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Thriller Sex - Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death


Update-409(New Plan)


Ab jungle se nikalke humlog next safe house k liye nikale.

Randy - ROW will be pissed bro...

Chang-100%.

Kevin - Abki baar location denge toh wohlog 1000% puri planning k sath aaenge..

Main-Abki baar location denge he nahi humlog..

Randy - Toh??

Main-Batata hun pohanchke..

20-25 minute ki driving k baad humlog ek kind of middle class area mein pohanchey jahaan kuch makaan bane hue they already lekin mostly closed he they ab Jake gaadi ko un gharon ki back side legaya jahaan ek bada sa khaali playground tha jo abandoned tha jiss wajah se wahaan puri badi - 2 ghaas or jhaadiyaan ugg chuki thi, ab wahaan back side ek ghar kaa backdoor tha jisme humein jaana tha iss taraf humein dekhne waala koi nahi tha issliye humlog aaram se uttare Jake ne lock khola or humlog andar enter hue.. Ye ek single floor kaa chota saa ghar tha 2bhk Ek hall bol shaktey they isko lekin humaare liye kaafi tha..

Jake-Main lunch le aata hun boss..

Randy - Yeah finally bhenchod jaldi karna .

Jake wahaan se chala gaya main bathroom mein aaya mask uttara bhenchod ab jaake sans aaya holy shit. Maine munh dhoya and waapis mask laga liya bc mask nahi hataana hai..

Ab 20 minute baad Jake aagaya khaana leke bahot bhayanak bhook lagi thi toh sabne lunch kiya 12 baj gaye they dopehar k or ab time tha iss plan k last phase ko execute karne kaa..

Randy - Ab bol kya karna hai? Location nahi denge unhe toh pata kaise chalega bc dhundtey-2 maheeno laga denge wohlog..

Main-Chill chill abki baar humlog location denge nahi location lenge..

Chang-Matlab..

Main-Matlab obviously agar hum humaari location leak karenge toh abki baar woh itana easily nahi fansenge bhayanak taiyaari k sath aaenge wohlog uppar se fir ye police waala chakkar reh jaata hai woh alag issliye abki baar humlog unko bulaaenge nahi ulta unke pass jaaenge humlog or wahaan jaake thokdenge moka hoga humaare pass kyunki wohlog lund expect nahi kar rahe honge ki koi attack karega unke uppar or soch kya image rahegi unki jab logon ko pata chalega ki ROW waalo ko koi ghar mein ghusske maar gaya imagine that..

Randy - Sounds cool but hoga kaise ye sab?

Main-Abe ye toh sabse easy part hai ab Jake pata lagaaega ROW waalo kaa adda kahaan hai jo obviously easy rahega kyunki wohlog chippke thodi aae hain khullam khulla aae hain uppar se jaldbaaji mein aae hain wohlog jisase unhone khudko disguise karne ki koshish bhi nahi ki hogi so Jake easily pata laga lega unka and bam then humlog wahaan jaaenge unko thokdenge and waapis.. Game over.. Uske baad ki strategy uske baad dekhenge.

Randy - Lekin inke sath Mika or uske personal bande hue toh??

Main-Nahi hoga be, woh Mau k sath hoga uski gand mein ghussne ko hoga woh.. Field mein tab he aaega woh jab usko confirm information milegi ki haan ladki yahaan hai warna woh nahi aaega open mein..

Randy - Well ok then Jake kaam par lag jaa..

Jake - Lag gaya boss..

Jake wahaan se chala gaya ab wahaan bache hum 4on..

Randy - Ye bhosdka Mau kar kya raha hai usko sab saaf-2 dikh raha hai ki ROW waale lund uski beti ko nahi bacha rahe ulta khud maadarchod marr jaa rahe hain firr bhi bhenchod humse help nahi maang raha..

Main-Abe woh still confusion mein hai ki humaare pass aaega toh kya munh leke aaega ab..

Randy - Ye bhi hai saala dhobi kaa kutta banwa liya khudko maadarchod ne..

Main-Exactly.. So ab woh soch raha hai ki kya ROW waale ye kar shaktey hain yaa fir mujhe LEAGUE k pass waapis jaana caahiye ab itana sab hua hai ussne ek hissab se league ko dhoka diya hai..

Randy - Ek hissab se kya be dhoka he diya hai..

Main-Wahi toh fir kiss munh se humaare pass aaega ki "Norman sir please Meri beti ko Bachalo main ROW k pass gaya tha toh woh toh lagaatar fail hue jaa rahe hain issiliye fir main aapke pass aaya hun please help me."

Randy - Lol..

Main - Lekin koi naa bhenchod kabtak baitha rahega.. Gand fatti paddi hai maadarchod ki toh bahot jald master kaa darwaaja khatkhataaega..

Randy - Then fir aage kaa kya plan hai tera??

Main-Faadu plan hai tu bus wait kar..

Ab humein karna tha wait or koi option tha nahi waise bhi bc lagaatar action k baad thakk gaye they humlog issliye maine thodi nind leli kareeb 1. 5 ghantey baad Chang ne mujhe jagaya...

Chang - Jake aagaya hai boss or bahot kaam ki khabar laaya hai..

Main - Perfect, aata hun main..

Ye bolke main utha hath munh dhoye and bahaar aaya..

Jake -Good news hai boss. Dhund liya maine ROW k pehle group ko..

Main-Perfect kya news hai..

Jake - Wohlog city k "Hai Ba trung" district k ek crime hub area mein reh rahe hain 8-10 log hain and 1 yaa 2 local guides hain yahaan k unke sath. Yelog backup team thi jo aai thi yahaan ab obviously unhe laga tha backup team ki kya he jarurat padegi simple kidnapping he toh hai toh inse pehle waali dono teams sambhaal lengi, ye sochke yelog prepare nahi hue they or ab weapons and equipments wagairaah ikatha kar rahe hain..

Main-Arrey waah sounds like a golden opportunity to me...

Randy - Hell yeah..

Main-Acha cctv wagairaah??

Jake-Hahaha cctv?? Boss yahaan k Posh areas mein aapko cctv dekhne ko nahi millenge toh ye toh ek hissab se crime society hai yahaan cctv wagairaah kuch nahi millega aapko..

Main - Well then humlog abhi attack karenge koi moka nahi millega unko..

Randy - Cool boss..

Main-So Chang tu yahaan rukkega ye lawdi k pass hum 3 jaaenge unko thok k waapis yahaan aajaaenge.. Bus ye he plan hai and that's all we need..

Randy - Hell yeah.

Continued..
 

Update-410(It's Happening??)

Humaare pass unka address aachuka tha wohlog 8-10 log they and according to Jake unke pass fully weapons takk nahi they abhi tak issiliye main unhe time nahi dena caahraha tha seedha jaake thokdene waale they humlog unko issliye Main Randy and Kevin teeno ready hue Chang ye Mau ki beti k pass rukkne waala tha. 3 m4's with 1 extra magazines each main uthaake laaya tha uske alawa pistols bhi thi humaare pass so humne m4 or ek ek pistol lee sathmein jo enough hogi.. Ready hoke humlog turant he Jake k sath gaadi mein aaye. 20 minutes ki driving par woh location thi jahaan ROW waale baithe they. Humlog wahaan pohanchey toh jaisa Jake ne bola tha ye sachmein criminal area he tha kuch ghar, pubs, bars, open shops ye sab he tha wahaan, bheed bhi bahot jyaada thi thankfully humein ye waala part cross karke thoda aage jaana tha jahaan bheed yahaan k mukaable kaafi kam thi wahaan i guess thode high level waale criminal ka adda hoga kyunki yahaan ghar wagairaah thode dhangke they and logon k kapde bhi theek thaak he they..

