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Guests ke kaaran Pawan aur Rajat ko ek hi room me rahna pad raha tha. Ye room Komal ke room se mila hua tha. Bich me kewal ek darwaza tha.
Imran ne Rajat ko ek suggestion diya. Usay vishwaas tha ki Rajat turant taiyar ho jaayega. Suggestion ye tha ki Rajat Imran ke room me chala jaaye aur Imran Rajat ki jagah Pawan ke sath rahna shuru kar de. Rajat iss baat par khil utha. Kyonki Imran ka room Martha ke room ke barabar me tha. Pawan ko is pariwartan par aashcharya hua aur sath sath dukh bhi. Wo soch raha tha ki kaash Imran ne apni jagah usay bheja hota.
"Lekin aapne wo room kyon chhod diya?" Pawan ne Imran se puchha.
"Aray bhai.....kya bataaun....bade bade daraawane sapne aane lage the." Imran ne gambhirta se kaha.
"Daraawane sapne?"
"Aaha....kyun nahin....mujhe angrez ladkiyon se bahut darr lagta hai."
Pawan hasne laga lekin Imran ki gambhirta me koi antar nahin hua. Thodi der baad Pawan ne kaha.
"Lekin aapne Rajat ko wahaan bhej kar achha nahin kiya."
"Achha to tum chale jaao..."
"Mm....mera ye matlab nahin." Pawan haklaaya.
"Phir kya matlab hai?"
"Rajat koi kaam soch samajh kar nahin karta."
"Arre......to kya maine usay wahaan koi kaam karne keliye bheja hai?"
"Matlab ye nahin.......baat ye hai...."
"To wahi baat bataao.......bataao naa...."
"Kahin wo koi harkat na kar baithe..."
"Kaisi harkat?" Imran ki aankhen aur adhik phail gayin.
"Wo.....aap samjhe hi nahin.....ya ban rahe hain. Mera matlab ye hai ki kahin wo uspar dore nahin daale."
"Ohh....samjha..." Imran ne sar hila kar kaha. "Lekin dore daalne me kya kharabi hai? Chinta ki baat tab hoti jab wo rassiyaan daalta."
"Dore daalna muhawara hai Imran sahab.." Pawan jhalla kar apna sar peetate huye kaha.
"Main nahin samjha." Imran ne murkhon ki tarah kaha.
"Uff....ohh....mera matlab hai ki kahin wo usay phasa na le...."
"Haat....tere ki.....to pahle kyun nahin bataaya...." Imran ne uthte huye kaha.
"Kahaan chale?"
"Zara Martha ko sachet kar aaun..."
"Kamaal karte hain aap bhi...." Pawan bhi khada ho gaya. "Ajeeb baat hai."
"Phir tum kya chaahte ho?"
"Kuchh bhi nahinnnn." Pawan apna matha pitate huye kaha.
"Yaar tum apne dimag ka ilaaj karaao." Imran baithta hua khinnata se kaha.
"Jab kuch nahin tha to tumne mera itna samay kyon barbaad kiya?"
"Chaliye so jaaiye..." Pawan bed par girta hua bola. "Aap se bhagwan hi samjhe."
"Nahin balki tum se bhagwan samjhe....aur phir mujhe Hindi me samjhaaye.....tumhari baaten to mere palle hi nahin padtin."
Pawan ne chaadar sar tak khich liya. Imran waise hi easy-chair par pada raha. Pawan ne sone ki koshish shuru kar di thi. Lekin aise me nind kahan. Usay ye soch soch kar kudhan ho rahi thi ki Rajat Martha ko Jokes suna raha hoga....aur Martha hans rahi hogi. Martha khud bhi badi baatooni thi....aur bakwaas karne waale usay pasand the. Pawan me sab se badi kamzori ye thi ki wo jis ladki ke baare me adhik sochta tha uss se khul kar baat nahin kar sakta tha. Aajkal Martha har samay uske mastisk par chhaayi huyi rahti thi. Iss kaaran wo us se baat karte samay haklaata zarur tha. Usne Imran ki taraf karwat badalte samay chaadar muhh se hata di.
"Aakhir colonel sahab kahaan chale gaye?" Usne Imran se puchha.
"Aahaa....bahut der me chauke..." Imran ne muskura kar kaha. "Mera vichar hai ki unke sath koi ghatna ghat gayi."
