Maine Use Batane Ki Koshish Ki Thi....Yani Shak Zaaher Kiya Tha Ke Wo Khud Thressia Hi Na Ho....
Lekin
Usne Mujhse Ittefaaq Nahi Kiya....!
Tab To Zaroor Maara Jayega....Joseph Khush Ho Kar Bola
Imran Kuch Na Bola....!
Wo Manaus Ke Macho-Pichchu Hotel Mein Thahere The....
Aur
Imran Bhi Joseph Hi Ki Nasl Ka Lagta Tha....Yahan Beshumaar Siyaah Faam Log The....
Aur
Wo Unhi Ki Bheedh Mein Goom Ho Kar Rahe Gaye The....!
Lekin Joseph Ko Iski Fikr Khaye Jaa Rahi Thi....Imran Jo Kuch Bhi Kar Raha Hai Sarkaari Nahi Tha....
Lehaaza
Akhrajaat (Expenses) Kahan Se....
Aur
Kiss Tarah Pure Honge....Imran Se Bhi Aakhirkar Puch Baitha....!
Aur Imran Ek Zordar Khahekhaha Laga Kar Bola....Is Tarah Meri Ek Bohath Badi Khwaahish Puri Hone Wali Hai....!
Bachpan Hi Se Mujhe Bheek Maangne Ka Shauq Hai....
Lekin
Main Apne Mulk Mein Yeh Shauq Pura Nahi Kar Sakha....!
Arey Nahi Boss....Joseph Ne Daant Nikaal Diye
Fir Kya Surat Hogi.... Ab Yeh Jo 75 Dollar Din Ka Kamra Le Rakha Hai....Khana-Peena....
Aur
Tumhari Bottlein....Yeh Sab Aakhir Kahan Se Niklega....!
Agar Yeh Baat Hai Boss....Joseph Ne Sanjheedgi Se Kaha....To Fir Main Khud Bheek Maang Lunga....Tumhe Takleef Karne Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai....!
Acha....Khamosh Baith....Yeh Tera Masla Nahi Hai....!
Nahi Boss....Main Is Silsile Mein Bohath Pareshaan Hu....!
Khamosh....Dekh....Wo Ladki Mujhe Ghaur Se Dekh Rahi Hai....Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Khud Bhi Us Ladki Ki Taraf Dekhne Laga....Jo Lounge Mein Daakhil Ho Kar Seedhiyon Ke Khareeb Hi Ruk Gayi Thi....
Fir
Aage Badhi....
Aur
Seedhi Imran Hi Ki Taraf Ayi....!
Mr.Dump....Usne Sawaaliya Andaaz Mein Kaha
Haa....Aur Yeh Lavafanga....Imran Ne Joseph Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Kaha
Main Nigelia Hu....Usne Imran Musafah (Shake-Hand) Karte Hue Kaha....
Aur
Fir Joseph Ki Taraf Haath Badha Diya....!
Joseph Hairath Se Muh Khole Khada Tha....!
Nigelia Ne Imran Se Pucha....Kya Hum Yahin Guftgu Karenge....?
Nahi....Kamre Mein Chalo....Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Dusri Taraf Mudh Gaya....Usne Joseph Ko Apne Piche Aane Ka Ishaaa Kiya....!
Wo Kamre Mein Pahunche....
Aur
Imran Ne Nigelia Se Baithne Ko Kaha....!
Nigelia Joseph Ko Dekhe Jaa Rahi Thi....!
Koi Baat Nahi Hai....Iski Maujoodgi Mein Bhi Har Qism Ki Guftgu Ho Sakhti Hai....!
Usne Apna Hand-Bag Khola....Currency Noton Ki Teen Gaddhi Nikaal Kar Imran Ki Taraf Badha Di....!
Joseph Ka Hairath Se Khula Muh Jhatke Ke Saath Bandh Ho Gaya....
Aur
Usne Itni Saqti Se Jabdhe Bhinche Ke Gaalon Ke Azlaat (Maanspeshiyan) Ubhar Ayi....!
Imran Ne Gaadhiyan Le Kar Mez Ki Daraaz Mein Daal Di....
Aur
Nigelia Se Pucha....Us Aadmi Ke Baare Mein Kya Khabar Hai....!
Aaj Raat Kisi Waqt Ko Ittela Mil Jayegi....!
Main Yahin Rahunga....Tum Jiss Waqt Chaho....Mujhe Raabta (Contact) Khayam Kar Sakhti Ho....!
Bohath Behtar....Wo Uthti Hui Boli
Aur
Darwaaza Khol Kar Bahar Nikal Gayi....!
Imran Baitha Hi Raha....!
Kuch Der Khamosh Rahne Ke Baad Joseph Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola....Kya Yeh Bheek Mili Hai Boss....!
Ab Main Kya Karu Ke Vatan Se Itni Dur Rahe Kar Bhi Main Apni Yeh Khwaahish Puri Na Kar Sakha....!