Jake - Woh saamne waala ghar hai boss darwaaja ek laat mein tutt jaaega single floor hai or 3 rooms hain front side mein he hall and kitchen ek sath hain..

Main-Let's go then obviously enter karne kaa ek he raasta hai so hum sablog front se he enter karenge pehle hall mein jo dikhega usko thokdenge then rooms par focus karenge..

Randy - Sounds good..

Main - Jake gaadi ready rakh moddke..

Humlog niche uttare and seedhe ghar k pass aaye lakadi kaa ek jugaadu saa gate tha jo ek laat mein tutt jaane waala tha or waisa he hua Randy ne maari laat gate ko jisase uski kundi tutt gayi or woh sapaat khull gaya Main or Kevin m4's aim kiye hue he andar enter hue hall mein 3 sofas lage they jinpar 5-6 bandey baithtey saamne tv dekh rahe they ab ye sab itana jaldi hua ki wohlog react karne lage tabtak humne firing suru kardi thi or wohlog ek jhund mein he baithey they toh koi bhaag nahi paaya unko wahin baithey - 2 he niptaadiya humne and then hum teeno mudde rooms ki side ek room toh khulla padda tha and dusare room kaa darwaaja pata nahi kya sochke unhone khola kholte he Randy ne saamne waale ki chaati mein goli maari idhar Kevin ne last room k gate ko laat maari jo bandh tha lekin locked nahi tha or saamne se koi lock karne aaraha tha usko Kevin ki laat lagtey he gate thoda saa khulla lekin andar se fir bandh kardiya unhone lekin kundi lagaa paate usase pehle maine gate k uppar se he firing suru kardi gate ye bhi patla saa tha lakkadi kaa toh harr bullet meri andar gayi.. Kevin ne ab gate khola toh gate k just piche 2 dead bodies paddi thi. Ok done and dusted ROw ko lund par rakhta hun main.. Ab maine kitchen check kiya Randy and Kevin ne rooms or koi nahi bacha tha toh humlog turant bahaar nikale gaadi ready thi even gates takk opened they humlog turant baithey or baithtey he nikale..

Jake - 1 minute mein toh waapis he aagaye boss..

Main-Lol.. Good job guys.. Jake ye gaadi ko end kardey dusari koi leke aa aaj kai bando ne dekh Lee hai ye gaadi..

Jake - Ok boss dusari le aaunga aaplog ko drop karke..

Humlog waapis ghar pohanchey Chang ko inform kiya ki kitana easy tha sab ab bus Mau k sabar kaa baandh aaj nahi toh kal tuttne he waala hai kabtak ROW par trust karega bechara..

Ab meri nind puri nahi hui thi toh main waapis aake so gaya or abki baar mujhe jagaaya gaya raat 9 baje or mujhe jagaaya gaya good news k sath..

Chang-Boss it's done Mau ne ghutne tekk diye hain..

Main-Oh hell yeah..

Main jhat se utha and bahaar aaya toh Randy master se phone par baat kar raha tha..

Randy - Ok master abhi nikal jaatey hain.. Ji... Sure.. Ji..

Call disconnected..

Randy - Let's fucking go baby..

Main-Finally bhenchod plan was a success.. Saala bahot time lag gaya maadarchod..

Randy - Master k pass rotey hue phone kiya or sorry sorry boltey hue apna issue bataaya ki please help kardo meri beti ko dhundane mein maine toh sabkuch try karliya kuch successful nahi hua.. Ab aap he mere aakhiri sahaare ho..

Main-Ahahahahah.. Ab aaya maadarchod line par..

Randy - Toh master ne bola ki for sure help karenge even humaara best karenge..Master ne bola hai usko ki Humaari best team filhaal Hanoi he hai ek task k silsile mein, even MOD bhi sath hai toh wohlog abhi aajaaenge tumse milne apna current task chhodke .. Bus Mau ne suna ki MOD uski beti ko dhundane aayega matlab uski beti abtoh mill he jaaegi woh hogaya khuss..

Main-Haan toh sahi socha haibe mill he jaaegi uski beti aakhiri kidnap bhi toh MOD ne he kiya tha...

Randy - ahahaha.. Chal jaldi ready hojaa millne jaana hai usase..

Main-Main ready hun.. Hath munh dho leta hun..

Main hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya toh sablog ready they..

Randy - Also bc plan toh bata kaise kya karenge.. Aise he thodi lejaake usko uski beti dedenge..

Main-Abe woh he toh best part hai sun humlog ab waapis un kidnappers ko bulaaenge ki aao bhai bus last phase hai subah takk sambhaal k rakho ladki ko idhar humlog Mau se millenge usko sunaaenge then bolenge ki leke aatey hain dhundke teri beti ko then humlog subah takk gaadi mein idhar se udhar ghumenge kyunki obviously ROW waale picha karenge apna ki kya kar rahe hain humlog then subah humlog yahaan aaenge and in kidnappers ko thok k ladki ko leke Mau k munh par maarenge faink k..

Randy - Kidnappers ko bhi Thok dega?? Bhosdk thokna he tha toh payment kyun karwaai unki..

Main-Paisa important nahi hai beta task important hai.. Jake gaadi toh humein dedey teri humlog khud chale jaaenge tu un kidnappers ko bula or unko bolna baaki payment caahiye toh sab k sab aana or naya banda koi nahi hona chahiye jo job mein shaamil they keval woh he aaenge..

Jake-Ok boss..

Main - Humlog tabtak Mau ko darshan deke aatey hain aakhir usse bhi toh pata chale Merchant of death kya cheej hai..

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Update-411(The MasterPlan In Action)

Main Randy Chang and Kevin gaadi mein aaye GPS mein address daala and nikale humlog Mau se milne.. Mau filhaal uske ek bungalow mein tha jahaan uske trusted bandey he they bus.. Ab finally bina mask k baithe they humlog toh theek se bahaar ki hawa feel hui finally bhenchod.. Humlog raat 10 baje Mau k bataaye address par pohanchey gate par kaafi guards they but unhone bina sawaal puche he gate kholdiya and humlog andar lawn se hotey hue bungalow k main gate k bilkul saamne aaye. Gaadi se uttarke humlog bungalow mein enter hue toh andar hall mein he humein Mau dikh gaya or Mau k alaawa mujhe mera purana dost Mika bhi dikh gaya Mika k alawa ek female and 3-4 uske bandey bhi sath they Mika k..Mika Mau se kuch baat kar raha tha humein unhone nahi dekha tha abhi...

Mika - Mau trust me i myself will go out there and look for your daughter..

