uske mostly aadmi Marr chuke hain Uppar se drugs Humaare pass hain uske toh woh bus khatam he hai.. Or Andrew's usko aisi mout dega ki woh soch bhi nahi shakta..

Deva-Woh desperate hai or desperate banda kuch bhi kar shakta hai..

Next 20 minutes takk waiting game chal raha tha Sab apne apne kaam Mein lage they or Main planning kar raha tha pure hall Mein Ekdum shanti thi.. Koi chu takk nahi kar raha tha..

Or tab milli Humein Pehli good news..

Anjali-Boss Dilip mill gaya hai apne he city Mein Hai.. Even aap he k hotel Mein..

Main-Gajab..

Anjali-JN chownk ki side jo hotel haina Tumhaara usme room book kiya hai ussne khud k he naam se 5th floor room number 501.

Main-Gajab..gajab..lets move now.. Guns caahiye silencer waali Abeer Main Gaadi nikalta hun tu jaldi kar.. Baaki apne apne kaam par lago..

Abeer-On it boss..

Deva-AP remember bahot jyaada innocent life's Tumhaare Uppar depend karti hain..

Main-I know.. Dont worry..

Main Anjali Ami or Mangal bahaar aae maine Range rover nikaali tabtak Abeer guns le aaya uske sath jack or Vinny bhi aae.. Humlog nikale Jack sabke liye silenced pistols Le aaya tha.. Maine Gaadi bhayaanak pel di thi.. Mera dimag Ekdum rocket k maafik cleanly chal raha tha..

Anjali - Woh khud ke naam se kyun reh raha hai boss ye kya baat hui??

Main-Iske 3 reason ho shaktey hain 1 ye setup ho or Humein wahan uske sath bahot jyaada bandey bhi millein.. 2nd usse laga ho ki ustak bhalla kiss base par pohanchenge humlog issliye chain se reh raha hai Sunny k paison par.. 3rd ye ki Sunny ne ye sab usase forcefully karwaaya ho or woh Humein hint deraha ho..

Anjali-I see..

Main-Mangal wahaan kaa manager kon hai usko bol Staff waala gate khole usase entry lenge humlog main gates par unki najar rahegi.. Or Haan Room 501 ka duplicate key card sath le..

Mangal-On it..

Mujhe pakka maalum tha ki mereko Dilip se clue milega he millega or nahi milla toh lawde lag Jaane waale they bhenchod.. Bombs involve hochuke they this is getting dangerous..

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Update-113(Executing The Plans)



Main police naakon ko todta hua nikal raha tha bc raatko traffic itnaa tha nahi.. 10 minutes Mein humlog hotel k back side they.. Gaadi thoda durr roukki or humlog uttar k aage aae Mangal ki manager se Baat hogayi thi piche ek gate tha jo kitchen kaa Gate tha only staff allowed tha udhar.. Or humlog ko manager gate par he mill gaya humlog ko kissi ne entry letey hue nahi dekha, kitchen se hum Seedha lift Mein aae manager se chaabi le le thi.. Sabne lift Mein apni guns check ki or humlog seedha rukke 5th floor par.. Lift se uttare toh saamne waala first room tha 501.. Main aage aaya Ami mere sath Baaki ne piche position Lee Anjali gate kholne lagi duplicate key card se or Humlog ne guns taan rakhi thi.. Or jaise he gate khulla Main or Ami jump maarte hue andar enter hue..

Main-Freeze hands in the air hands hands..

Saamne hall Mein 3 bandey taas khel rahe they Sharaab wagaairaah pee rahe they humaari warnings k Baad bhi unhone guns ki taraf hath kiya lekin usase Pehle Humne thokdiya unko.. Saala awaaaj takk naa hui.Humlog room Mein fail gaye toh andar bedroom se awaaj aai..

"Mere hath Uppar hain I surrender..".

Humne dekha toh Saamne ek shaks tha ek bathrobe pehna tha ussne keval.. Or hath Uppar they uske.. Ye tha Dilip..

Main-Hath hilltey he thokdunga..

Dilip-Hath Uppar he hain.. I was waiting for you AP..

Main-Achaa aisa kya kyun??

Dilip-Well first things first main Tumhaari help karunga jitana mujhe pata hai utana bataunga uske badle mujhe 3 cheejeein caahiye 1st mujhe Rohtak jail Mein rakha jaaega and special cell caahiye.. 2nd meri wife ko mujhse milne diya jaaega per month 1 baar.. Or 3rd mujhe jyaada se jyaada Saal k liye jail honi caahiye.

Main-Waah tu toh lambe se planning karke baitha hai..

Dilip-Sunny k sath raha toh tu maardega or ab teri help karunga toh Sunny maardega toh mere liye jail he better hai.. Bol manjurr hai..

Main-Waise mere pass 2nd option hai main tujhe itana maarunga ki tu sab waise he uggal dega..

Dilip-AP torture se dilip nahi darrta or mujhe jyaada derr torture karne kaa time nahi hai tere pass..

Main-OK then Maan Lee.. Ab bol.. Kya scene hai..

Dilip-Main Kolkata blast k Baad se he chain ki jindagi jee raha tha woh sab chhod diya tha maine lekin kuch din Pehle Sunny aaya mere pass or mereko bombs banaaney k liye bola maine mana kiya toh mujhe lalach diya maine fir mana kiya toh mereko dhamki di ki meri puri family ko maardega.. Mere pass option nahi tha koi. Material Saara ussne diya mujhe maine banaadiye..

Main-Kahaan Kahaan hain bombs kitane hain??

Dilip-3 bombs hain jinmein se ek keval demo k liye hai tumlog ko dikhaane k liye ki woh ye kar shakta hai.. Ab mujhe inki exact location nahi pata kyunki aage Sunny k Bandon ne he kaam dekha tha Pehla bomb jo demo k liye hai woh hai Local taxi stand par railway station k piche jo taxi stand Hai wahaan, woh jyaada bada nahi hai kuch meters ki he range hai but still hai deathly woh.. 2nd bomb Bus stand par kahin hai.. Bus stand k naye hisse Mein Hai itana pata hai mujhe.. Last bomb MG chownk waale Mandir Mein Hai wahaan koi function hai aaj toh bheed ikatha hogi.. Or Haan teeno kaa detonator Sunny k pass he hai keval Sunny k pass Teeno kaa detonator ek he hai bus buttons alag alag hain woh unhe atleast 7km ki range se activate kar shakta hai mobile mechanism . Bus yahi maalum hai mujhe.

Main--Dekh i know tune bahot help ki hai humaari and all lekin kahin bhi thodi c bhi galati hui yaa ye tera koi plan hua toh belive me jiss jiss cheej ki dhamki Sunny ne di thi naa tujhe main usase bhi double Dard dunga tujhe..

Dilip-Tera jo mann kare woh karna..

Main-Lets move guys uthaao isko..

Anjali-Aao .

Dilip-Main gate par Sunny k bandey hain woh dekhlenge mujhe..

Main-Usase Jaana he nahi hai.. Lets go..

Humne Dilip ko apne sath liya or 2nd floor takk elevator mein aae and then seedhiyon se Seedha kitchen or kitchen se silently bahaar..or wahaan se RR Mein.. Rr Mein baithtey he they ki mera phone baja jo fir unknown number se tha.. Phone uthaaaya toh Sunny he tha ye.. Mujhe laga ki bhenchod hogaya kand pata chal gaya usse.. Lekin waisa kuch nahi hua..

Sunny-AP 30 minutes bitt chuke hain?? Mera maal nikaala bahaar yaa nahi??

Main-Bhai nikaal toh 5 minutes Mein leta lekin silently nikaal rahe hain tereko pata haina harr jagah tere jaise ghusskhor mojjud hain.. Bus 5 minutes..

Sunny-Ok Tumhaare pass hona caahiye woh nobody else.. Samjhe only you.. Tum he pohanchaaoge woh..

Main-OK...

Ye sun ussne phone Kaat diya..

Call disconnected..

Main-Jiya se puch Kahaan pohanchi woh..

Anjali--Woh log ready hain..

Main-Ok..Usko bol Jahaan hain wahin rukk hum aarahe hain ..

Anjali - OK..

Humlog nikale Jiya police headquarters k piche khaddi thi Wahaan pohanchey humlog toh shant jagah thi wahaan.. Jiya or Priyanka wahaan Gaadi Mein thi..jiski back seat par bags they drugs k bharr bharr k...

Main-Listen guys ye leke mujhe he jaaana hoga tabtak tumlog Pehle toh aisa getup banaao jaldi se ki aapis Mein Bhi pehchaan Mein naa aao and then 3 teams Mein devide hojaao Main log Bus Stand and Mandir jaayenge itana silently jaaoge ki kissi ko khabar takk naa rahe Bomb squad ko backup par rakhoge.. And then ek team jaaegi taxi stand log wahaan bhi Marr shaktey hain so lightly matt lena..

Abeer-Ek second tujhe akela nahi Jaane dene waala main..

Ami-Yeah no way..

Main-Herogiri Matt karo..

Anjali-Hero girri nahi AP We can't let you go alone..

Main-Listen listen woh mujhe kuch nahi kar shakta kuch bhi nahi samjhe mujhe touch bhi nahi kar shakta woh agar kuch hua mujhe toh uska jawaab Namit ko kaise dega ki mujhe dhoke se maara ussne no way..

Abeer-Still ye risk nahi le shaktey hum..

Main-Abe Orr options nahi hai bhosdk.. Saikdon hajaaron takk log Marr shaktey hain or wahaan Jaane k agar 15 minutes k andar meri khabar naa aae toh tumlog bhenchod rocket launchers leke ghuss Jaana mujhe kuch nahi hoga..

Abeer-Tu bhai se baat kar..

Tabtak toh Abeer ne call he laga diya tha..

Deva-AP?? Kya hua??

Main-Sab sahi jaraha hai bhai locations mill gayi hain but drugs leke mujhe akele Jaana padega..

DeVA-Hell no..

Main - Trust me bhai or koi option nahi hai and mujhe kuch nahi hoga..

Deva-AP woh phsyco hai..

Main-Belive me.. Listen to me bahot log maare jaayenge.. I have everything under control...

Deva-Tu maanega toh hai nahi bus please Dhyaan rakhna apna..

Main-I will don't worry..

Call disconnected..

Main-Hogaya ab??

Mangal - Bc Matt kar be main chala Jaata hun..

Main-Haan bc tujhe toh parsaad dega woh.. Belive me guys mujhe kuch nahi hoga.. I will be fine tumlog bus woh bombs dhund lo or chutiye Dilip defuse kaise honge woh bhi bata dey..

Dilip-Basic bombs hain koi bhi bomb squad trained easily defuse kardega.. Tum sahi keh rahe ho waise tumhe Maar nahi shakta aise woh.. Lekin ye maalum kaise hai tumhe??

Main-I am smart..

Fir mera phone baja fir naya number.. Sunny he tha..

Sunny-Hello AP..

Main-Yeah I have your material..