"Kyaaaaaaa???" Pawan uchhal kar baith gaya.
"Ohhoo.....chinta mat karo.....ghatna aisi nahin hogi ki tumhen pareshan hona pade."
"Dekhiye Imran sahab.....ab ye maamla bardaasht se baahar ho raha hai. Main kal subah bina kisi baat ke parwaah kiye colonel sahab ke laapata hone ki report darj karaa dunga."
Imran kuchh na bola. Wo kisi gahri soch me khoya hua tha. Pawan barbadaata raha.
"Colonel sahab budhe ho gaye hain.....mujhe to ab unke sahi dimaag hone par sandeh hai."
"Haan....achha to wo report kya hogi?" Imran ne puchha.
"Yahi ki colonel sahab kisi agyaat vyakti ya giroh se bhaybheet the aur achanak gayab ho gaye."
"Hmm....aur report karne me deri ka kaaran kya bataaoge?"
"Ye bhi koi badi baat nahin......kah dunga ki colonel sahab ke dar se decision me der huyi.....wo police ko report karne ke khilaaf the."
"Thik hai." Imran ne kaha. Thodi der kuchh sochta raha phir bola..."Zaroor report karo."
Pawan hairat se usay dekhne laga.
"Lekin." Imran ne kaha..."Tum mere sambandh me kuch nahin kahoge. samjhe. Main kewal colonel ka private secretary hun."
"Kya aap iss samay serious hain?'
"Main kab serious nahin rahta?"
"parantu ab achanak aap report ke samarthan me kaise ho gaye?'
"Zaroorat.....paristhitiyan hamesha badalti rahti hain."
"Meri samajh me nahin aata aap kya karna chaahte hain."
"Haaa..." Imran thandi saans lekar bola..."Ek chhota sa banglow banwaana chaahta hun.....ek sundar si patni chaahta hua.....aur dedh darzan bachche."
Pawan phir jhalla kar let gaya aur chaadar sar tak khich liya. Imran ne ganbhir se shakal waale Bartosch ko hairat se dekha jo zamin par ghutnon ke bal baitha hua ek nanhe se jangli podhe par jhuka hua shayad usay soongh raha tha.
Phir shayad Bartosch ne bhi Imran ko dekh liya. Usne sidhe khade hokar apne kapade jhaade aur muskura kar bola......
"Mujhe jadi bootiyon ki khoj ki hobby hai."
"Achha...!" Imran ne hairat prakat kiya. "Tab to aap uss booti se awashya parichit honge jise khakar aadami kutton ki tarah bhokne lagta hai."
Bartosch muskura pada. Usne kaha "Meri samajh se maine aaj tak kabhi aisi kisi booti ke baare me nahin suna."
"Na suna hoga.....lekin maine suna hai.....mujhe jadi-butiyon se atyadhik prem hai."
"Ohhho...." Bartosch ne hairat aur prasannata prakat karte huye kaha..."Agar ye baat hai to aap awashya meri sahayata karenge."
"Sahayata...?" Imran ne usay tatolne waali drishti se dekha.
"Haan....ek booti hi ki khoj mujhe Sonagadhi laayi hai." Bartosch bola "agar wo mil jaaye...."
Imran ne pahli baar uske chehre se gambhirta hat'te huye dekhi. Uski sapaat aankhon me halki si chamak aa gayi aur ek pal keliye aisa laga jaise wo kisi bachche ka chehra ho."
"Agar wo booti mil jaaye...." Bartosch ne gala saaf karte huye kaha "Maine suna hai ki wo yahan kisi sthan par kaafi maatra me milti hai."
"Lekin uski visheshta kya hai?" Imran ne puchha.
"Abhi nahin......abhi nahin. Main phir bataaunga."
"Achha......kya sona banta hai?"
"Ohh.....tum samajh gaye." Bartosch ne thahaka lagaya.
"Booti ki pahchaan kya hai?" Imran ne puchha.
"Poore podhe me kewal 3 pattiyaan hoti hain. Gol gol si."
"Ham awashya talash karenge."