Mau - I have given you more then enough time Mika i can't wait no more your so called best agents are dying out there instead of helping. The kidnappers have not called since, i dont know what the fuck is going on with my daughter..

Mika - But if ROW can't help you then league can't help you either..

Main-Oh you bet we will bitch you bet we will..

Ye sunke woh sablog ne humein dekha toh sabse pehle toh Mika ki gand fatti then wahaan mojjud harr ek shaks Mau se leke Mika takk sablog apne ghutano par aagaye.. Humlog unke pass aaye..

Main-At ease..

Ye sunke woh sablog khaddey hue..

Mau - Please master please i made a huge mistake i was stupid..

Main-Yeah you were stupid.. You betrayed the person who got your back from your dark days you betrayed the person who literally made you who you are today. And after you got some power you decided you are too big for league and you decided to leave us.. How fucking stupid you need to be to make this decision..

Mau - I am sorry Master i know i fucked up i shouldn't have done that.

Main-Yeah you shouldn't have. But don't worry we are not like you we never turn our back on our own people.. Don't worry i will find your daughter soon..

Mau - Thank you thank you so much Master.. I'll help you with any thing you want..

Main-I don't want anything we will find her on our own.. Good bye see you soon..

Ye bolke main Mika ki taraf mudda..

Main-Hello there old friend..

Mika - What are you doing here ??

Main-Put some respect in my name before i slice your throat..

Mika - I am sorry Master, what are you doing here master?

Main-Trip par aaya hun bhosdk.. Thats none of your business...I am here to take over.. Also maine suna tere log local terrorist k hathon bhi marr rahe hain ladki ko toh dhundana durr ki baat hai.. Kya khilaane lag gaya hai tere bando ko??

Mika - Let me warn you guys wohlog koi aam terrorists nahi hain mere bahot saare bando ko easily maardiya unhone so make sure you guys got backup..

Main-I am the backup bitch. We don't need to backup.. ROW waale thodi hain bhosdk..

Randy - Damn that was cold as fuck..

Main - See you around Mika..

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikale waapis gaadi mein aaye and wahaan se bahaar nikale..

Main-So 10 baje hain raat k suno ab plan, main ye backseat par sota rahunga or tumlog time devide karlo idhar se udhar drive kartey rehna and jo suspicious jagah lage wahaan uttarke check karke waapis aake gaadi mein chakkar kaatne lag jaana aisa lagna caahiye ki humlog sachmein kissi ko dhund rahe hain woh bhi pure jee jaan se..

Randy - LOL.. You are fucking evil bro..

Main-I know.. Chalo pehle dinner karenge..

Humne sabse pehle bharr pait dinner kiya then Jake kaa call aaya ussne bataaya ki kidnappers sabke sab waapis aagaye hain so sab set tha bus subah hone kaa intejar tha..

Humaari driving suru hogayi or maine khaana khaate he apni ek dose lee or gaadi mein he kab so gaya tha main mujhe kuch yaad nahi mujhe yaad hai jab meri aankh khulli toh subha hochuki thi Chang drive kar raha tha Kevin aage baitha tha Randy mere bagal mein so raha tha..

Chang - Morning boss..

Main-Morning.. 7 he baje hain bhenchod..

Chang - Yeah..

Kevin - Kabtak or ghumna hai boss sir dard karne lag gaya hai..

Main - Oye Randy uth be.. Chalo kartey hain finish..

Randy - Bhosdk abhi soya tha main...

Main - Toh abhi uth jaa.. Wake up.. Chal.. Jake ko call kar..

Randy - Hmm..

Ab Jake se baat hui woh milla humse humaare liye naye official league k weapons le aaya woh 4 Ak47 thi brand new bhenchod finally khudke weapons aagaye hath mein.. Jake ne kidnappers ko call karke kaha ki bus mission pura hogaya hai humlog millne aarahe hain unse and payment wagairaah finalise karlenge.. Ab humlog pohanchey wahaan par mask wagairaah lagaaya Ak47 load ki and door knock kiya..

Jake - The fish is in the net..

Ye sunte he gate open hua and humlog andar enter hue toh andar woh 8 k 8 log hall mein he baithey they unka woh leader mere pass aaya..

Leader 1-Its done??

Main-Yep.. We got what we wanted..

Leader 1-So what will you do with the girl now..

Main-It depends on you if you want to kill her then kill her i dont care..

Leader 1-No no no don't kill her it will bring a lot of heat on us..

Main-Heat toh beta waise bhi aaegi he tumhaare uppar..

Leader - What??

Main-I mean i am sorry guys you all did good, too bad your work here is done..

Ye boltey he mere side se sabne goliyaan chalaai even Jake ne bhi firing suru kardi or Ak47 ki aag se bachna impossible hai or wahi hua wohlog bus bechare marr gaye wahaan khaddey - 2 or koi option he nahi tha unke pass..

Randy - We are so fucking cruel..

Main-The world is tough out there..

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Update-412(Mission SUCCESSFUL)


Main- Chang beta utha ladki ko..

Chang or Kevin bag uthaake laaye ladki ko humne bahaar nikaala jo behosh thi maine paani uthaaya wahaan se and uske Uppar Daalne laga or bhenchod almost 2 litre paani daalne k baad finally uski aankhein khulli toh still nashe mein he thi woh humlog "You are fine, we are here to save you" ye boltey hue usko hilaa hilaa k Honsh mein laatey hue gaadi ki taraf chal padde gaadi mein baithaaya usko and nikale wahaan se finally woh halka fulka Honsh mein aane lagi thi thode hath pair chalaane lagi thi woh toh Kevin baar baar "We are friendly - 2" chilaata raha uske saamne and woh bhenchod halke fulke thappad mukke maarne lagi Kevin ko itani he energy bachi thi uske andar bus.. Randy ne Mau ko already inform kardiya tha..

Kevin - Oye bhosdk Jake jaldi chala ye maadarchod naakhun maar rahi hai..

Humlog waapis Mau k bungalow pohanchey guards ne again andar jaane diya humein ladki ko dekh khuss hue wohlog bhi acha hai family reunion kartey rehna maadarchod.. Khair humlog ne gaadi again main gate k saamne roukki and humlog gaadi se uttare he they ki Mau bhaagta hua bahaar aaya Kevin ne ladki ko utaara niche toh Mau bhaagke usase galle milla kuch seconds takk toh woh bhen ki lawdi apne baap ko bhi maarti rahi then finally usska nasha or shock durr hue and rote hue dono baap beti galle mille or bhenchod mille he rahe at least 5 minutes takk or tab bhi rona bandh naa hua.. Finally mujhe he bichmein aana padda..

Main-Mau take her inside she needs rest..

Tab jaake unka milaap end hua and humlog andar ki taraf chall padde..

Main-Maadarchod bahaar dhoop mein he khadda rakhne waala tha aaj toh..

Randy-Lol..

Ab humne unko time diya Mau usko andar leke gaya housemaid wagairaah gayi andar and kareeb 5-7 minutes baad ek doctors ki team haajir hui wahaan humlog side hochuke they bhenchod mera thobda aise harr kissi ko nahi dikhaana tha mujhe. Tv wagairaah par bhi news aagayi thi harr channel par lund jaisi bhaasa mein wahi news chal rahi thi bhenchod.. Ab kareeb 1 ghantey baad finally Mau hath jodde hue humaare pass aaya rotey hue.. Bahot derr toh uska thank you puraan chalta raha then woh kaam ki baat par aaya..