Sunny-Awesome great fantastic.. Listen to me carefully now first things first tum akele aaoge agar Tumhaare aas pass koi bhi dikha mujhe toh Pehle ek bomb detonate karunga then dobara call karunga main.. Or Haan koi tracking device Matt leke aana checking k time kuch milla toh acha nahi hoga.. Samjh rahe ho??

Main-Yeah..

Sunny-Perfect.. IG road par petrol pump k piche ek bahot bada villa hai drugs wahin leke aane hain.. Main bhi wahin hun.. Or AP please i know tum smart ho bahot and all lekin please kuch shyaanpatti Matt karna kyunki mujhe bahot dukh hoga ye buttons dabaatey hue..

Main-Don't worry.. I'll be there..

Sunny-That's a good boy..

Call disconnected..

Main-Jiya Priyanka tum inke sath Jaao main ye Gaadi lejaaunga Abeer tu kuch bandey leke mere piche aaega lekin kaafi piche rukk jaaega agar wahaan Jaane k 15 minutes Baad main tujhe call naa karun toh turant andar aana jo dikhe usse thok dena.. IG road par petrol pump haina uske piche villa hai Jahaan woh minister rehta tha be Pehle.. Tu aas pass rehna..

Abeer-Got you.. Dont worry..

Main Jiya ki Gaadi Mein baitha.. Toh bhenchod 4on taraf cocaine or meth ki he smell faili thi, sab mirrors down karne paddey, mujhe toh jyaada he lagti hai ye smell.. Main uske bataye address par nikala or uska kya plan tha woh sochne laga.. Woh khud wahaan hai toh kaise nikalega bahaar..?? Helicopter..?? Most probably..

Ye sochte sochte main wahaan pohancha petrol pump k piche se hotey hue villa k Saamne aaya toh ye ek bahot bada bungalow tha like bahot bada.. Yahaan isase Pehle Haryana k ex CM rehtey they kaafi Pehle bhai k sath aaya tha Yahaan main.. Yaad hai bc mujhe ye bada saa lawn swimming pool wagairah sab hai.. Maine Gaadi wahaan gate k Saamne rouki or Gaadi se uttara main toh gate k Uppar 6 guards they M4's assault rifles thi unke pass.. Mere uttartey he ek ne meri talaashi lee device detector se or ek ne Gaadi ki meri guns or mobile apne pass and then meri khopdi par banduk rakhi ek ne or Baaki ne woh bags uthaae..

Guard--Move..

Main unke sath sath andar chala.. Lawn se hotey hue main gate k Uppar aaya..Lawn Mein raat ko din nikala hua tha i mean harr taraf lights he lights thi.. Lawn Mein 4 guards or they unke pass pistols thi but badhiya waali. Wahaan se mujhe roof dikhi Jahaan lights k bich khadda helicopter bhi dikha mujhe mera Shakk sahi tha yahi option hai uske pass jaldi nikalne kaa.. Roof par 2 guards they 1 or ho shakta hai maximum..

Gate khulla or humlog andar aae toh bhenchod ye pura mehal jitana hall tha humaari haweli k type Mein pura old theme based tha.. Or wahaan hall Mein sofa k Uppar baitha tha sunny ek dum well dressed tip top. And uske sath baithi thi uski behen or bhenchod uski awaaj awaaj nahi woh bhi Ekdum cute thi.. Waah bhenchod Iss maal ko kaise Maar paaunga main.. Fuck.. Uske alaawa wahaan 7 guards or they or un sab k pass bhi M4's thi.. Ok bhenchod mujhe nahi laga tha aise bandey millenge..Ye toh Rambo aagaye. fuck..

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Update-114(He Is Coming)


Mujhe dekhte he Sunny hansta hua khadda hua..

Sunny-AP AP AP finally we met.. Mujhe laga he tha tum jarur aaoge. How are you doing??

Main-I mean badhiya he hun.. Not that bad.. But let me tell you something I know tu ek criminal hai but still iski umeed nahi thi terese..kasam se tereko maarne takk kaa mood nahi kar raha hai..

Sunny-Well AP.. I know I know.. But belive me mere pass koi or option tha he nahi I am sure itane tej toh ho tum ki sab figure out kar liya hoga tumne ki kyun kiya maine..

Main-Yep.. But still maine socha tha tu khudko goli maarlega aisa karne se Pehle..

Sunny- AP everything is fair in love, war and drugs.. Samjhe.. Waise meet her she is my beautiful sister Yuvika..

Main-Nice to meet you.. Sacmein teri behen haibe ye?? Bhaddi shakal k lagti toh nahi.. Woh kahan or tu Kahaan.

Sunny-Hahaha.. Nice joke.. Oho ho there they are my baby..

Ussne drugs se bharre bags dekh k kaha..

Sunny-AP agar Uday Iss picture Mein Nahi Hota toh main abtak pure haryana ko apne kabje Mein karke baitha hota..ussne naa keval mujhe slow kiya balki almost marwaa he diya tha. Ussne Saare drugs gawaae sab k Sab then itane Saare top class guards ko bhi sath le dubba.. Mere pass Anil or Rana he bache they last option unhe bhi thok diya tune.. Ab or marrta kya naa karta..

Main - Gajab..So ye rahe tere drugs ab bata bombs Kahaan hain..

Sunny-Itani jaldi bhi kya hai AP.. Take it easy.. Bombs main bataaunga tumhe tab jab mera helicopter Yahaan se udd chuka hoga.. Samjhe.

Main-No bitch location mujhe tu bataaega woh bhi abhi..

Sunny-AP look around kya lagta hai Tumhaari chalegi yaa meri?

Main-Tujhe pata haina bahot buri mout dunga tujhe..

Sunny-Well Baad ki Baad Mein dekhunga.. Filhaal main tumse thoda durr chala jaaunga, rahunga yahin kahin but thoda gayab hojaaunga mujhse Pehle in drugs se millega tu firse.. Woh kya haina mujhe market banaani hai jo main bana chuka hota agar chutiya Uday bakchodi nahi karta toh..Ek baar market ban gayi meri fir main haryana kaa naya king ban jaaunga.. Tabtak I promise main tujhe kuch nahi kahunga ek side baithke apna kaam karunga.. Or ye toh tere liye acha he hai kyunki filhaal mujhse jyaada badi dikkat hai tere pass..

Main-Kya??

Sunny-Naadan Matt ban AP.. tujhe Merchant Of Death kaa nahi maalum??

Main-Woh kuch nahi hai.. Everything is fake about him..

Sunny - OH AP belive me woh fake nahi hai woh sach hai pura kaa pura..

Main-Tune dekha hai usse kabhi??

Sunny-Nahi..

Main - Exactly.. Woh bus kahani hai..

Sunny-No its not.. Its real.. AP belive me mujhse Pehle tu usase deal kar better rahega tere liye kyunki woh kuch nahi dekhega.. Or soch haryana Mein Woh bhalla kiske liye aaya hoga obviously tu yaa tera bhai bus 2 he target ho shaktey hain.. Or main nahi caahta ki tujhe mere alaawa koi Orr maare.. Or woh maardega tujhe easily.. He doesn't give a fuck.. Chalti firti mout hai woh.. Tu Jaan lega uske baare Mein toh bawla hojaaega..

Main-Haryana Mein main or bhai he nahi tu bhi toh hai tere liye bhi toh aaya ho shakta hai woh.

Sunny - Subh Subh bol AP.. Humara settlement already hai unke sath Humein chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai..

Main-Matlab darrta toh tu bhi hai usase..

Sunny - ofcourse darrta hun tu pagal hai usase bhalla kon nahi darrta.. Jisko uske baare Mein thoda saa bhi maalum hai uski bhi fatt jaati hai uske naam se or mujhe uske baare Mein Kuch bhi nahi maalum lekin still kaanp jaanta hun main jab uska jikar hota hai.. Even Andrew's tareef karta hai uski..

Main-Or dekha usse Andrews ne bhi nahi hoga haina??

Sunny- Nahi.. But..

Main-Bus toh fir.. He is nobody..

Sunny-AP confidence achi baat hai.. Ab teri marji Matt Maan but belive me woh caahe toh tera astitva he khatam kar shakta hai ek din Mein.. Thats what he is.. Tu jaanta he toh nahi hai usko.. Tu ye simple low life jeene waala banda hai tere liye local gangsters or hum jaison se Uppar koi duniya nahi hai.. AP hum toh kuch bhi nahi hain Humaare Uppar bhi bahot kuch hai bahot kuch..

Main - Tu Sun ek kam karega??

Sunny-Bolo..

Main-Ye bags uthaa helicopter Mein baith or baithtey he mujhe locations de or nikal le..

Sunny--Itani jaldi bhi kya hai AP..

Yuvika-Exactly.. By the way AP tum itane sure kaise they ki hum tumhe maarenge nahi?? Aise chale aae.?

Main-Mera kaam he ye hai.. Firstly tumlog kuch kar nahi shaktey mera 2nd agar agle 10 minutes Mein maine Abeer ko call nahi kiya toh fir woh log Yahaan aajaenge or fir tera helicopter bhi kahin nahi le Jaa paaega tumhe.. Samjhe?? Isliye sochna bhi Matt...

Sunny-Maarne kaa kon bol raha hai AP we just want to have a little bit of fun..

Main-Fun?? Bhosdk hajaaron logon ki Jaan ko khatra hai bahaar..

Sunny-Don't worry AP Jabtak tum Yahaan ho or kuch shyaanpatti nahi karoge tabtak kissi ko kuch nahi hoga I am not a fucking terrorist..

Main-I don't know kaam toh wahi hain.. Chutiye tujhe or koi option nahi milla?? Kissi ko kidnap karleta vip ko yaa fir koi bus yaa train ko he kidnap karwaaleta tera naam bhi nahi aata..

Sunny-Mujhe nahi laga tha tum itana easily Maan jaaoge.. 2 he options they yaa toh Tumhaari family yaa team Mein se kissi ko kidnap karun yaa fir ye bombs.. Tumhaari family military ki tarah rehti hai koi bahaar Jaao itane guards rehtey hain ki silently kar paana impossible tha.. Ek Tumhaara manager hai Gupta uske close they ek time par but uske sath bhi guards they ab bolo kaise karenge..

Main-Haan toh bc aise he ghumtey rahein sadkon par.. Chutiye nahi hain teri tarah jo Saara maal Uday k bharose chhod aaya..

Sunny - Woh Namit kaa plan tha ki Uday hidden rahega toh uske pass rakh lo koi issue nahi hoga.. Ab bolo..

Main-Nice or ab Andrew's Tumhaare Uppar baitha hai..

Sunny-Baitha nahi hai baithjaaega agar usse pata chal jaae ki humaari kya situation hai filhaal..

Main-Matlab woh out of country hai..

Sunny-Ek toh tu ye mind games khelke information nikalwaana bandh kar..

Main-OK.. Chal ab nikal le beta jaldi se.. Time nahi hai..