Wo colonel ki kothi se adhik dur nahin the. Bartosh ne bahut dur tak phaile dhalaan ki taraf ishaara karte huye kaha..."Hamen wahan se apni khoj aarambh karni chaahiye, Lambi pattiyon waali kaantedar jhaadiyaan wahaan bahut dikhayi de rahi hain."
"Lekin abhi to gol pattiyon ki baat thi." Imran bola.
"Ohh....thik hai....wo booti vaastav me aisi hi jhaadiyon ke nilat ugti hain." bartosch bola.
Dono dhalaan me utarne lage.
"Mr Pawan kahaan hain?" Bartosch ne puchha.
"Main nahin jaanta."
"Main jaanta hun." Bartosch muskura kar bola. "Wo colonel Pratap ke laapata ho jaane ki report likhwaane gaye hain."
"Kyaaa?" Imran chalte chalte ruk gaya.
"haan....unhone mujh se yahi kaha tha."
"Sab chaupat ho gaya." Imran apna maatha ragadte huye kaha.
"Lekin isme kya kharabi hai? main nahin samajh sakta."
"Aap kabhi nahin samajh sakte Mr Bartosch." Imran zameen par ghutnon ke bal baithta hua bola. Phir usne apne donon hathon se sar pakad liya.....kisi aisi vidhwa aurat ki tarah jiski insurance ki policy zabt kar li gayi ho.
"Aap bahut pareshan lag rahe hain?" Bartosch bola.
"Rang me bhang pad gaya.....pyare Mr Bartosch."
"Kya hua?"
"Kuchh nahin...." Imran ruwaasa sa hokar bola..."Ab ye shadi kabhi nahin ho paayegi."
"Kaisi shaadi?"
"Colonel Pratap ki shaadi."
"Saaf saaf bataaiye." Bartosch usay ghoorne laga.
"Wo apni beti se chhupa kar shaadi kar rahe hain."
"Ohh.....tab to.......sach-much..." Bartosch kuchh kahte kahte ruk gaya. Kuchh pal sochta raha. Phir hans kar bola...."Meri samajh se colonel kaafi aged hoga.....budhaape ki shadi bahut be-maza chiz hai......mujhe dekhiye.....maine aaj tak shadi nahin ki."
"Ye bahut achhi baat hai." Imran sar hila kar bola. "Ham shayad kisi booti ki khoj me niche jaa rahe the..."
Imran ne Rajat ko ek suggestion diya. Usay vishwaas tha ki Rajat turant taiyar ho jaayega. Suggestion ye tha ki Rajat Imran ke room me chala jaaye aur Imran Rajat ki jagah Pawan ke sath rahna shuru kar de. Rajat iss baat par khil utha. Kyonki Imran ka room Martha ke room ke barabar me tha. Pawan ko is pariwartan par aashcharya hua aur sath sath dukh bhi. Wo soch raha tha ki kaash Imran ne apni jagah usay bheja hota.
"Lekin aapne wo room kyon chhod diya?" Pawan ne Imran se puchha.
"Aray bhai.....kya bataaun....bade bade daraawane sapne aane lage the." Imran ne gambhirta se kaha.
"Daraawane sapne?"
"Aaha....kyun nahin....mujhe angrez ladkiyon se bahut darr lagta hai."
Pawan hasne laga lekin Imran ki gambhirta me koi antar nahin hua. Thodi der baad Pawan ne kaha.
"Lekin aapne Rajat ko wahaan bhej kar achha nahin kiya."
"Achha to tum chale jaao..."
"Mm....mera ye matlab nahin." Pawan haklaaya.
"Phir kya matlab hai?"
"Rajat koi kaam soch samajh kar nahin karta."
"Arre......to kya maine usay wahaan koi kaam karne keliye bheja hai?"
"Matlab ye nahin.......baat ye hai...."
"To wahi baat bataao.......bataao naa...."
"Kahin wo koi harkat na kar baithe..."
"Kaisi harkat?" Imran ki aankhen aur adhik phail gayin.
"Wo.....aap samjhe hi nahin.....ya ban rahe hain. Mera matlab ye hai ki kahin wo uspar dore nahin daale."
"Ohh....samjha..." Imran ne sar hila kar kaha. "Lekin dore daalne me kya kharabi hai? Chinta ki baat tab hoti jab wo rassiyaan daalta."
"Dore daalna muhawara hai Imran sahab.." Pawan jhalla kar apna sar peetate huye kaha.