Mau-I don't know how i will repay this favor.. I can't repay this but still i will give you however much money you want..

Main-Money?? You think we did this for money? fuck you and fuck your money we don't need money we did this because you are a family to us and we never turn our backs on family.. If you want to repay us then repay us by working for us like you did before, repay us in trust and your hard work..

Mau - That i will.. Dont worry about that i was a stupid once i wont be now.. I'll die working for league..

Main-That's the spirit..Bhenchod ye sunane k liye 1 ghante se yahaan baithey they humlog..

Randy - Yep..

Mau - I will personally meet Master and ask his forgiveness but thank you again for saving my daughter.. I just i just...

Main - It's ok. Just remember your promise now because i dont forgive people who betray me i will kill you and everything you stand for if you forget your promise..

Mau - I won't.. I won't trust me..

Main-I trust you.. Ok then have a good day..

Ye bolke humlog khaddey hue and bahaar chal padde bahaar humlog gaadi mein baithe he they ki ek gaadi aake rukki wahaan jisme se Mika uttara woh andar jaane waala tha lekin mujhe dekh woh humaari side aaya..Uska munh still khulla hua tha.. Lol.. I love it i fucking love it..

Main-Kyun be chutiye kya bola tha tu?? Normal bandey nahi hain woh bhosdk humne ek goli nahi chalne dee unse...

Randy - Inke liye hard hoga naa bechare noobs hain..

Main-Toh yahaan aana he nahi tha bc beijati karwaalee yahaan aake tumlog ne..

Mika-How the fuck you did that??

Main-I am MOD bitch that's how i did that.. I'm built different.. Lets go boys..

Mika ko shocked chhodke humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..

Randy - Hahahahaha.. Bhenchod Mika ki gand fatt gayi ki ye kya he hogaya.. Ye bawla hojaaega ab bechara..

Main-Hone dey bhenchod apna lund kuch nahi ukhaad shakta ye kyunki humse related jitane bhi chehre they woh chehre ab uppar pohanch chuke hain..So humaara naam aane se raha or ab Mau ko ye ROw mein leja shakta nahi so apna kaam hogaya i dont give a fuck now.. Masters bahot jyaada khuss honge bhenchod..

Randy - True..

Main-Seedha airport he le chal Jake.. Can't wait to get the fuck out of this country..

Jake - Ok boss..

So another successful mission in the bag yet again.. I am off the fucking charts bhenchod i am literally the new face of underworld now. I have done impossible things. I deserved everything i got because i earned that shit.. I earned that every bit. I have achieved everything that a man could dream of but there is still a lot more to come still a lot more to achieve..

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Update-413(Abeer!)


Humlog Mau k ghar se direct airport par aae or seedha headquarters k liye nikale flight mein sabne apni nind puri ki, humlog shyaam 7 baje headquarters land hue or airport se seedha masters se milne town hall ki taraf chal paddey.

Master k cabin mein Norman khud, Bovice, Boe and Jessica mojjud they and wohlog bahot jyaada khuss they jo unke chehre se saaf najar aaraha tha.

Boe - There he is the masterplanner.. Great job guys great job..

Ab kuch derr wahaan humaari tareefein he chalti rahi. Master Norman ne bataaya ki even Mogui bhi kaafi impressed they iss mission se jo bahot badi baat thi..

Boe - Jaao ab rest karo you guys did great. Continously missions kar rahe ho tumlog maheeno se at least thoda rest lelo..

Main-Master you know i fucking hate taking rest..

Boe - I know but don't worry jyaada rest nahi karne dunga new mission soon..

Main-Cool thanks a lot..

Boe - Jaao ab ghar, ek surprise hai tumhaare liye..

Main-I hate surprises..

Boe - Oh you'll love it trust me..

Main-Dekhtey hain..

Wahaan se humlog direct ghar ki taraf aae, main andar aaya toh hall mein he mera surprise wait kar raha tha and yeah Master ne sach bola tha i loved the surprise. Saamne hall mein Snow Rose Claire and Ami k sath Abeer baitha tha.. Oh i missed this guy so fucking much..Ussne mujhe nahi dekha tha still..

Main-Wassup beta jaanwar..

Meri awaaj sunte he woh sofe se kuddtey hue mudda or bhaagke mujhse galle se lag gaya..

Abeer - I missed you so so so much bhai..

Main-Oh you have no fucking idea bhosdk no idea..

Abeer-Teri heroic kahaaniyaan sun sunke bahot proud feel hota hai bc.. Randy mujhe tera harr kissa bata deta tha you are a beast and I love it..

Main-Oh pehle waale kuch nahi they wait till you hear this one..Randy pura mission bataana be details mein..

Randy - Tu khud bata dena abki baar..

Main- Matlab ??

Randy - Matlab ye ki Abeer officially ab humaare sath yahin reh shakta hai but obviously missions par bina permission k nahi lejaa shaktey humlog usko..

Main-Oh hell fucking yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Finally..

Abeer - Yes sir.. Bhenchod bahot bore horaha tha akele yaar finally Bovice master ne permission de he di..

Main-Hell yeah..

Finally bhenchod finally, Abeer mere sabse close tha yahaan so yeah you already know it that i missed him.. Humlog sab wahan baithtey then baatein suru hui Vietnam ki he baatein chali raat takk, then dinner time hua humne khaana khaaya uske baad Main or Abeer mere room mein aaye maine bataya usko sabkuch ki maine kya kiya kaise kiya main kon bana kaise bana mera konsa version kon hai kaise hai, or you know what i love about Abeer ussne ek baar bhi mujhe doubt nahi kiya ki maine ye galat kiya yaa ye galat kiya usse already pata hai jo main karunga woh he sahi hoga.. Then Abeer ne apni details di ki ussne kya kiya itane din woh actually training he kar raha tha Pehle master Boe usko train kar rahe they then woh Randy and Rose k sath practice karta tha.

Abeer-I miss haryana bhai..Tu toh jaake bhi aagaya i miss that place so much ..

Main-Dikh raha hai bc don't worry soon chalenge dikha laaunga tujhe..

Abeer-By the way Bhai and Babhi ne officially shaadi karli jaisa tu tere letter mein likh k gaya tha.. Elections toh humlog jeet he gaye sab jagah North mein.

Main-Acha mujhe toh pata he nahi tha.

Abeer-Yeah mujhe Randy ne batadiya tha sab.Tujhe bataane se mana kiya tha but ab toh bata he shakta hun.

Main-Bhosdk mujhe sab pata hai chutiya nahi hun main..

Abeer - Le bhenchod kaise?

Main-Internet suna hai naam kabhi?? Bhosdk..

Abeer-Oh haan bc.. Obviously..

Main-Mujhe ek ek khabar rehti hai ghar ki, main react nahi karta bus. React tab he karunga jab unhe apni help caahiye hogi.. Tabtak hum yahaan hain or papa kaa sapna pura kartey rahenge.. Lekin jiss din Bhai ko meri help ki jarurat paddi then I'll be there i dont give a fuck..