Sunny - No rush AP.. Tujhe kya lagta hai itana easily Jaane dunga tujhe??

Main-Toh be lawde??

Sunny - Tujhe Maar nahi shakta but thoda games toh khel he shakta hun..

Main - I hate games..

Sunny-So maine suna hai ki tumhe drugs bahot jyaada passand hain.. Like bahot jyaada.. Teri body he drugs se bharri hai.. Toh main thodi help kardun teri.. Le thoda try kar..

Main-Oh hell no.. Tu majaak kar raha haina?? Please tell me tu majaak kar raha hai.. Kyunki no way in hell main ye karunga nope..

Sunny- naah I am serious..

Main-Oh hell fucking no.. Hell No.. Nope.. Nope..

Sunny-Dusara koi option nahi hai AP Tumhaare pass..

Main-Listen to me isase achaa ek goli maardey taang yaa hath Mein..

Sunny-Ab toh tum meri curiosity or badha rahe ho.. Come on take it..

Main-Naa.. Bilkul bhi nahi..

Sunny- Guys jarra help karo iski..

Main-Sunny sun meri baat I promise you agar tune ye kiya naa toh tujhe aisi mout dunga main ki soch bhi nahi shakta tu..

Sunny- We will see about that..

Bhenchod drugs nahi le shakta tha main fuck no bhenchod.. Gand Marr jaaegi abhi Yahaan par he maadarchod.. No way..naa naa.. Fuck no..

Sunny-AP.. This is your last warning.. Warna fir yelog jyaada help kardenge..

Main-Sunny i will..

Sunny-Mujhe dhamkaana bandh karo do it now.. Or else..

Main-Sunny..

Sunny-Guards help him..

Ye sun woh guards meri taraf badhe..

Main-OK ok i'll do it..

Ye bhenchod forcefully jyaada dedenge or fir gand Marr jaaegi.. Isliye mujhe khud he karna padega.

Maine Saamne table par woh bag khola usme se ek packet nikaala usme se thoda saa like 1 chutki drugs nikaal k Saamne table par daala..

Sunny-More.. Do it now..

Maine thoda saa or nikala..

Main-Sunny soch le bahot buri gand maarunga teri main..

Ye suntey he ek guard ne piche se punch maara mujhe or Main niche girra..

Sunny-Now..

Main table par jukha or ek baar Mein he sungh gaya usko.. Or galat baat ye hai ki logon ko drugs 1-2 minutes Mein feel hotey hain lekin mujhe 3 seconds lagtey hain.. Lene k kuch seconds baad he mera sirr Dard karne laga jo harr second badh he raha tha meri aankhon ki visibility kam hone lagi mere hath kaanpne lage main niche lait gaya.. Maine aankhein bandh kar Lee main bach gaya tha isase fight kar shakta tha main.. Jo achi baat thi.. Main khudse fight kar raha tha or sambhaal shakta tha khudko jyaada drugs nahi liye they, lekin Iss bich kissi ne mere Uppar or drugs daal diye njo meri naak or munh Mein Bhi gaye aankhein meri bandh thi.. Bus ab khel khatam tha.. No way.. Bhenchod iske pure pariwar ko jinda jalla dunga main bhenchod.. Fuckkkkkk... Ab nahi seh shakta tha main.. Ab jyaada hogaya tha.. Meri puri body Mein maano current chhod diya gaya tha.. And iska matlab mujhe maalum tha..

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Update-115(M+O+N+S+T+E+R)


Main tabtak toh ladd raha tha easily lekin or drugs add hotey he meri gand fatt gayi thi.. Mera saara dum khudse ladne Mein he lag raha tha.. Main wahaan chaaron taraf ludak raha tha.. Meri aankh khulli thi lekin kuch dikh nahi raha tha.. Main wahaan jameen par karwatein le raha tha mera sirr maano fatt jaaega abhi uske alaawa mere pura sareer jall raha tha..

"Kya hogaya isse??"

"Ye sab drugs dene se Pehle sochna tha agar isko kuch hogaya naa toh fir kya hoga pata hai tumhe bhai you are so stupid.."

Main Ladd still raha tha or Main Ladd shakta tha isase ye prove hogaya tha ki 2.0 weak hai still.. Yaani woh puri tarah bahaar nahi aa paaya jiska main reason tha ki woh weak hai and then ye drugs itane pure nahi they Itana jester diya hota toh mera khel khatam hochuka hota abtak.. Ab mere pass 2 options they yaa toh main khudse laddta laddta behonsh hojaaun or fir jo bhi hoga kismat par hoga yaa fir main 2.0 ko aane dun woh jyaada derr reh nahi shakta filhaal kuch minutes Baad woh khud jaaega.. Lekin agar main behonsh hua toh woh jyaada derr k liye bhi aa shakta hai.. Isliye maine 2nd option chunna or khudko khulla chhod diya.. Jisase turant main blank hua or uske agle he second meri aankhein khulli sab Dard Saari jallan gayab thi meri puri body Ekdum perfectly fine thi.. Maano kuch hua he nahi tha..

"Missed Me"??

"Ek baat hai 1.0 you are getting smart Haan.. I give you that.. Shayaana toh hai tu.."

Main khadda hua toh wahaan mojjud guards wagaairaah sab mujhe ghurr rahe they..

Main-Hey guys..first things first I'll kill all of you in next 5 minutes so you better leave right now.. Samjhe??

Sunny- Tu theek toh hai?? Mujhe laga mere naam hoke Marr jaaega tu..

Main-Hmm.. Tu kon?? Ek second.. Ummmm.. Sunny right?? Sunny.. Yep..

Sunny-Tu pagal hogaya hai kya..

Main--OH yeah.. I would like a glass of water..

Yuvika - Guard..

Main--Ye jo Uppar se drugs daale kitane daale they??

Sunny-Matlab??

Main--Jab main niche padda tha toh Uppar se kitane drugs daale they??

Sunny-Like 5 grams?? Kyun??

Main-5 grams. So approximately uska 45% mere andar gaya usase Pehle maine khud liya woh kuch nahi tha. Toh matlab maximum 40-15 minutes hain mere pass. Saale kanjuss jyaada nahi daal shakta tha..

Sunny-What are you talking about??

Main-I'll show you that in a minute.. Let me refresh my memory.. Wait..

Tabtak ek guard Paani kaa glass leke aaya glass kaanch kaa tha maine usase apna munh dhoya wahin, jisase munh par laga drugs saaf hua.. Ek hath Mein maine woh glass pakkada or dusare hath mein rumaal leke apna munh saaf kiya..

Sunny-What the hell happened to your eyes?? Teri aankhein badal gayi..

Main-Abe tumlog gaye nahi?? Bola tha naa main maardunga tumhe..

Sunny - Stop joking around AP..

Main--As you wish..

Ye bol maine woh kaanch kaa glass apne hath Mein foda jisse dekhe wohlog or shock Mein hue lekin wohlog react kartey usase Pehle maine uss glass kaa ek tukkada mere Saamne khadde guard ki gardan Mein ghussa diya uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi uske hath se M4 jhapti maine or jabtak Baaki guards uss shock se nikal paatey usase Pehle maine firing kardi.. Uss first guard ki dead body niche girrney tak main uske piche 5 guards ki khopdi khol Chuka tha.. Tabtak Baaki cover Mein Bhaag gaye they Sunny Yuvika ko leke side Mein kudd gaya tha.. Or ab maine bhi piche ek pillar se cover le liya tha.. Wahaan kaafi Saare pillars they jinka cover letey hue main aage badha silently or 2 guards jo ek pillar k piche chuppey they unke piche nikala..

Main-Hello..

Wohlog piche muddtey usase phele dono ko thok diya maine or unki position Lee ab wahaan se mujhe 2 guards or dikhe jo sofa or table k piche chippe they mujhe bus unke hath dikhe toh maine pehle k hath par he fire kiya miss main hota nahi usko goli lagi toh woh hilla or hilltey he maine khopdi kholdi uski.. Uski khopdi k chinntey uske sath chippe guards ko bhi lage or uski gand fatti jisase woh wahaan se nikal k bhaaga main usko goli maarne he waala tha ki mujhe mere side se ek guard nikalta dikha ab main usko goli maarta tabtak woh mujhe maardeta isliye main uski taraf he mudda itana swiftly ki bhenchod uski gun meri taraf Muddi usase Pehle maine uski aankh Mein goli Maari woh piche girra Jaake.. Wahaan se maine seedhiyaan lee or Uppar chaddne laga ulta hoke Uppar Jaa raha tha main kyunki mera Dhyaan niche tha ki bhenchod koi pith Mein goli naa maardey.. Or aisaa he hua mujhe Uppar Jaata hua sun ek guard nikala gate k piche se bechare ne expect nahi kiya tha ki main usko he dekh raha hun woh nikala mujhe maarne k liye tha Lekin mujhe ulta dekh woh waapis chuppne laga lekin too late meri goli se tejj nahi chupp shaka woh.. Uske chest Mein goli lagi or woh girra wahin.

Ab main Uppar chadd gaya tha toh high ground tha mere pass or wahaan se mai niche easily Maar shakta tha Uppar se ek kaa shoulder dikha mujhe woh ek pillar k piche chuppa tha toh uski shoulder par goli maari maine woh wahin munh k ball girra or agli goli uske pith Mein maari niche se Seedha Uppar pohanch gaya bechaara. Ab gate se aae 4 guards andar unhe koi idea nahi tha kya horaha hai wahaan woh guns uthaae aagaye bus maine firing ki 2 ko ludkaa diya maine or tab meri bullets khatam hogayi.. Iss bich Baaki k 2 bhaage side Mein unke hath se unki bandukein bhi chutt gayi thi bechaaron ko jahan jagah milli wahin chippe.. Ab ye dekh Baaki guards bhi gate se bahaar he rukk gaye. Ab main Uppar tha or mere pass bullets naa thi.. Main Uppar chalta hua aage badha apna agla plan dhundane laga woh sablog hidden they or wait kar rahe they ki kab main unke Saamne aaun.. Ya maybe process kar rahe they ki ye sab itana jaldi hua kaise. Ab maine Uppar se dekha toh ek banda just mere niche chippa tha usko maalum tha main Uppar hun woh baar baar Uppar bhi dekh raha tha lekin railing thi toh usse ye nahi dikha ki main just uske uppar hun.. Uske pass pistol thi glock.. Itani derr Mein toh maine usko maarne kaa plan bana diya tha maine apni rifle fainki uske Saamne or uske sath he main niche kudda ab gun niche girri toh girrtey he ussne uss taraf fire kiya or Main kudda uske piche Pehla punch toh maine hawa Mein he maara usko woh niche girra gun mere taraf kar paata usase Pehle maine uske pait Mein di laat usske hath se gun chutti or maine di ek laat uske lawde par woh bc side Mein ludak gaya ab maine uthaai uski pistol or woh kuch kar paata usase Pehle uski khopdi kholdi maine.. That was sick.. Maine gun ki Mag check ki usme 6 bullets Baaki thi.