"Main nahin samjha." Imran ne murkhon ki tarah kaha.
"Uff....ohh....mera matlab hai ki kahin wo usay phasa na le...."
"Haat....tere ki.....to pahle kyun nahin bataaya...." Imran ne uthte huye kaha.
"Kahaan chale?"
"Zara Martha ko sachet kar aaun..."
"Kamaal karte hain aap bhi...." Pawan bhi khada ho gaya. "Ajeeb baat hai."
"Phir tum kya chaahte ho?"
"Kuchh bhi nahinnnn." Pawan apna matha pitate huye kaha.
"Yaar tum apne dimag ka ilaaj karaao." Imran baithta hua khinnata se kaha.
"Jab kuch nahin tha to tumne mera itna samay kyon barbaad kiya?"
"Chaliye so jaaiye..." Pawan bed par girta hua bola. "Aap se bhagwan hi samjhe."
"Nahin balki tum se bhagwan samjhe....aur phir mujhe Hindi me samjhaaye.....tumhari baaten to mere palle hi nahin padtin."
Pawan ne chaadar sar tak khich liya. Imran waise hi easy-chair par pada raha. Pawan ne sone ki koshish shuru kar di thi. Lekin aise me nind kahan. Usay ye soch soch kar kudhan ho rahi thi ki Rajat Martha ko Jokes suna raha hoga....aur Martha hans rahi hogi. Martha khud bhi badi baatooni thi....aur bakwaas karne waale usay pasand the. Pawan me sab se badi kamzori ye thi ki wo jis ladki ke baare me adhik sochta tha uss se khul kar baat nahin kar sakta tha. Aajkal Martha har samay uske mastisk par chhaayi huyi rahti thi. Iss kaaran wo us se baat karte samay haklaata zarur tha. Usne Imran ki taraf karwat badalte samay chaadar muhh se hata di.
"Aakhir colonel sahab kahaan chale gaye?" Usne Imran se puchha.
"Aahaa....bahut der me chauke..." Imran ne muskura kar kaha. "Mera vichar hai ki unke sath koi ghatna ghat gayi."
"Kyaaaaaaa???" Pawan uchhal kar baith gaya.
"Ohhoo.....chinta mat karo.....ghatna aisi nahin hogi ki tumhen pareshan hona pade."
"Dekhiye Imran sahab.....ab ye maamla bardaasht se baahar ho raha hai. Main kal subah bina kisi baat ke parwaah kiye colonel sahab ke laapata hone ki report darj karaa dunga."
Imran kuchh na bola. Wo kisi gahri soch me khoya hua tha. Pawan barbadaata raha.
"Colonel sahab budhe ho gaye hain.....mujhe to ab unke sahi dimaag hone par sandeh hai."
"Haan....achha to wo report kya hogi?" Imran ne puchha.
"Yahi ki colonel sahab kisi agyaat vyakti ya giroh se bhaybheet the aur achanak gayab ho gaye."
"Hmm....aur report karne me deri ka kaaran kya bataaoge?"
"Ye bhi koi badi baat nahin......kah dunga ki colonel sahab ke dar se decision me der huyi.....wo police ko report karne ke khilaaf the."
"Thik hai." Imran ne kaha. Thodi der kuchh sochta raha phir bola..."Zaroor report karo."
Pawan hairat se usay dekhne laga.
"Lekin." Imran ne kaha..."Tum mere sambandh me kuch nahin kahoge. samjhe. Main kewal colonel ka private secretary hun."
"Kya aap iss samay serious hain?'
"Main kab serious nahin rahta?"
"parantu ab achanak aap report ke samarthan me kaise ho gaye?'
"Zaroorat.....paristhitiyan hamesha badalti rahti hain."
"Meri samajh me nahin aata aap kya karna chaahte hain."
"Haaa..." Imran thandi saans lekar bola..."Ek chhota sa banglow banwaana chaahta hun.....ek sundar si patni chaahta hua.....aur dedh darzan bachche."
Pawan phir jhalla kar let gaya aur chaadar sar tak khich liya. Imran ne ganbhir se shakal waale Bartosch ko hairat se dekha jo zamin par ghutnon ke bal baitha hua ek nanhe se jangli podhe par jhuka hua shayad usay soongh raha tha.