Abeer - Hell yeah..Bhenchod tu cocaine le raha hai aajkal mujhe pata chala..

Main-Cocaine, meth, methamphetamines, opioids, heroin, benzodiazepines and much more..

Abeer - What the fuck..

Main-Yeah.. Lekin guess what..

Abeer-Ye cheejein jaruri hain.

Main - Yep meri body k liye warna bc vertigo chicha aajaaenge gand maarne..

Abeer - Maadarchod Surendra gand maar gaya..

Main-Fuck him. He is dead and i am alive so who is laughing now..

Abeer - Ofcourse humlog bhenchod woh kaise hansega he is dead..

Main-Tera waahiyat sense of humour nahi badla bc..

Abeer - Woh badlega bhi nahi..

Humlog ko baaton baaton mein 8 se raat k 1 baj gaye they or baatein khatam nahi horahi thi..

Abeer - Jaa be sone jaaraha main bc subah time se uthke practice bhi karni hai Randy gaali dega warna..Teri tarah 11 baje nahi uthna..

Main-Bhosdk main subah terese pehle uthunga..

Abeer-Lawda..

Main-Dekhtey hain..

Abeer-Dekhlena..

Main-Ok..

Abeer-Lag gayi shart..

Main-Lag gayi..

Abeer-Fuck you..

Or ye bolke woh mere room se chala gaya..

Main-Oh i fucking missed this guy so much.

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Update-414(Another One)

Ab main soya raat k 1 baje and obviously main Abeer se pehle uth gaya tha subah 5:00 baje main fresh horaha tha tab Abeer aaya mere room mein mujhe uske bhaari bharkam pairon ki awaaj se pata chal gaya ki woh he hai, woh aaya toh ye dikhaane tha ki mujhse pehle uth gaya woh lekin mujhe bed par naa pake woh ulte paon waapis chala gaya. Yeah that's what i thought bitch..

Fresh hoke main kapde change karke niche aaya toh niche Chang Abeer and Randy mera he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Chalein?

Randy - Less go..

Bahot din baad finally free hua tha main toh subah waali exercise jaruri thi humlog arena ki side aaye kaafi andherra tha bc arena k hallway mein aage jarur lights jall rahi thi..

Randy - Bahot andherra hai bc yahaan toh.

Main-Or bahot jyaada shardi bhi holi fuck bc bahaar kuch din rehke yahaan waapis aao toh gand he fatt jaati hai.

Randy - True.. Bc hath kaanp rahe hain..

Ab main wahaan suddenly rukk gaya toh mere piche se aarahe Abeer Randy Chang and Kevin bhi rukk gaye..

Randy - Kya hua be..?

Main-Someone is here.. I can feel it... Master??

Norman - You are amazingly good you know that..

Main-Yeah.. All thanks to you..

Ab wahaan ek side se Boe, Norman and Bovice nikal k aaye hum sablog niche jukhe..

Main-New mission?? Or aaplog khud subah 5 baje mujhse mill rahe ho toh iska matlab mission bahot jyaada important hai..

Bovice - Kind of haan.. Lekin humlog akele nahi hain come on follow us..

Ye bolke master wahaan se seedhiyon ki taraf chal paddey or uppar aaye seedhiyon se jahaan chairs hoti hain arena spectators k liye. Wahaan se humlog vip section ki taraf aaye jahaan ek choti c Light jall rahi thi or saamne ek chair par baithe they Master Mogui. Humlog turant apne ghutano par aae.. Ok ye jo bhi tha bahot he jyaada important hone waala tha i already know bc subah 5 baje 4on masters mujhe aise mill rahe they matlab things are about to get dangerous in here..

Mogui - At ease.. Baitho sablog..

Hum sab wahaan baithe..

Mogui - It's weird isn't it?? Subah 5 baje hum sab ek sath tumsabse mill rahe hain.. Tumlog obviously samjh he gaye hoge ki this is something big.

Main-Yeah..And obviously ye koi official mission nahi hai kyunki official hota toh humlog aapke cabin mein mill rahe hotey..

Mogui - You are smart.. Mr Merchant of death.. So yes this is not an official mission but this is our mission you understand?? Ye humaara personal mission hai..Yaani under the table hoga sabkuch kissi ko nahi pata hoga tumlog kya kar rahe ho yaa kyun kar rahe ho, iska naa koi reward hoga na koi fame.. So tell me AP karoge??

Main-Master ek toh aap meri pariksha lena bandh karo aapko already pata hai aaplogon ne bola hai toh main karunga he karunga doesn't matter woh official hai unofficial hai yaa jo bhi hai.. Aapka personal mission matlab mera personal mission aap bus order kijiye..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear..

Main-Kya karna hai mujhe??

Mogui - Kissi kaa jailbreak karna hai tumhe..

Main-Ok or ye kissi kaa kon hain??

Mogui - Chloe..

Main-Chloe.. Chloe i am sure i have heard her name somewhere..Bovice master k cabin mein i think..

Bovice - Yeah She is my wife..

Main-What the fuck..?

Bovice - What??Meri wife nahi ho shakti?

Main-No no no.. Ofcourse ho shakti hai i mean aapne kabhi bataaya nahi aapki wife bhi hain or woh jail mein hai..

Bovice - Pehle jaruri nahi tha ab jaruri hai..

Main-Ok ok..

Mogui - Ok so Chloe naa keval Bovice ki wife hai balki woh humaari ek important pillar bhi hai and currently we need her help with something..

Main - Ok so unko leke aana hai yahaan.. Easy..

Mogui - Well itana easy hai nahi..So Chloe humaare liye kaam karti thi yaa karti hai kyunki officially woh fired nahi hui she still works for us. Chloe was very important to us but usse gussa bahot aata tha ussi gusse mein ussne koi crime kardiya and usse jail bhejdiya gaya or koi aisi waisi jail nahi asia ki one of the most dangerous prisons k andar.. She is inside "Haiphong State Prison in Vietnam.."

Main-Oh for fuck shake i hate Vietnam..

Mogui - Woh prison obviously private hai jisko Underworld control karta hai jiss wajah se humlog ye sab officially nahi kar shaktey issliye ye sab under the table hoga.. Ab underworld agar uss prison ko control karta hai toh bus samjh jaao kitana hard hoga wahan se kissi ko nikaalna near impossible it is.. But agar koi ye sab kar shakta hai toh woh ho tumlog..

Main-Don't worry we got you Master..

Mogui - I don't know tumlog kya karoge kya nahi but remember this will be the hardest mission of your life and agar ye karliya toh a lot more missions that are even harder then this will be opened for you..

Main-That's what i like to hear master.. You do not worry about this at all now..

Mogui - Or haan agar tumlog wahan pakkade gaye toh obviously AP tumhe koi kuch karega nahi as you are The Merchant Of Death lekin baaki log apna bahaana or hissab Dekhlena kyunki you will most probably die if you get caught..

Randy-Good to hear master..

Main - So ok hear me out Chloe ji hain Asia ki one of the deadliest prisons mein and humein wahaan undercover jaana hai bina kissi ko pata lagne diye ki humlog kon hain and kaise bhi karke Chloe ji ko prison se bahaar nikaalna hai and aapke pass leke aana hai.. Correct??