Kuch bandey gate par they or kuch andar, andar 4 bandey they un sab k pass he guns na thi even Sunny or Yuvika jo chippey hue they unke pass bhi guns naa thi.. Ab main issue they bahaar waale log.. Andar waalon ki itani fatti thi ki woh nahi nikalege.. Ab maine jagah badli or side Mein aaya Jahaan ek badi c khidki thi maine aaram se woh kholi or wahaan se bahaar lawn mein kudd gaya ab wahaan se ghumke main main gate ki taraf aaya or wahaan kaa scene dekh mujhe hansi aagayi kyunki gate par 5 log they 3 toh bilkul gate k Uppar he nishaana lagaae khulle Mein khaddey they or 2 bandey gate k left or right cover leke khaddey they. Ab mere pass rifle hoti toh main ek baar Mein andhaadhund goli chalaake maardeta lekin mere pass pistol thi 6 bullets k sath.. Ab unke pass bhi pistols he thi. Toh maine Pehle goli maari jo left Mein cover leke khadda tha usko then agle he second right waale ko.. Ab jo open Mein they unmein khalbali mach gayi ek toh seedha andar Bhaag gaya ek meri taraf he mudda Pehli goli usko maari and then ek or andar jaraha tha andar ek goli usko maari pith Mein uski dead body gate par he girri... Ek bach k andar Bhaag gaya toh main turant he waapis mudda or gand faad Bhaag k uss same window se waapis andar enter hua toh woh banda jo abhi bhaag k andar ghussa tha woh ab gate par bahaar ki taraf aim lagaa ke khadda hoagaya tha maano main chutiya hun jo wahaan se andar enter hounga.. Ab mujhe bahaar sunke andar waale sablog bhi apni apni jagahon se nikal he rahe they lekin mujhe dekh woh waapis Jaane lage but unke pass guns nahi thi or mere pass ek he bullet thi isliye maine woh bullet uss bandey ko maari jo gate par banduk liye khadda tha.. .. Woh bechara confusion Mein he maara gaya.. Ab bullets hui khatam.. And now is my time to enjoy..

Main-Abe chuppo Matt goli khatam hogayi hai aajao lets fight..

Meri Baat kaa yakeen nahi hua unhe toh maine trigger dabaaya jisase prove hua empty hai woh gun tab ek sath nikale woh 4 bandey unmein se ek jo guard ki outfit Mein tha uske pass ek knife tha jo uski uniform Mein taanga tha ussne or uss knife k confidence k sath he woh sabse aage bhaagta hua meri taraf aaya mere close aaya toh maine woh pistol faink k maari uske munh k Uppar woh bhenchod ne break maare lekin itana distraction kaafi tha mere liye maine maara uske munh par punch uska weight shift hua he tha ki uske hath se he maine woh chaalu uske pait Mein ghonp diya uska munh khull gaya or ussne chaaku hath se chodda toh maine chaaku jhatke se nikaala chaaku nikaaltey he uska munh khull gaya woh niche girrta usase Pehle maine uski gardan swiftly Kaat di .. Ekdum pure professional cut doctors waala. Woh bejaan apne ghutano par girra.. Ye dekh piche waalon Mein se 2 toh rukk gaye.. Or 1 bechara hero bana aaya.. Or aake mere Saamne rukk gaya usne apne side mein dekha toh uske sathi nahi dikhe usse ye dekh woh meri taraf mudda lekin muddtey he maine chaaku diya uske gardan ki side se jo uske pure Galle ko cross kartey hue dusari side nikal gaya..woh bechaara chilla takk nahi paaya or turant nahi Marra woh khadda raha kuch seconds uski aankhon se aanshu nikale or munh se khoon ki laar.. Uski aankhein halki - 2 bandh hotey hotey puri tarah bandh hogayi..or woh scene, that fucking scene that made me feel great.. Mere Saare sareer Mein maano new energy doud gayi.. Uski jaan ko uski aankhon se nikalta hua dekha maine..

Maine jhatke se chaaku nikaala or uski dead body ko jameen par girrtey hue dekha maine.. And i must say i enjoyed every fucking second of it.. That was insane..

Ab ye dekh last k 2 ne apne hath khaddey kardiye..

Ab nikala Sunny table k niche se.. Woh bc literally pura kaanp raha tha like darr k maare..

Sunny-AP m. Naman. Mmamami... Main button daba dunga...

Main-Oh welcome back.. Look me in my eyes kya lagta hai?? I don't give a fuck about you or your remote.. Daba dey.. I don't mind..

Sunny - I.. Ian.. Is.. I am serious AP..

Main-Me too.just do it I don't give a fuck.. Marrne dey be ab main aaya hun toh itana risk toh logon ko bhi uthaana padega... Or Haan woh third waala button matt Dabaana jo taxi stand Mein Hain wahaan ghanta koi marega bhenchod mandir waala daba usme hoga mahool toh.. That'll be sick.. Yaa dusara usme teri marji.. Main aata hun tere pass don't worry maarunga nahi tujhe abhi..

Ye bol main Baaki 2 ki taraf mudda..

Main-Haan be tum 2 hath Uppar kya kar rahe ho bhenchod yaa ladke marro yaa khaddey khaddey dusara option nahi hai Tumhaare pass.. Ye le..

Ye bol maine chaaku fainka unki taraf aise bhenchod khaddey khaddey ko nahi maarne waala tha main.. I like to enjoy my prey..

Ab unmein se ek ne uthaya chaaku.. Or fir confidence Mein aake dono aage badhe dusare bandey ne chaaku waale ko aage aane diya or woh aaya meri taraf chaaku maarna caaha mujhe main piche hatta fir maara main fir bacha.. Ab woh dusara bhi shaamil hogaya mujhe piche hatatey hue dekh.. Ab maine uska faayda uthaaya or jaise he woh mujhe punch maarne aaya maine usse laat di jisase woh mere or chaaku k bich Mein aaya uska dusara sathi rukk gaya kyunki woh Saamne tha jiska faayda uthaake maine di laat usko woh niche Jaake girra uska chaaku chutta hath se jo dusare bandey ne jukh k uthaaya lekin chaaku uthaake woh uth paata usase Pehle maine maara punch uske munh par or uske chaaku waale hath ko uske pait ki taraf he kiya ye dekh ussne chaaku he chhod diya hath se warna ussi k hath se usko maardeta main but result still nahi badla woh chaaku maine niche girrne se Pehle he pakkada or fir ghonp diya uske chest Mein Woh bechara react bhi nahi kar paaya or piche hatta maine chaaku nikaala or jhatke se abki baar pait Mein ghonpa and then again nikaala and then again ghonp diya fir nikaala fir ghonpney he waala tha lekin uski dead body niche girr chuki thi.. Ab woh last banda uth raha tha lekin bich Mein he rukk gaya ussne fir hath upar kar liye..

Guard-Pll. Pllleade.. Please.. Please don't kill me.. Please.. I.. U. U. I have a fammmilym.. Mm. Mmera chota saa bacha hai.... Pppppease.. Main yahan.. bus security k.. Liye aaaya tha.. N please..

Ufff.. That's what I like beg for your life.. Apni family ki gawaahi do..and beg for your life.. That's what makes me happy..

Main-Teri family hai??

Guard-hhhaaan.. Maa meri wife mera beta.. Please.. Please..

Main-Tere bina koi khilane waala he nahi hoga unhe??

Guard-nnanaana.. Mere. E. Ebina woh k.. Kya karenge.. Please.. I beg you main juth nahi bol raha.. Yee.. ye dekho..

Ye bol ussne phone nikaala apna or wallpaper dikhaaya jispar uski family photo thi.. Ufff. Itana nasha nahi jhel shakta main..

Main-Happy family right..?

Ye bol Maine ek gehri sans lee.. Or chaaku niche daala..

Guard - T. Thank you.. Bhagwaan...

Woh aage kuch bol raha tha but uski awaaj or sans dono he atak gayi kyunki woh niche jukha tha or maine di usko kick seedhi uski liver or right lung k Uppar position Mein tha woh or mere pass time tha toh kick Mein itana force tha ki uski life end hogayi thi almost.. Ribs k Baad bhi uske lungs punctured hogaye honge or most probably uska liver bhi gaya tha. Woh bejaan saa piche girra uske hath se uska phone chutta or woh seedha late gaya.. Woh statue ban gaya Ekdum bus uski sansein chal rahi thi woh bhi jorr jorr se.

Main-Naa naa Itana jorr jorr se sans matt le.. No no.. Aise toh Marr jaaega tu.. Slowly slowly sans le body par itana pressure Matt daal.. I know sun paa raha hai tu mujhe.. Marra nahi hai tu or abhi marega bhi nahi.. Or tujhe kuch feel bhi nahi hoga.. Ye dekh..

Ye bol main niche jukha or woh chaaku uthake uske hath Mein ghussa diya like seedha..

Main-Dekha?? Dard nahi horaha tujhe?? Tujhe bhagwaan banaa diya maine.. Filhaal teri inner body Mein itana jyaada pain hai ki tujhe bahaar kaa kuch bhi feel nahi hoga....

Sunny-AP... Stoppp... Stoppp. Please.. Main bheek maangta hun stop it..

Ye sun main piche mudda toh sunny k hath se woh remote niche girr chuka tha uski behen ko bhayaanak shock laga tha uski aankhon Mein aanshu aae they or woh apni aankhein bandh karke niche baith gayi thi.. Main piche gaya uss first guard ki jeb se apna phone nikaala or Abeer ko call kiya..

Abeer-Tu theek hai??

Main-Yeah.. Perfectly fine..

Abeer-Listen Bus stand or Mandir waale bombs mill chuke hain.. Defuse bhi hochuke honge..

Main--What the fuck??

Abeer-Haan.. Toh dekhle tu agar kuch minutes or usse busy rakh lega toh last bomb miltey he thok denge yahin usko..

Main-I'll see..

Call disconnected..

Sunny-Who are you?? You.. You. You killed 20+ people in less then 5 minutes.. Howwwww??? Kaise?????

Main-24 log to be exact in 3 minutes and 45 seconds maybe 50 seconds..

Sunny-You.. You are... An animal..

Main-Oh no no.. I am not an animal I am what you call a MONSTER ..

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Update-116(2.0 Plans)



Sunny- I beg you please kill me meri behen ko Jaane do.. Please.. Pleass..

Main-Oh no tujhe kyun maarunga bhalla main?? Haan pagal hai tu.. Tu toh mere kaam aaega. Aaega naa?? Warna dekh dono ko bahot he waahiyaat mout dunga or teri behen ko tujhse Pehle dunga Taaki tu usko tadapta hua dekh shake..

Sunny-Nananahi.. Nahi.. Please.. Main karunga help Tumhaari.. Namit k baare Mein Jo bhi information caahiye woh dunga main tujhe..

Main-What the fuck.. Fuck Namit.. I don't give a fuck Namit se kya lunga bhalla main.. Namit is a fucking nobody.. Namit mere pair k niche hai..