Phir shayad Bartosch ne bhi Imran ko dekh liya. Usne sidhe khade hokar apne kapade jhaade aur muskura kar bola......
"Mujhe jadi bootiyon ki khoj ki hobby hai."
"Achha...!" Imran ne hairat prakat kiya. "Tab to aap uss booti se awashya parichit honge jise khakar aadami kutton ki tarah bhokne lagta hai."
Bartosch muskura pada. Usne kaha "Meri samajh se maine aaj tak kabhi aisi kisi booti ke baare me nahin suna."
"Na suna hoga.....lekin maine suna hai.....mujhe jadi-butiyon se atyadhik prem hai."
"Ohhho...." Bartosch ne hairat aur prasannata prakat karte huye kaha..."Agar ye baat hai to aap awashya meri sahayata karenge."
"Sahayata...?" Imran ne usay tatolne waali drishti se dekha.
"Haan....ek booti hi ki khoj mujhe Sonagadhi laayi hai." Bartosch bola "agar wo mil jaaye...."
Imran ne pahli baar uske chehre se gambhirta hat'te huye dekhi. Uski sapaat aankhon me halki si chamak aa gayi aur ek pal keliye aisa laga jaise wo kisi bachche ka chehra ho."
"Agar wo booti mil jaaye...." Bartosch ne gala saaf karte huye kaha "Maine suna hai ki wo yahan kisi sthan par kaafi maatra me milti hai."
"Lekin uski visheshta kya hai?" Imran ne puchha.
"Abhi nahin......abhi nahin. Main phir bataaunga."
"Achha......kya sona banta hai?"
"Ohh.....tum samajh gaye." Bartosch ne thahaka lagaya.
"Booti ki pahchaan kya hai?" Imran ne puchha.
"Poore podhe me kewal 3 pattiyaan hoti hain. Gol gol si."
"Ham awashya talash karenge."
Wo colonel ki kothi se adhik dur nahin the. Bartosh ne bahut dur tak phaile dhalaan ki taraf ishaara karte huye kaha..."Hamen wahan se apni khoj aarambh karni chaahiye, Lambi pattiyon waali kaantedar jhaadiyaan wahaan bahut dikhayi de rahi hain."
"Lekin abhi to gol pattiyon ki baat thi." Imran bola.
"Ohh....thik hai....wo booti vaastav me aisi hi jhaadiyon ke nilat ugti hain." bartosch bola.
Dono dhalaan me utarne lage.
"Mr Pawan kahaan hain?" Bartosch ne puchha.
"Main nahin jaanta."
"Main jaanta hun." Bartosch muskura kar bola. "Wo colonel Pratap ke laapata ho jaane ki report likhwaane gaye hain."
"Kyaaa?" Imran chalte chalte ruk gaya.
"haan....unhone mujh se yahi kaha tha."
"Sab chaupat ho gaya." Imran apna maatha ragadte huye kaha.
"Lekin isme kya kharabi hai? main nahin samajh sakta."
"Aap kabhi nahin samajh sakte Mr Bartosch." Imran zameen par ghutnon ke bal baithta hua bola. Phir usne apne donon hathon se sar pakad liya.....kisi aisi vidhwa aurat ki tarah jiski insurance ki policy zabt kar li gayi ho.
"Aap bahut pareshan lag rahe hain?" Bartosch bola.
"Rang me bhang pad gaya.....pyare Mr Bartosch."
"Kya hua?"
"Kuchh nahin...." Imran ruwaasa sa hokar bola..."Ab ye shadi kabhi nahin ho paayegi."
"Kaisi shaadi?"
"Colonel Pratap ki shaadi."
"Saaf saaf bataaiye." Bartosch usay ghoorne laga.
"Wo apni beti se chhupa kar shaadi kar rahe hain."
"Ohh.....tab to.......sach-much..." Bartosch kuchh kahte kahte ruk gaya. Kuchh pal sochta raha. Phir hans kar bola...."Meri samajh se colonel kaafi aged hoga.....budhaape ki shadi bahut be-maza chiz hai......mujhe dekhiye.....maine aaj tak shadi nahin ki."
"Ye bahut achhi baat hai." Imran sar hila kar bola. "Ham shayad kisi booti ki khoj me niche jaa rahe the..."