Mogui - YES..

Main - Kitana he dangerous hoga bhalla sounds easy to me..

Mogui - Well ek or problem hai...

Main - What??

Mogui - Chloe khud wahaan se bahaar nahi aana chaahti..

Main-Ohh What the fuck???

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Update-415(Bad News)


Main-Ok wait a second agar Chloe madam khud nahi aana chaahti toh main kaise leke aaunga unko??

Mogui - I don't know, ye tumhara kaam hai toh tum socho kaise leke aaoge.. But remember Chloe kabhi bhi raaji nahi hogi bahaar aane k liye because let's just say..

Main-She hates you guys..

Mogui - Kind of yes mostly Bovice but yeah she hates us.But agar tum usko bahaar leke aajaatey ho toh aage kaa kaam humaara hai don't worry about that.. Tum bus bahaar leke aao usko..

Main-Nice. Nice..

Mogui - Also Remember she is insane at combat so agar uske sath fight hogayi jo hogi he tumhaari agar bahaar laaoge toh bhi toh woh tumhe maarke he rukkegi..

Main-Oh that's nice to hear.. Thanks for letting me know.. Bahot acha hai ye toh..

Boe-Stop complaining AP..

Main-I am not complaining.. Not at all but jaise aap describe kar rahe ho ye koi mission nahi impossible task lag raha hai..

Boe - Tum ye kar shaktey ho..

Main-Oh yeah main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..

Boe - Bus toh baaki sab tum figure out karo.. Just remember humein Chloe yahan caahiye kissi bhi keemat par or woh bhi sabki naak k niche se kissi ko ye nahi pata chalna chahiye ki ye humaara kaam hai..

Main-Ok ok..Or koi bad news??

Boe - Yeah sabse important news toh tumhe Randy bataaega.. Tumlog jab mann kare kaam par lag shaktey ho.. You can take anyone you want from league with you..

Main-Ok master. Don't worry beshak this is hard but we got this..

Bovice - We trust you..Get to work..

Ye sunke humlog niche aaye hallway mein or main waapis ghar ki taraf chal padda..

Randy - Abe exercise toh karle..

Main-Lund karle exercise bhosdk hogayi exercise.. Kya he mission dediya bolo usko jail se nikaalo jo khud jail se nikalna nahi chaahti woh bhi Asia ki one of the hardest prisons mein se woh bhi bina ye show kiye ki humlog kon hain..And madam insanely trained bhi hain..

Randy - Bahot jyaada insane bhai Chloe madam literally cracked hain harr skills mein hand to hand, mele, guns anything you name it and she is an expert in that..

Main-Or bhosdk chalo master ne kabhi nahi bataya tu toh bata shakta tha ki master ki ek wife bhi hai..

Randy - Aise unnecessary information nahi deta main jiski jarurat naa ho..

Main-Bhosdk jarurat kabhi bhi padd shakti hai jaise ab ekdum se padd gayi marr gayi naa gand..

Randy - Chill out be tu kuch naa kuch figure out karlega..

Main - Karna he padega.. Orr kon karega.. Lets go nikalte hain bc pehle pata hota toh Vietnam se aatey he nahi ab 8 ghantey ki Flight firse leke waapis Vietnam jaao..

Randy - Yep true bc. Isme main tere sath hun..

Humlog ghar aaye waapis..

Main-(Chilaake) Wake the fuck up guys.. Lets go wake up.. Rose Ami Claire Snow wake the fuck up you lazy dumb fucks..

Uppar se ek ek karke Woh chaaron bahaar aai..

Ami-Morning..

Main-15 minutes Vietnam k liye nikal rahe hain humlog jo 15 minutes mein yahaan millega ready hoke keval woh he mere sath aaraha hai..

Maine itana bola tha uske baar toh bc koi dikha he nahi mujhe sablog apne - 2 room mein ghuss gaye main apne room mein aaya nahaake kapde change kiye and seedha niche aaya toh niche hall mein sablog ready they literally sablog.. Abeer takk ready khadda tha..

Main-Tu kahaan bhosdk??

Abeer-Vietnam..

Main-Abe aise bina permission mission par nahi jaa shakta tu bc..

Abeer - Master ne kya bola tha abhi?? Ki tu league mein se kissi ko bhi apne sath le jaa shakta hai..

Main-Oh yeah bc that's right main kissi ko bhi lejaa shakta hun. Let's go then..

Randy - Fuck yeah.

Chang - Plane ready hai boss..

Main-Let's go ..

Humlog sab nikale wahaan se, 6 baj gaye they subah k bc ab firse vietnam jaana tha or ye mission toh bhenchod or jyaada pechida tha mujhe abtak samjh mein nahi aaraha tha ki kya hoga or kaise hoga kyun hoga. Lekin ab master ne bola tha toh karna toh padega he. Humaara plane ready tha toh humlog k aatey he take off kar gaya tha plane..

Main-Oye Randy Jake ko inform kardey ki humlog aarahe hain.. Or bhenchod bolna ab officially aarahe hain toh dhang ki gaadi or dhangkaa rehna khaana caahiye maadarchod warna pehle usko he thokdunga..

Randy - Maine already boldiya tha..

Main-Good. Kyunki abki baar woh jhant bharr kaa khaana nahi khaane waala main or naa he woh trash ass jagahon mein rehne waala main. Bhenchod jungle, slump pata nahi kahaan-2 rehna padda.. Issiliye i fucking hate Vietnam bc that place is trash..

Randy - Hard agree bc hard agree..So koi plan socha hai?

Main-Kaaeka plan be kuch jaankaari toh milne dey abhi bina baat kiska plan banaalun naa mujhe Chloe k baare mein maalum hai naa mujhe haiphong city k baare mein maalum hai naa mujhe haiphong city prison k baare mein maalum hai toh bc aise he kaise plan bana lunga bhalla, wahaan jaaenge thodi information collect karenge then dekhenge kya situation hai kya ho shakta hai kaise ho shakta hai harr baat ko dhyaan mein rakhtey hue then koi plan under construction hoga..

Randy - Ok ok.. Lamba process hai matlab.. Lekin bc tu toh seconds mein plan bana leta haina?? Woh kaise?

Main-Abe ye sab jaankaari aane k baad toh main seconds mein bhi bana lunga plan, woh badi baat nahi hai. But generally it depends on the situation ki bhai situation kitani hard hai or exceptions kitane hain. Ab dekh normal jail break hota toh main 10 seconds mein plan bata deta tujhe lekin ab yahaan exceptions dekh kitane hain first woh prison near impossible hai for a jailbreak, second hum openly ye sab nahi kar shaktey third hum pehchaan mein bhi nahi aa shaktey fourth Chloe madam khud nahi bahaar aana caahti fifth Chloe madam ek insane fighter hain .. So in sabko dhyaan mein rakhtey hue koi plan banana padega bc halwa thodi hai..

Randy - Dafukkk..

Main-I know i know.

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Update-416(Bad News Continues)


Main-Oye Randy Sun Chloe ki Kahaani bata mujhe taaki thoda idea aaye kya situation hai..Or bata bad news kya hai jiska jikar master ne kiya tha.