Sunny-T. T. Toh Andrew's ki bhi information hai mere pass..

Main--Shut the fuck up.. Kon hain yelog.. Mujhe nahi caahiye yelog fuck them.. Bada aaya "Andrews ki information dunga" . I don't give a fuck about Andrews and I don't give a fuck about Sanjay Das.. They can go fuck themselves.. I don't have time to waste on them..

Sunny-What?? T. T. Toh kya help caahiye tumhe..

Main-Woh time aane par bataunga. Bus itana Dhyaan rakh you'll work for me, you'll work under me you'll be my little bitch . Ab tu kya karega woh sun.. Ye helicopter Mein baith then Delhi airport pohanch i know fake passports honge he tumhaare pass Delhi airport se Seedha Mauritius ki Pehli flight loge tumlog.. Keval Mauritius or kahin nahi.. Then Mauritius land karoge.. Then Mauritius Mein Port Louis mein he rukkoge Yahaan ki life piche chhodke nikaloge Port Louis Ki central market mein tum ek ladki hai "Van" usko dhundoge pura naam Vanessa.. Kissi se address nahi puchna khud dhundana.. Shyaam ko wahaan sabse alag wahi hoti hai.. Ab woh most probably tumhe pass aane he naa degi usase Pehle hath pair tod degi.. But tumhe karna ye hai ki bolna usse ki tumhe "Merchant Of Death" Me bheja hai..

Ye sun Sunny mujhse 4 kadam piche hattgaya. Yuvika bhi niche baithi - 2 piche ko khisak gayi... Unka munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya.. Sunny bolna caah raha tha kuch but awaaj naa nikali uske munh se..

Sunny-Y. Y. You are..

Main-Yeah.. Its me. I am the merchant of death...The one and the only..

Sunny-Oh my god.. Now it all makes sense that's why you are so fast.. You killed everyone...oh god.. Wahaan they tum jab Yahaan se gayab they.. Oh my god.. Oh my god.. Ylototi.. You are the... You.. You... Tum.. Tjrmm.. Tummmm. You are thee the the..

Main-Aaram se aaram se Sans lele, Tereko maalum tujhe kyun bataaya maine ye?? Kyunki ab tu mujhe dhoka dene ki sochega bhi nahi.. Or diya toh fir tu, teri behen or teri family k harr ek shaks ko dhundlunga main i know family toh hai he teri.. Un sabko maardunga main.. Sabko.. Every fucking one.. Or don't worry wahaan tumhe koi nahi dhund shakta koi bhi nahi naa he Sanjay or naa he Police.. Or jab mujhe teri jarurat hogi main bula lunga tumhe. Now the big question or bandey Baaki hain Yahaan??

Sunny - Nnn.. O.. No..

Main-Fuck.. I need to kill someone.. Please koi toh hoga..

Sunny- no.. Sab ko maardiya tumne..

Main-Fuck.. Then get the fuck out of here before I change my mood.

Wohlog still shock Mein they lekin fir bhi woh dono mere Saamne jukhe or turant seedhiyon se Uppar Jaane lage Jahaan unka helicopter tha.. Wohlog baar baar piche muddke dekh rahe they unhe aisa kuch pata chal gaya tha jisase Uppar unke pass koi nahi tha koi dusara option nahi diya tha maine unhe.. Main mudda woh banda still wahaan tadap raha tha.. Maine usko dekha usko smile di uski aankhon se lagaatar aanshu aae jarahe they.. Or usko waise he chhod main wahan Saamne sofa par Jaake baith gaya or ek lambi sans lee.. Ab bus Jaane kaa time horaha tha..Bahot he waahiyat drugs bech rahe hain ye maadarchod.. Lekin usase Pehle ek kaam or tha mujhe.. Jiske liye maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Boss itani raat ko..??

Main-Oh yeah.. Well first things first.. Its me.. Main hun..

Chang - I know aap ho..

Main-Dumb fuck main hun the one and only..

Chang - Oh my fucking God..

Main-Oh yeah..Dont worry bus jaraha hun.. Listen ye 1.0 chutiya toh kuch kar nahi paaega main he help kardeta hun teri.. Mujhe koi nahi bula raha hai.. Woh Jo information ISS ko Anjali ne di hai woh fake hai ye sab ISS kaa he plan hai Underworld k tere or mere jaise logon ko bahaar nikalne k liye woh video pure underworld Mein viral karwaani hai unhone ye ISS k top logon kaa kaam hai or Anjali kaa source hai woh niche kaa hai ussne shayaana banke leak kar di waise he Baaki niche waalon ne bhi pure underworld Mein leak ki hogi jo ISS ko caahiye tha .. Or tu uss aadmi ko Matt maardena jo ISS k kabje Mein Hai woh real Mein Koi tha he nahi woh sab fake tha makeup tha uska khoon and wounds.. Ab tu kissi ko usse maarne bhejta jo ISS caahta hai tab woh usko dharr letey and uske through fir aage badhte..

Chang-Oh my god..

Main-Hahaha.. Funny.. Dumb fuck ye sab simple hai tumlog ye takk naa samjh paae tumhe video dekhte he samjh Jaana caahiye tha.. You guys are getting slow each and every fucking day... Its pathetic.. Dumb idiots... Yoyot...

Chang - Boss's??

Main-Oh its time to go.. I'll see you around chang.. Next time jab aaunga toh I promise you Iss fake news Mein ISS k jo jo log shamil they naa un sab ko maardunga main.. I'll kill each and every fucking one of them..You Do Not use me and lives.. Then main ISS k chief ko maarunga then CBI Chief ko maarunga then central government waalon ko maarunga then Adya ko maarunga then Dusty ko maarunga and Then aage kaa dekhunga..

Chang- OK. OK sounds good..

Call disconnected..

Ye mere last words they main 1. 0 se Ladd raha tha or woh strong tha filhaal andar and main weak or main aise Yahaan rehne waala waise bhi nahi tha.. Isliye maine jorr nahi lagaya or wahaan sofa par piche sirr rakh diya.. Or ussi dauraan hogaya main behonsh.. And that was the end of me.. But I will be back soon don't you worry i'll take care of everything.. I will... I promise you I will..

Turant meri aankhein khulli toh Pehla word mere munh se nikala.. "WHAT THE FUCK".. meri aankhein fattne ko hogayi.. Mere Saamne mujhe laashein he laashein dikh rahi thi or kuch nahi.. Chaaron taraf.. Khoon laashein.. Oh my god.. Oh my fucking God.. 2.0 weak nahi horaha hai woh andar baitha baitha strong horaha hai.. Kaise?? I don't have a fucking clue.. Lekin ye confirm tha mere Saamne ka scene dekh k ussne ye sab kiya itana jaldi even koi touch takk nahi kar paaya usse koi close bhi nahi tha usse touch karne k.. Or jo sabse darrawni baat thi woh thi ki ye toh uski Full Form bhi nahi thi.. Woh still apne prime par nahi tha.. HOLY FUCK THAT IS INSANE.. That is mind boggling.. Woh baithey baithey increase horaha tha rapidly.. Usse sab pata tha ki kya horaha hai kya nahi.. Ab mujhe yaad aaya toh even usse ISS waali news ka bhi maalum tha.. This is crazy.. How is this even possible.. Ye sab sochtey hue main utha..

Wait.. Ussne Sunny ko jinda kyun chhoda?? Or usse Vanessa k pass kyun bheja?? Why??

Main caahta toh unhe Delhi airport par pakkad shakta tha but again a deal is a deal main 2. 0 k kaam Mein taang nahi adaa shakta nope.. Isliye ussne jo kiya woh hoke he rahega..

Maine phone uthake Abeer ko call kiya...

Main-Yo.. Remote mere pass hai..

Abeer - Seriously??

Main-Yeah.. Listen I know ye crazy sound karega but 2.0 aaya tha..

Abeer-What the fuck.?? Dafukk do you mean aaya tha..

Main-Yeah bc.. Woh aaya tha he killed almost 30 guards in just 4 minutes.. Ussne Sunny or Yuvika ko jinda chhod diya and Mauritius bhej diya.. Taaki woh aage uske liye kaam kar shakein..

Abeer-Oh my god..

Main-Yeah.. Tu belive nahi karega he was fucking deadly.. It was a massacre here.. Blood and dead bodies only..

Abeer-Main aaraha hun.. Anjali wagaairaah ko inform kardeta hun..

Call disconnected...

Main khadda hua sab kuch dekhne laga belive me woh bahot he scary scene tha specially mere liye.. Kyunki kiya toh maine he tha version koi bhi ho.. Oh god.. Woh ek banda still tadap he raha tha kuch seconds kaa or dum Baaki tha usme.. Mujhe literally yaad tha ki kaise Iss bechare ne apni hasti khelti family ki photo dikhai thi.. Main kaanp gaya uski haalat dekh k.. Maine ek gun uthaai or seedha uski khopdi Mein goli maarke usse mukti di. Kyunki ab bach nahi shakta tha ye doctor, dawa, dua even bhagwaan bhi nahi bacha shakta tha..

Wahaan 4on taraf sannata he sanaata tha.. 24 log in less then 4 minutes.. Mujhe ye soch kar bhi kamkampi chutt rahi thi.. Or koi close bhi nahi aa paaya uske.. Ye sab trained they koi raah chaltey gunde nahi they.. Mere hath Mein khoon aarahe they jo glass foda tha uski wajah se jo sukh gaye they ab...

Main darra hua bhi tha main curious bhi tha ki kaise kar raha hai woh ye sab.. Or main even kahin naa kahin khuss tha ki ye hai.. Kyunki at the end of the day iske bina main aage nahi Jaa paaunga.. No way.. I need him.. Or bichmeim jab iska koi sign nahi dikha tha toh mujhe laga tha ki kahin maine usse kho he naa diya ho... But He is still here..

Iss bich mujhe bahaar ek Gaadi k rukkne ki awaaj sunai di or Abeer bhaagta hua andar aaya.. Or andar gate par aatey he woh turant rukk gaya..or wahaan kaa scene dekh k uski gand fatt gayi.. Or kuch minutes takk toh woh 4on taraf dekhta he raha.

Abeer-What The fuck.. How??

Main-No idea..

Abeer-Tu idhar dekh..

Main-Haan bhai dekhle dekhle main he hun.. Confirm karle drugs rakhe hain Saamne...

Ab ek baat ye hai ki 2.0 k Jaane k Baad kuch time takk mujhe drugs se issue nahi hota kyunki uss time par woh gayab hojaata hai kuch time k liye.. Isliye woh like lagaatar nahi bahaar aa shakta ab beshak aake koi mujhe maarne lage toh bhi woh bahaar nahi nikalega.. Nikal nahi shakta.. Abeer ne drugs test kiya mera.. Obviously clean tha main..

Abeer-Oh my god.. Bhai kaise?? Itana sab?? Oh my god.. Bhai.. What the fuck..

Main-This is fucking stupid.. Tu yahan hota toh bhai..

Abeer-Abe hoke kya karunga ye sab dikh raha hai mujhe.. Bhenchod.. Maano koi 100 logon ne maara hai inhe.. Oh my god.. This is a fucking Massacre..

Main-Ofcourse afterall He Is [color=rgb(255,]The Merchant Of Death..[/color]

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Update-117(I Am Built Different)


Abeer-Bc sabko maardiya..

Main-Haan bhai.. Or koi touch nahi kar paaya... Aas pass bhi nahi tha koi uske..

Abeer-This is scary boss.. Ab... Abab.. Ab story??

Main-I don't know kaise explain karenge ye sab.. But simple c baat hai ye hataaenge ki hua kya, bombs they.. Or main Yahaan aaya And then unhone faayda uthaana caaha but I am trained and woh log ganwaar they and blah blah maine maardiya unhe ye hath Mein lagi, ek goli or mardey jyaada kare toh..

Abeer-Fuck no bc goli thodi maarunga..

Main--Chaaku better rahega..

Ye bol maine Chaaku uthaya or apne hath Mein Kuch cuts diye..

Main-Holy fuck that hurts..

And then stomach par cuts...

Abeer-Bus be..

Main-Deep nahi haibe dikhne Mein dangerous lagenge bus..

Abeer - Fuck bc.. Chal ab hospital.. Holy shit.. This is crazy.. Waise third bomb abhi milla he hai so we are safe and sound Anjali wagaairaah Yahaan aa he rahe hain woh scene sambhaalenge..tu chal..

Main-Cool..

Main Abeer k sath bahaar Gaadi Mein aaya bc kaafi cuts maarliye they ab hospital jaruri tha.. Sablog story Maan he lenge kyunki obviously ye sab main bhi kar shakta tha I know itana saaf or itana jaldi nahi but kar shakta tha.. Thoda injured hoke.. Jo main hogaya tha khud se... Yaani ab maanana he padega.. Great.. Main still ye sab soch raha tha.. Woh puri fight flashback maafik ghum rahi thi mere Saamne.. Bhenchod..

At The End of the Day he is "THE MERCHANT OF DEATH"..

Main hospital pohancha shirt Wirt faad Lee thi maine kyunki news leak kardi thi humne or media millne wala tha wahaan.. Or yahi hua ikka dukka log wahaan aane lage they media k or mera sareer mast khoon se bhar gaya tha.. Abeer ne Gaadi seedha gate k Saamne he lagaai.. Main uttara toh bhenchod sabke camera ek sath click hue...wahaan media k alaawa bahaar koi nahi tha itani raat ko hoga bhi kon.. Ruhi already aachuki thi Abeer ne call kardiya tha.. Media crazy rehne waala tha or Main bhagwaan bananey waala tha ek baar fir. Banana he tha aakhirkaar bomb blast roukein hain bc halwa thodi hai.. Main andar aaya doctors ne assist kiya mujhe meri maal doctor nahi pohanchi thi aaj jo humessa mereko dekhti hai..kya naam tha usaka.. Haan..Reena.. Lekin thdi derr Baad woh bhi aagayi.. Family waale pohanchey jyaada kuch tha nahi main bus formalities k liye aaya tha andar.. Blood wagaairaah saaf kiya ussne stitches ki jarurat nahi thi mujhe but patti karni paddi.. Hath par bhi.. Maine bahana banaya ki mera pair or hath Mein Bhi Dard Hai maybe dislocated hain.. Toh unhone tests karne kaa bola toh or time lagega Yahaan jo caahiye tha mujhe....Serious dikhna tha bc.. Mujhe akele ko unhone subah 7 baje takk rakha.. Bus babhi thi mere pass or unhone koi sawaal kiya nahi that's why I love her.. Unhe bus matlab hai humlog theek they..Subah hotey he mera phone bajna suru hua Anaa kaa aaya ussne news dekhi hogi uthtey he yaa uski behen ne.. Anaa se babhi ne he Baat ki.. Bahaar ki situation Abeer ne sambhaal Lee Kahaani wagaairaah sunaa di Anjali and bhai ne media Mein suna di maine andar tv Mein dekha.. Mahool he badal gaya tha.. Subah 8 baje mujhse milne ki permission milli sabko or sab tutt paddey ek sath andar..

Ravi-Arrey jukh k andar Jaao mera bhai bhagwaan hai..

Sam-True..

Rohit-Bolo AP ki jai..

Mangal - Bhai.. Kaise?? Bhai tera 5% he sikha dey please..

Deva-Chotey dimag waalon k samjh se bahaar hota hai ye tu durr hatt..

Anjali-Sahi kaha bhaiya.. Haha..

Main-Jiya, Bhai and Anjali I must say mere bina interview bahot bhayaanak detey ho tumlog.. Gajab..

Jiya-Sab aapki den hai boss..

Ab uss din ki nouk jhonk k Baad bhai ko bhi ab Shakk nahi hua tha mujhpar jo achi baat thi.. Family khuss thi media khuss tha log khuss they bus ek cheej Baaki thi or woh thi CBI.. Woh khuss honge bhi nahi 100 % ye case lenge he woh log. Main subah 10 baje wahaan se nikala media still tha bahaar unko ek sad face k sath wave di maine.. And seedha Gaadi k andar.. Bawal horaha tha chaaron taraf.. Or main credit leke khuss tha.. Ghar aaye toh mujhe aarahi thi nind mujhe kya sabko he aarahi thi isliye sab turant apne apne rooms Mein Ho liye.. Main room Mein aaya bed par leta.. Or sochne laga raat ko kya kya hua sab.. That was crazy.. It really was..

Yahi sochte sochtey main so gaya.. Meri aankh khulli mere room k knock sound se.. Maine time dekha toh shyaam k 6 baje they nind badhiya puri hogayi thi.. Waah.. Main utha door khola Shirt nahi pehni thi maine as patti wagaairaah bandhi thi.. Door khulla toh mere Saamne babhi or unke piche Anaa khaddi thi..or by god Anaa kya cute lag rahi thi.. Nind Mein Bhi bc..

Main-Hi..

Babhi-Nind puri hui teri??

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi-Ab pain wagaairaah nahi hai??

Main-Arrey nahi.. I am fine aao aao andar aao..

Babhi-Tumlog baitho main coffee kaa bolti hun..

Main-Ok come in Anaa..

Ye bol main mudda or andar ki taraf chala Anaa mere piche aai..

Babhi-AP??

Main-Haan..

Babhi-Teri pith par tatto hai??

Main-Oh.. Haan kind of.. US Mein banwaaya tha..

Babhi-What the hell.. Maine aaj Pehli baar dekha..

Main-Lol.. Chota saa hai toh easily miss kar shaktey ho..

Babhi-Wait a second.. Seriously? Tu toh tattoos passand nahi karta tha..

Main-Bus ek din mood bana toh banwaaliya..

Babhi-likha kya hai.. Itana chota sa.. T... O... R... V ye kya hai V yaa U??

Main-No idea.. Maine bola tha bhai bana dey cool saa ussne bana diya..

Babhi-Aage kya hai..

Main-Baadmein dekhlena..

Babhi-I am still in shock.. But well great..

Babhi niche gayi Anaa andar aai..

Anaa-Tattoo kaa toh mujhe bhi nahi pata tha..

Main-Main jikar nahi karta itana bhi passand nahi hai mujhe bus one time thing..

Anaa-Baitho khaddey kyun ho tum Dard hoga..

Main-Naa I am fine itana kuch nahi hua hai..

Anaa-Are you sure?? Patti toh kaafi bandhi hain..

Main-Yeah.. Ye bus precautions..

Anaa-Well great job then..

Anaa ne mera haal chaal pucha kya hua kaise hua bc asli baat ghar waalon ko he naa bataai isko kaise bata paata.. Uske sath baatein ki tabtak Sam aagaya wahaan.. Thodi derr or baatein chali then coffee le aae Kaka.. Babhi bhi baith gayi.. Kaafi derr takk wahaan baithtey they humlog uske Baad Anaa chali gayi.. Dinner bhi aaj jaldi ready hua tha as sabne pure din se kuch nahi khaaya tha.. Uske baad nind aane waali thi nahi toh Main sam or Ravi movie dekhne lage late night takk movies he dekhi and then nind bhi aagayi.. Subah main utha aaj CBI k Saamne pesh hona tha waise toh Unhone mana kardiya tha ki injured hai toh Matt aa lekin main Jaan bujh kar Jane waala tha Taaki logon ki sympathy mille ki aisi haalat Mein Bhi apun darr nahi raha hai.. Or waise bc mujhe hua bhi kya tha.. Main utha ready hua or niche aaya breakfast k liye Sam or Ravi aaj college jaayenge babhi k orders they.. Woh log breakfast kar rahe they maine bhi breakfast kiya and then Baahar aaya Rishi ki audi leke nikala akela he aaj fir headquarters par bheed kaafi thi media ki as unhe pata hai main aane waala hun aaj or maine ye Sunny waale kand k Uppar koi Bayaaan nahi diya tha toh aaj unhe Bayaan caahiye he caahiye tha mujhse bhenchod Gaadi ko aise gherr liya maano Todd denge bc.. Maine socha de he deta hun kya Jaata Hai.. Juth he toh bolni hai.. Woh toh Bachpan se bolta aaya hun.. Inse picha toh chuttega..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh woh sablog mere Saamne aake khaddey hogaye Mike thobdey k Saamne laake..

Main-Ji sir boliye..

Reporter1-Sir Sunny Kahaan hai kya hua usse??

Main-No idea to be honest helicopter Mein gayab hogaya woh or i guess ab kabhi dikhega bhi nahi kyunki uska Saara support khatam kardiya hai humne..

Reporter 1-Sir aapko pata tha ki wahaan itana khatra hai fir bhi aap khud gaye unke pass?? Kya aapko darr nahi lagta??

Main-Mere bhai darr lagata toh aaj Tumhaare Saamne nahi hota.. Or main nahi Jaata toh hajaaron logon ki Jaan ko khatra tha toh maine risk liya..

Reporter 2-Sir kya hua wahaan??

Main--Ab bhai kahani toh sunaane baithunga nahi simple si baat hai usse jo caahiye tha maine diya lekin uske Baad bhi ussne try kiya mujhe hurt karne kaa then i had to fight back..

Repo3-But sir aap akele they or woh itane Saare?

Main-Let's just say I am better then them..

Reporter 3-Itana better ki aapne akele 20+ logon ko harra diya??

Main-Yeah.. What can I say I am built different..

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Update-118(Sudha Chaudhary)


Reporter 4-So sir ab aage kya hoga?? Uday bhi nahi hai Anil bhi nahi hai or most probably Sunny bhi nahi hai.

Main-Now Namit bhai sahaab kaa wait hai dekhte hain kya woh bhi unke right hand bandey ki tarah kaayar hain jo masoom logon ko apni shield banaate hain yaa fir woh seedha mere Saamne aatey hain..