Randy - Ok sablog sunlo doobara nahi bataunga.. Chloe or Bovice dono he suru se he ek sath they yahaan par Bovice kind of train kartey they Chloe madam ko aisa bol lo caahe then young hue pyaar hua jo bahot jyaada lamba chala and finally unhone apna rista official kiya or husband or wife bane 8 saal pehle.

Rose - 8.5/saal Pehle actually..

Randy - Yeah shyaani matt ban i know Chloe mam k close thi tu..

Rose - She liked me more then you..

Randy - No she did not i was her favorite..

Main-Can you guys shut your bitchass up and focus on the story please..

Randy - Ok so Chloe madam league ki foreign minister thi kind of like league k bahaar jo bhi business, meetings, tasks yaa missions hotey they woh unke through hotey they. Mogui and Bovice k baad league ki sabse badi position par woh he thi..

Main-Damn.. Damnnn.. Damnnn..

Randy - Yeah. So then fast forward 4 saal Pehle actually madam ko gussa bahot aata hai jab kuch galat horaha ho or woh kuch naa kar paaein aisa he 4 saal Pehle hua ek High Command k judge ne league ki ek ladki ko marwa diya ab woh ladki Chloe madam k liye kaam karti thi kind of you know toh unhe bahot gussa aaya lekin high command judges bahot respected hotey hain underworld mein harr gang, clan, syndicate, societies sabko unki respect karni padti hai toh Chloe madam ne legal action lena caaha but kuch kar nahi paai Bovice Norman and Mogui masters bhi koi help nahi kar paaye toh gusse mein madam ne uss judge ko Thok diya..Sabke saamne cold blood mein..

Main-What the fuckk..

Randy - Yeah she is crazy like that. So ab judge ko maara jo bad news hai like bad bad.. Issliye unko hogayi jail jisme again Norman Bovice and Mogui koi help nahi kar paaye actually wohlog toh caahtey they ki madam jail jaaye..

Ye sunke sabke munh se ek sath nikala..

Sab-What the fuckkkkk...

Main-Bhai ye mere dimag k liye bhi jyaada horaha hai ab..Kyun jail bhejna caahtey they masters Chloe ko??

Randy - Ye he toh bad news hai jiska jikar Master ne kiya tha actually Jo High Command judge marra uska death contract pata hai kiske pass tha??

Main-Kiske.?

Randy -Harris..

Main-Harris.. Harris naam toh suna hua hai bc.. Oh bhenchod ye woh book waala Harris toh nahi hai jiske baare mein main padh raha tha uss din..Fuck.

Randy - Yes sir wahi Harris.

Kevin-Harris Roy??The man the myth the legend..

Randy - Yep..

Kevin - Fucking hell..

Randy - Yeah so tumlog baaki munh bandh karo batata hun Harris kon hai. Harris actually ek hitman hai legendary hitman jo humein start mein basic training ki books milti haina Rank 3 par usme 2 books Harris k uppar he likhi gayi hain he is an legend in this line.. Harris "MC" clan kaa co leader hai, he is an expert in Karate, judo, taekwondo, jiu jitsu, mua thai, tai chi, krav maga, kung fu, aikido and 12 more martial arts forms. So Harris k pass uss judge kaa Death contract tha matlab woh Chloe madam ko maarne waala tha issliye Mogui Bovice and Norman masters ne madam ko jail jaane diya jisase madam orr bhi gussa hui and league se apne connections todd liye tabse woh kissi se nahi milli hain humaare yahaan se.

Chang-What woh sab chhodo ye batao ??? Ye Harris Insaan hai yaa kya hai ye??

Randy -Harris is an legend on these streets. Woh apne ussulon kaa pakka hai woh harr kuch rules k under he karta hai. Woh ab retired hai keval training deta hai or clan ko sambhalta hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah finally ek good news..Saala acha hua retire hogaya.

Randy - Nope.. Woh retired hai but ussne Chloe madam ko promise kiya tha ki jab bhi woh prison se bahaar aaengi Harris uska wait kar raha hoga he will hunt her down at any cost..Kyunki Harris hates Bovice issliye woh badla Chloe madam se lega..

Main-Bhenchod ye mission bad se worst or abtoh worst se bhi niche chala gaya hai maadarchod..Koi toh aisi news do be jisase ye mission easy hojaae..

Randy - Woh toh nahi ho paaega..

Main-Tu bhosdk ye plane se kudd kyun nahi jaata..

Randy - Woh bhi nahi ho paaega..

Main-Gandu..

Ab main raatko theek se soya nahi tha toh maine plane mein nind puri ki apni. Humlog shyaam 4 baje Vietnamese time Haiphong city airport par land hue jahaan Jake jo abhi pichle mission mein humaare sath tha woh Airport par humaara wait kar raha tha 2 gaadiyon k sath.. Dusari gaadi humein khud drive karni thi toh Jake k sath Main Randy Abeer Snow and Rose aaye baaki log dusari gaadi mein gaye..

Jake-Itani yaad aai kya boss meri jo waapis aagaye aaplog.

Main-Yeah bc puch matt kitani yaad aai teri yaad - 2 mein gand fatt gayi or aana padda..

Jake - Hehehe.. Waise boss haiphong mein kya kaam aagaya ab aapko??

Main-Prisonbreak..

Jake-Acha konsi prison se??

Main-Haiphong State Prison..

Ye sun Jake ne turant break maari or muddke mujhe ghurra..

Main - Tere thobde se lag raha hai tu koi bad news dene waala hai.

Jake - Bahot bad news boss haiphong state prison se kissi ko bahaar nikaalna impossible hai.. It is the most guarded prison of Vietnam..Pichle 15 saal se koi bhaag nahi paaya hai yahaan se, bhaagne k chakkar mein bahot se log apni jaan jarur ganwaa chuke hain..

Main-Bhenchod koi good news bhi dedo be sablog same bakchodi faink rahe ho.. Koi toh aisa kuch bolo jisase ye mission easy ho..

Jake - Boss Easy nahi impossible hoga..

Main-Shut the fuck up..

Humlog finally ek bade se ghar k saamne rukke chalo bhenchod ghar toh badhiya hai rehne k liye dusari gaadi pehle he aa chuki thi humlog bhi aae andar toh sablog hall mein he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Toh beta Jake sun mujhe caahiye information uss prison ko leke kahaan hai kaise hai kyun hai kab hai, samjha prison k kone kone k blooprints caahiye mujhe wahaan kya hota hai kaise hota hai konsa guard kya karta hai sab details caahiye a to z.

Jake-Ok boss..

Main-Also kissi ko khabar takk nahi honi chahiye ki ye sab main karwa raha hun..

Jake-Don't worry boss i got this.

Main - Good.. Lets get to work guys.

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Update-417( IMPOSSIBLE??)


417

Jabtak Jake information ikatha kar raha tha tab main online uss prison par research kar raha tha or bhenchod sab theek he keh rahe they that prison is almonst impossible to escape holy fuck that's a war base.

Randy - Yep things are getting interesting..