Repor-Namit Bhatt.. Ye ek bahot bada naam hai sir..

Main-Main kahaniyaan nahi padhta bhai bada chota sab barabar hai mere liye..

Repo-Sir Mera question still same hai aapne akele itane logon ko kaise haraaya?? Because this is impossible.. 1 vs 25 no way woh bhi guns k sath..

Main-Told you I am built different..

Report-Kitana different sir?? This doesn't even make sense..

Main-Your question doesn't make sense. Now please Jaane do.. Thanks..

Ye bol main wahaan se nikala Uppar aaya seedha room Mein gaya toh wahaan tv par meri news chal rahi thi or CBI waale sab news he dekh rahe they..

Main-Hii..

Kirti-Well hello there..

Main-Morning..

Kirti- Morning please sit down..just finishing up the News..

Main baitha wahaan news Mein mera abhi waala interview he chal raha tha..

Report-So Simple baat ye hai ki AP ne iska jawaab abhi bhi nahi diya ki ye sab hua kaise?? Dekhiye ye koi film toh hai nahi aise real life Mein Nahi Hota Akela aadmi aise nahi kar shakta.. Toh sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kya AP koi aam inshaan nahi hai kya uske pass koi super powers hain??

Main-What the fuckkkkk...

Reporter-Ji haan pata hai mujhe sunke ajeeb laga hoga kyunki super powers jaisi koi cheej nahi hoti toh fir sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kaise?? Kaise AP baar baar ye sab karleta hai itana easily..

Kirti ne tv off kiya..

Kirti-Well.. Tell me AP konsi superpower hai Tumhaare pass??

Main-I am smart..

Kirti- Well technically speaking ye bhi ek super power he hai.. Agar Tumhaara brain normal se jyaada chalta hai toh.

Main--Bahot jyaada..

Kirti-Well I don't know tumne kaise kiya but that is crazy stuff..

Main-I am Buil..

Kirti-Built different i know dekha news Mein maine.. Still that is crazy..

Main-I know.. So woh case kab uthaa rahe ho??

Kirti-Matlab??

Main-Aise Matt karo yaar I know woh case toh uthaaoge he tumlog itana bada mouka diya hai maine tumhe usse thodi hath se Jaane doge hell no...

Kirti-Just waiting for postmortem reports of all the victims and all.. Then we will be there..

Main-Nice.. Nice.. Nice.. Nice..

So aaj kaa case tha Red John k bhai waala. Jo Shimla based tha ab woh simple saa case tha I know maara usse maine bahot jyaada violently tha but akela woh tha akela main.. Story uski already taiyaar thi bus woh psychiatrist k chutiya sawaal they Usko aise kyun maara waise kyun maara? Kaisa feel hua maarke? Regret kartey ho woh decision.? Lund mera regret Karega bc.. Usko Jawaab deke main 2 ghanto Mein Aaj cbi se free hogaya tha.. Thankfully...Yelog ne Iss case Mein jyaada interest nahi liya jiska reason tha inhe ek bahot bada case dediya tha maine like bahot bada or usme inke pass saikdon mouke they. Isliye yelog ussi Mein lage they uske base par he meri gand Maar shaktey they yelog.. Aaj free hua toh maine socha Yahaan se Seedha college he chala jaata hun.. Maine Sam ko call kiya toh ussne uthaya nahi class Mein hoga or class bus over hone waali he hogi.. Main niche parking Mein aake gadi Mein baitha he tha ki Sam ka call aagaya..

Main-Kahan hai??

Sam-Canteen.. Class Mein tha..

Main-Aaraha hun main..

Sam-aaja..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se Seedha college ki side nikala.. College seedha parking Mein gaya Gaadi park ki toh maine dekha parking Mein banners wagaairaah lage they kaafi.. President elections aarahe they.. 3 banners they 1 Abhi kaa 2nd Shubham kaa or 1 banda tha Digvijay karke jo Bsc kaa tha.. Interesting.. Main wahan se canteen ki side aaya toh cehal pehal badh gayi thi elections k time sab log college Mein aatey hain jo bakchod maheeno se naa aaya ho woh bhi aata hai maje lene.. Classes kam he lagti hain bus bakchodi he chalti hai.. Mujhe still yaad hai jab Rohit president K election mein utha tha tab Main Sam or Ravi school Mein they or bakchodi karne college pohanch jaatey they.. Lekin ab Iss bakchodi se durr he rehna theek tha.. Main canteen Mein aaya toh canteen kaa chehra he badal rakha tha chairs wagaairaah alag jagah thi.. Ab chairs ko groups Mein daal rakha tha ek group Mein 15-20 chairs thi election fever tha ye bhi Yahaan election ki strategies discuss hoti hain.. Or abhi bhi horahi thi.. Abhi Ki gang Shubham ki gang dono he wahaan alag alag groups Mein baithtey they main aaram se nikal k seedha guffa Mein ghuss gaya kissi ne nahi dekha.. Warna bakchodi kartey.. Andar Rohit Ravi or Sam they..

Sam-Aaj jaldi he free hogaya??

Main-Yep.. Sutta pila bhai..

Sam-Yele..

Main-Kahaan se lee thi??

Sam-Yahin Laxman k pass se..

Main-Naya stock hai yaa purana??

Sam-Purana haibe... Kaafi bachi hain. Aatey toh hain nahi college..

Main - True..

Maine sutta jalaya he tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Haan darling..

Anjali - Boss cbi waale paper work maang rahe hain Sunny k case kaa. Main kuch din taal shakti hun..

Main-Arrey jarurat nahi hai taalne ki dede.. Apne Hath Mein jyaada kuch hai nahi caahe pura paper work ho, bakchodi toh fir bhi kar he shaktey hain woh..

Anjali-Dedun??

Main-Haan...Abhi jaldi degi toh jaldi kam khatam hoga..

Anjali ne aage kuch bola jo mujhe suna nahi kyunki bahaar canteen Mein Jo shorr horaha tha woh Ekdum se double triple hogaya bhenchod bahot loud..chappar chappar..

Anjali-Kahaan ghusse ho boss??

Main-College.. Tu rukk toh aise toh kaan faad denge ye..

Call disconnected..

Rohit-Iski Maa kaa ghonsla..

Main-Ye maadarchod Shubham or Abhi gandu he hain kya..

Rohit - 2 nahi hainbe 3 hain..

Main-Lund.. 3sra toh befaltu he hoga important toh Shubham or Abhi he hain..

Rohit-Lund mera hai Digvijay in dono ko ektarfa harra raha hai like akela..

Main-Really??

Rohit-Or nahi toh kya be.. Single handedly jeetega woh bcom or Bsc Mcom And msc kaa full support hai uske pass or idhar Btech Mtech BA MA waale Shubham or Abhi k bich Mein devided hai..

Main-Oh devide and rule khel gaye yelog smart..

Rohit-Haan. Last time bhi jeet Jaata Digvijay but last time ye dono ek hogaye they toh haar gaya woh.. Lekin Abhi ne aisi gand maari Shubham ki pucho Matt..

Main-Haan woh pata hai..

Sam-What the fuckkkkk.. Chupp karwao be.. Maadarchod..

Rohit guffa se bahaar nikala sachi Mein bahaar 3no parites waale they or woh log aapas Mein he behans kar rahe they jisase itana sound horaha tha..

Rohit- (Chilake) Abe chuppp..

Rohi itana jorr se chilaaya ki sablog ek dum se chupp hogaye or piche muddke usse he dekhne lage.. Humlog andar se he dekh rahe they because cigarette chaalu thi meri..

Rohit-Abe Pagal khane Mein aae ho kya aise jaanwaron ki tarah chillae Jaa rahe ho.. Idhar aarahe ho toh khaao peeyo or bahaar seedha Yahaan rajneeti nahi caahiye.. Saamne housing building hai ussme rent par rooms lo or apna party kaaryaalya wahaan banaa ya lawn Mein yaa ground Mein. Yahaan Baaki log bhi aatey hain..

"Kya Rohit bhai aapka chela Haar raha hai toh aise karoge kya ab??

Sam-Iski Maa ki chut ye kon bola..

Rohit-Kya bola be..

" Sahi toh bol raha Hai ye Rohit bhai aapka chela haarne laga toh jall gayi.. "

" Haan Last time toh kuch nahi bole Saari meetings yahin hoti thi..

Rohit-Last time main college Mein aata he maheene Mein 2 baar tha..

" Bus toh fir ab bhi aana bandh kardo kyunki main jeetunga he or uske baad fir Tumhaara chelon kaa aana Jaana bandh he hai toh tum aake kya karoge.."

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi technically speaking Rohit k chele hum bhi they Kyunki hum teeno he uske under Yahaan aane lage they....Main hansta hua bahaar aaya.. Or meri image Aajkal aisi chal rahi hai ki mujhe bahaar aata dekh sablog turant apni apni jagah baith gaye kyunki unhe maalum nahi tha Main college aaya hun.. Ye jo 3 bandey bole they unmein se 1 Digvijay tha or Baaki 2 uske chele Shubham or Abhi Rohit k Saamne boltey nahi..main seedha unhi k group Mein gaya or unhi ki chair par baith gaya..

Main-Technically speaking Rohit kaa chela main bhi hun..

Sam-Same..

Ravi-Idhar bhi..

Main-Toh mera Aana bandh karwaake dikha..

Digvi-W. W. Woh.. Woh.. Jeet jaaunga..

Main-Jeet gaya.. Lagaale... Tu bandh karwaa.. Baaki 2 kon they ek toh tu tha.. Chashme wale dusara tu tha.. Ek thappad Mein mutt dega like literally mutt dega tu.. Chaman chutiye jab tu nikar pehan k school Mein jaaya karta tha naa tab Rohit Yahaan ka president tha samjh raha hai??

Rohit-True fact hai..

Digvi-Rohit bhai inhe bataaya nahi aapne..

Main-Kya??

Rohit-Yahi ki iske sirr k Uppar Kiska hath hai..

Digvi-Haan..

Rohit-Well tujhe bataa dun ye AP hai isse farak nahi padta he doesn't give a fuck..

Main-Hai kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary.. Union minister.. Yaad hai??

Ye sun main hanste hue khadda hua wahaan se.. This is getting interesting very interesting...

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Update-119(Face Me)


Ab Mujhe hansta dekh woh ladka confuse hogaya..

Main-Sudha Chaudhary..???

Digvi-Haan Mousi hain meri..

Main-Gajab Gajab. Ab sun Yahaan aao khaao peeyo and get the fuck out of here.. I don't give a single fuck tere piche kon hai kon nahi.. I really don't.. Union minister Yahaan hain mere.. Juttey par.. Itani he power haina toh teri mousi ko bol face "AP" .. Samjh raha hai.. Now get the fuck out of here..

Digvi-Ok.. Ok.. Dekhte hain Election pass Mein he hain.. Lets go guys..

Ye suntey he woh pura jhund utha wahaan se or bahaar nikal gaye..Sudha Chaudhary ki gand maarni thi mujhe Iss CBI kand Mein uska hath tha he tha hath nahi toh ungali toh thi he..

Sutta or coffee hogayi thi class already over thi toh humlog wahaan se Seedha haweli aae.. Shyaam ko Anjali ne bataaya ki ussne files de di hain uss case ki CBI ko Ab Kirti or uski team uss case par lag gayi thi or unhe time caahiye tha unko isme easily kuch na kuch mill he jaaega kyunki mujhe bhi dhangse yaad nahi hai ki wahaan hua kya tha.. Next day subah utha main aaj CBI waalon k pass nahi Jaana tha isliye main college Jaane k liye he ready hua.. Niche aaya Sam or Ravi already ready they.. Breakfast kiya Humne or nikale raaste Mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and seedha college pohanchey toh bhenchod aaj college gate par 10-12 vip gaadiyaan khaddi thi or parking ka gate takk block kar rakha tha bc.. Parking k bahaar Gaadi rouki Humne or uttare toh gaadiyon k pass kuch guards or drivers khaddey they..

Sam-Bhai.. Oye.. Bhai.. Oye driver sun..oye gandu sun..

Driver-k hai?? ..

Sam-Ye aage waali 3 gaadiyaan hataa toh..

Driver - Haan 10 minute Mein hat jaaengi..

Sam-Abhi hata bhai Gaadi Park karni hai tera wait nahi karunga main.. Or Yahaan Gaadi khaddi karne ki permission kissne di tumhe..

Driver-Humein jarurat nahi padti..

Sam-Theek fir Gaadi hata..

Driver-Nahi hategi..

Main - Gand or akad dono tod dunga Gaadi hata maadarchod..

Uss bandey ne mujhe dekha 3 seconds takk ghurra then apne side Mein khaddey drivers se kuch kaha or turant Gaadi Mein baith aage se gaadiyaan hataai..

Sam-Bhenchod main seedha - 2bol raha tha tab he naa hata letey..

Main-Maadarchod log maadarchod bhaaasa he samjhtey hain..

Driver -Hata toh rahe hain.. Bakwas matt karo ab..

Main - Gand par itani laat maardunga maadarchod Gaadi Mein baithega toh bhi gand dukhegi.. Maadarchod ab toh hataao nahi bahaar he leke Jaao.. Bahaar nikaal maadarchod.. Vip mera Lund bhosdk..

Drivee-Principal ne permission di hai..

Main-Achaa?? Arrey Ranbir kaka ye kya bol raha hai..

Maine College guard se pucha..

Ranbir-Haan beta sir ne bola hai..

Main-Hain Kahaan sir??

Ranbir-Woh election nomination haina wahin hain.. Dheeraj Chaudhary k log hain ye.

Main-Ye kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary kaa ladka be.. Bhull gaya..

Main - Woh Yahaan kya gand marwaa raha hai..

Rohit-Woh Digvijay k support Mein aaya hoga..

Main-Iski Maa kaa Lund.. Gaadi Mein baitho be..
Humlog waapis Gaadi Mein baithtey.

Main - Ye game khel rahe haibe chutiyo..

Rohit-Kya??

Main-Sudha Haryana Mein apna pair jamaane yahan aai thi waapis, Jiski suruwaat ye Iss college election se kar rahi thi.. Warna ye uska beta gandu khud nahi aata Yahaan..

Rohit-Haan bhenchod..

Main-Or mereko sudha ki Maa chodni hai.. Usko Yahaan pair nahi jamaane dena gand marwaa shakti hai woh meri.. CBI se..

Ravi-Dafukk..

Main-Haan..College elections ki he hawa hai Aajkal..

Rohit-Abe aage Gaadi Kahaan le Jaa raha hai..

Main-Nominations wing Mein he maadarchod permission usse akele ko thodi mili hai Maadarchod gand naa maardunga..

Maine lawn Mein se audi pel di toh Saamne nomination wing k stage k Uppar Mike wagaairaah lage they or Saamne bahot Saare students and teachers wagaairaah khaddey they..

Main-Ye kya haibe??

Rohit-Presidency Debate.. Nomination se Pehle.. Sab president candidates sawaal jawaab kartey hain ek dusare se..

Main-Waah bhenchod sasta America bana diya Yahaan..

Rohit-Woh dekh Dheeraj baitha hai Digvijay k side..safed kurta.. Abe Gaadi roukk taklu principal bhi hai wahaan..

Main - Maa naa chodi principal ki.. Ye fir naa dega permission..

Maine Gaadi seedhi bheed k bichmein jagah banaake roukki.. Full Ekdum skid maartey hue.. Students ki gand fatt gayi.. Or woh debate rukk gayi wahin..

Humlog uttare Gaadi se toh sab ghurrein Humein.. Or as expected woh principal agle he second stage se niche uttar k humari taraf aaya..

Princ-What the hell is going on AP??

Main-Kya?? Debate dekhne aaya hun..

Prin-Aise??

Main-Kya aise sir??

Prin -Gaadi ko udaatey hue..

Main-Main aise he drive karta hun..

Prin-Lekin Yahaan leke kyun aae ho??

Main-Kyun??

Prin -Allowed nahi hai pata hai tumhe..

Main-Toh woh 15 gaadiyaan khaddi unka kya??

Prin-Woh guests hain AP..

Main-Guest nahi hain woh khud ke kaam se aae hain woh aapse millne nahi aae hain..isko Vip treatment boltey hain or mujhse bada vip Yahaan toh koi hai nahi..

Prin - AP..

Main--Excuse me mereko thoda kaam hai..

Main aage aaya woh dheeraj or uske sathi ghurrein mujhe.. Maine Stage par se Abhi or Shubham ko ishaare se bulaaya niche woh log uttare niche or main unko stage se ek side leke aaya.. Unke sath unke Khaas friends bhi aae.. Anaa Bhi aai..

Main-Listen to me Guys.. I know main Tumhaare sath ache se behave karta hun tumhari help bhi bahot ki hai but let me tell you guys something agar ye ladka election jeet gaya naa toh fir main ache se president banaadunga tumhe.. Ye election nahi jeetana caahiye... Or main serious hun.. I don't give a fuck kya karoge tum I really don't..

Shubham-Bhai abki baar inke sath nahi millne waala main.. Naa naa..

Main-Fir toh haar jaaega or fir tujhe harr jagah se fodunga main..

Shu-Bhai pichle saal dekha tha naa aapne kya hua tha ek post naa milli Humein..

Main- Abki baar simple baat ye hai 6 months president tu rahega or 6 months Abhi.. Khuss??

Abhi-I agree..

Shuba-Lekin bhai aisa rule toh nahi hai.. Aisa kar nahi shaktey.

Main-Kon banata hai election term rules..

Rohit-Advisor.. I mean Rajendra uncle..

Main-Rule main banwaadunga Infact abhi banwaadunga..

Maine Rajendra uncle ko call kiya...

Rajen-Ji sir..

Main - Uncle Ek kaam hai aapse.. Or mana kar nahi shaktey..

Raj-Hukum sarkar..

Main-College Presidency term Mein naya rule add karo Saal mein 1 joint party 2 president daal shakti hai..

Raj-Hain?? Aisa kyun??

Main--Maine kaha isliye..

Raj-Kya AP kon 40 saal puraane rules badalne baithega ab..

Main-Aap baithoge..Woh bhi abhi issi second.. Like likh do abhi..

Raj-Ok tu bol raha hai toh karna padega ab.

Main-Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Main-Done..

Shuba-i am in bhai..

Abhi-Same akele haarne se bahot acha hai..

Ab woh dheeraj mike par aaya or students ko bhaashan dene laga uss Digvijay k kandhe par hath rakh k. Jahaan se meri ye theory confirm hogayi ki Sudha ne Iss college election k piche gand takk kaa dum laga diya hai..

Main-Apne gang ko bhi bolo koi Bakwaas Baaji nahi caahiye aapas Mein Koi ladaai jhagda nahi...Paisa tumlog k pass unse jyaada hai bandey bhi barabar he hain impression bhi theek hai tumhara.. Bus ladaai jhagda hai ek uske liye call Rohit.. Rohit listen to me yelog election nahi haarne caahiye. I don't give a fuck tum 3no khud parchar karo beshak..

Sam-Kar lenge boss..

Main-Shubham ki party i mean jo Rohit ki party hai usse Rohit lead karega president unka Shubham he hoga..

Shubham-I agree bhai.. Rohit bhai lead karenge toh akela he jeet jaaunga main..

Main-I know.. But akela jeetana nahi hai.

Mouni-Waise AP tum itana interest kyun lerahe ho?? Tumhe toh farak nahi padta kon jeetey kon haare...

Main-Let's just say it's personal..

Dheeraj - Ab dekhlo ye presidents honge tumhare chalti debate se Bhaag rahe hain. Bolo..

Main-Isase darr rahe ho kya tum??

Shubham-Badi party haina bhai..

Main-Merese badi thodi hai..

Shub-Aap toh bhagwaan ho bhai..

Main-Toh isko bhi dekhletey hain.. Rohit rajneeti aati hai yaa bhull gaya??

Rohit-Iss jhantu se jyaada toh abhi bhi aati hai..

Main-Aaja toh fir.. Tu isko dekh main inke Vip kaa jugaad karta hun..

Shubham-Aap ho naa bhai..

Main-Main politics waala nahi hun.. Dont worry Dheeraj Yahaan shakti pardarshan karne aaya haina main dikhaata hun shakti isko.. Tumlog chalo stage par..

Main-Rohit announcment maardey.. Jaao iske sath tum dono.

Main ek side aaya or Mangal ko call kiya jo bhai ne uthaya..

Deva-Haan AP..

Main-Kidhar ho bhai??

Deva-Bus Chandigarh k liye nikal he raha hun party office se.. Wahaan rally hai apni toh pura kaafila nikala hai.. Kaam tha kuch??

Main-Oh hell yeah listen jaatey time ek kaam karoge??

Deva-Bol..

Main-Mangal ko college bhejna Saamne D block Mein or wahaan stage par chaddke Rohit k kandhe par hath rakh dega woh....

Deva-Rohit ko kyun election ladwaa raha hai..

Main-Naa woh bus lead kar raha hai.. Suno.

Maine unko Dheeraj or Sudha kaa plan bataaya..

Deva-Achaa..achaa..Sahi hai.. Le sun ek second mangal ko bolde mera dusara call aaraha hai..

Bhai ne phone mangal ko diya..

Mangal-Haan Sunliya sab maine bol kya karna hai..

Main-Toh ye chutiya Yahaan power show off kar raha hai.. 10 gaadiyaan leke..

Mangal-Humaare sath atleast 100 hongi abhi sabko le aaun tu kahe toh.. Pura kaafila rukwaadun wahaan..

Main-Bus mouj kardega..

Mangal-Ok 5 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Main-Main dikhaata hun power beta..

Sam-Lol aaj he jitwaadega election..

Main-Yep.. Sudha ko bhi toh message bhejdun "Face Me Bitch"...

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