Main-Interesting?? Bhosdk what the fuck we got ourselves into this shit is fucking crazy.. Bhenchod deewar dekh iss prison ki bhosdk great wall of China hai maano, how the fuck are we supposed to get in there and then get out here..

Randy - No idea bc.. Tu teri research continue rakh..

Maine Kuch derr or research ki uske Uppar then sabne dinner kiya and finally Jake aagaya raat 11 baje toh humsablog ikatha hue details k liye..

Jake - So boss suru basic se kartey hain woh prison city se outside almost 25 Kms durr ek jungle type area mein hai..

Main-Oh perfect matlab backup aane mein time lagega agar hum kuch kartey hain toh..

Jake-Well yes lekin boss wahaan backup ki jarurat nahi padti kyunki harr shift mein wahaan par 210 Guards active rehtey hain outside mein armed and dangerous..

Main-What the fuck.. Wait wait wait 210 you said..

Jake-Yeah 210 I said..

Randy - What the fuck.. Chalo be waapis chaltey hain fuck that shit..

Main-210 bhenchod.. Fucking hell..

Jake-Or mostly guards ye unche-2 towers mein hotey hain jahaan se woh sab dekh shaktey hain lekin unhe koi nahi dekh shakta..

Main-Bhenchod fir kahaan backup ki jarurat padegi..

Jake -Then chaaron taraf prison deewaron se ghirri hai pehle bahaar ek 16 Feet unchi or 1.5 feet choudi deewar hai jiske uppar 1 feet unchi barbed wire hai jisme 24x7 electric current chalta rehta hai jisse cut karna impossible hai. Then uske baad dusari deewar hai 12 feet unchi same 1 feet barbed wire with current..

Main-Main seriously Randy k waapis jaane waali baat ko consider kar raha hun at this point..

Jake - Then boss 3 check posts hain unke through jaaye bina koi bahar se andar yaa andar se bahaar nahi jaa shakta..

Main-Yaani deewaron se nahi bhaag shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Kachre ki gaadi??Khaane ki gaadi? Baaki koi samaan ki gaadiyaan?? Prisoners ko drop karne aane waali gaadiyaan??

Jake - Same process hai boss harr vehicles 2 check points bahaar and 3no check posts par andar search hota hai or search se mera matlab hai like harr kona check hoga or ye kaam harr vehicle par harr baar hota hai caahe vehicle president kaa ho..

Main-Ok. Yaani bhaag gaadiyon k through bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Main-Koi pipelines?? Sewers?? Anything like that??

Jake - Yeah pipelines haina..

Main-Oh fuck finally bhenchod kuch toh milla..

Jake - Khuss matt hoiye boss pipelines hain jarur lekin sab armoured steel ki bani hai jinhe kaatne k liye aapko bahot jyaada badi machines caahiye hogi..

Main-Maadarchod tu sun be puri baat bata diya kar aise jhuthi hope matt dey Gandu.

Jake-Sorry boss.

Main-Matlab bhaag pipes se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Ok safaai waale yaa or koi workers toh andar aatey honge unka getup leke bhi nahi jaa shaktey??

Jake - boss harr guard or worker ko andar aane or Baahar jaane k liye 1 jagah apne fingerprints and dusri jagah ek password bataana padta hai jo harr worker k liye alag hota hai..

Randy - Matlab bhaag yahaan se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Randy - Nope k lawde tune yahaan baithtey - 2 saare plans cancel karwaadiye hain bhosdk..

Jake - Ab main kya karun boss or koi plan bataaiye..

Main-Bhosdk mere pass Harry Potter waali woh bedsheet hai jo odh lene se banda gayab hojaata hai uske through aajaaenge..

Jake-Nahi boss main gate or second gate dono par sensors lage hain jo aapko catch karlenge..

Main-Maadarchod..

Maine Jake ki he banduk cheen k uske munh k uppar lagaa di..

Jake - Just kidding boss just kidding..

Chang - Bhai.. Kuch toh aisa bata jo helpful ho..

Jake - Boss bola toh tha wahaan se nikalna impossible hai..

Main - Oh i got an idea.. What about medical conditions??Checkup k liye toh bahaar lejaatey honge..

Jake - Boss prison k andar literally ek multispeciality hospital bana hua hai jiske andar literally harr bimaari kaa ilaaj hai.. Issliye jab koi ekdum serious case ho usse he city k hospital mein lejaaya jaata hai.. Or serious doctors khud decide kartey hain..Hospital mein 14 doctors and 10-12 nurses kaa staff hai and again sablog fingerprints and codes k bina entry yaa exit nahi kar shaktey.

Main-Oye Randy master ko inform kar humlog waapis jaa rahe hain..

Randy - Yahi karna padega bhai.. Prison hai yaa kya hai bhenchod.. Kya he bana diya hai..

Jake-Ok ye toh hui prison ki details Chloe jinke baare mein aapne information laane ko kaha tha so Chloe prison kaa ek main face hain prison mein kaafi saare groups bane hue hain prisoners k jisme se ek group Chloe ne bhi banaaya hai or woh group prison k top 3 groups mein hai kaafi prisoners hain uske sath..

Main-Oho ho toh madam andar mafia boss bhi hain bhenchod bahaar kya kam musibatein thi jo ab andar bhi gand marrne lagi ab madam ko unki gang k bichmein se bhenchod main kaise gayab kardun maadarchod Doctor strange samjha hai kya..Bhenchod kitane plan banaun sab flop hogaye Bantey he..

Randy - Soch be kuch toh soch..

Main -Ok lets start fresh i am AP bhenchod main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..

Kevin - Yes you can..

Main-Yes so let's calm down. Tumlog jaao be sojaao main dhund lunga kuch naa kuch..

Abeer-Sure??

Main-Yep.. Don't worry jaao i need silence.. Jake ye papers chhodke jaa..Jaao jaao be quick..

Raat 12 baje woh sablog apne - 2 rooms mein gaye or main idhar laga kaam par. Dekho i know main AP hun or main seconds mein plan bana leta hun yaa main kuch bhi kar shakta hun i am insane lekin yahaan main khud maan raha tha ki this shit is impossible no fucking way bhenchod yahaan kaam karega mera dimag. Dimag kya karega bhenchod koi option he naa hai jab..

Lawda tu AP nahi hai tu Merchant Of Death hai bhosdk, AP haar maan shakta hai MOD nahi..

You are right bhenchod, afterall I am The Merchant Of Death i can do it.. Maadarchod ab toh karke he rahunga.. Fuck this shit..

Continued.
 

Update-418(The Godlike Plan)



418

Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..

Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..

Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..

Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..

Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..

Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?

Woh bhi saamne he hain..

Main-Thanks bhai dimag..

Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..

Main-Finally bhenchod..

Main chilaata hua bed se utha..

Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..

Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..

Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..

Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..

Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??

Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..

Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..

Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??

Main-Hospital k through he...

Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..

Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..

Randy - Tu plan bata be..

Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..

Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...

Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..

Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..

Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..

Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??

Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..

Randy - True...

Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..

Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..

Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...

Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..

Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..

Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..

Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..

Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??

Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..

Randy - Ok... Ok..

Chang - Sounds hard..

Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..

Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?

Main-Humesha k jitana..

Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..

Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.

Randy - Got you.

Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..

Continued..
 
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