Tum Kabhi Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aaoge Boss....!
Ladki Kaisi Thi....?
Main Kya Janu Boss....!
Apne Meyaar Ko Mad-E-Nazar Rakh Kar Bata Ke Kitni Haseen Thi....!
Ab Wo Aankhein Hi Nahi Rahi Boss....Bas Ladki Thi....Kaisi Thi....Main Nahi Bata Sakhunga....
Lekin
Tumhe Kisi Ke Husn Se Kya Sarokaar....Badi Nayi-Nayi Baatein Kar Rahe Ho Boss....!
Is Qisse Ko Khatm Karo....Yeh Batao....Kya Bas Hum Hi Dono Safar Karenge....!
Sawaal Hi Nahi Paida Hota....Abhi To Mujhe Un Partyon Ko Dekhna Hai....Ke Kaun Kidhar Ka Rooq Karti Hai....!
Meri To Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Tum Kya Kar Sakhoge Boss....!
Imran Kuch Na Bola....!
Waise Joseph Ne Fauri Mehsoos Kar Liya Ke Shayad Use Uska Yeh Jumla Pasand Nahi Aya....
Fir
Jaldi Se Bola....Mera Matlab Tha Boss....Pahle Bhi Jab Kabhi Hum Kisi Muheem Par Nikle Hai To Tumhare Matahat Saath Hote The....Tanahi Ke Aalam Mein Kabhi Nahi Nikle....
Aur
Yeh To Bohath Bada Maamla Hai....Itna Bada Ke Badi Taaqatein Isme Dilchaspi Le Rahi Hai....!
Main Samajhta Hu Tu Kya Kehna Chahta Hai....
Lekin
Pahle Kabhi Aise Halaath Se Do-Chaar Nahi Hona Padha....Bhala Kabhi Is Tarah Mar Jane Ka Bhi Ittefaaq Hua Tha....Hume Iska Saboot Dena Hoga Ke Hum Zinda Nahi Hai....!
Main Muaafi Chahta Hu Boss....Bhala Mujhe Isse Kya Sarokaar Ke Tum Kiss Tarah Kaam Karte Ho....Mujhe To Sirf Tumhare Hukm Ki Tameel Karni Chahiye....!
Isi Liye Main Sirf Tujhe Saath Laya Hu....!
Aur Main Khwaamkhaa Tumhe Badh-Dil Karne Ki Koshish Karta Rehta Hu....!
Nahi....Aisi Koi Baat Nahi Hai....!
Main Sonch Raha Tha Ke Hum Yahan Hotel Mein Baith Kar Halaath Se Kiss Tarah Bakhabar Rahe Sakhenge....Joseph Ne Fikrmand Lahje Mein Kaha
Thik Hai....Imran Ne Sar Hila Diya....Hume Bahar Nikalna Chahiye....!
Lekin Wo Kamre Se Nikal Sirf Lounge Tak Aye....
Aur
Wahin Baith Gaye....Darasal Imran Abhi Tak Raah Amal Nahi Chun Sakha Tha....Apne Mulk Se Bahar Nikal Aana Uske Liye Koi Badi Baat Nahi Thi....Kisi Majboori Ke Tahat Wahan Itne Dino Nahi Ruka Raha Tha....Asal Masla Yeh Tha Ke Kiss Se Mil Kar Kaam Kiya Jaye....
Lekin
Har Taraf Ki Neeyaton Mein Khot-Hi-Khot Nazar Aya....Isliye Usne World-Confrence Ki Tajveez (Prastav) Pesh Ki Thi....Ya Kam-Az-Kam Do-Chaar Mulk Ikhatta Ho Hi Jate....Jin Ke Zimmedar Afraad Ko Thressia Ne Apne Mars Ki Sair Karayi Thi....
Lekin
Uski Yeh Tajveez Bhi Aana Ka Shikaar Ho Gayi....
Aur
Fir Singhi Se Mulakhaat Ho Gayi....Jiss Ki Wahan Maujoodgi Ka Wo Tasavoor Bhi Nahi Kar Sakhta Tha....
Fir
Jiss Tarah Uski Waapsi Hui Thi....Uska Takhazaa Yahi Tha Ke Wo Jald-Az-Jald Mulk Se Bahar Nikal Khada Hota....!
Yahan Baithne Se Kya Faida Boss....Achanak Joseph Ne Kaha
Aur
Imran Chaunk Kar Chaaron Taraf Dekhne Laga....Yahan Lounge Mein Teen-Chaar Budhe Ung Rahe The....!
Achanak Unme Se Kisi Ek Ko Khaansi Ayi....
Aur
Uske Khareeb Baitha Hua Dusra Budha Bhi Chaunk Padha....!
Arey Bhai....Suna Tum Ne....Khaansne Wale Ne Khaansi Par Qaabu Paa Kar Dusre Budhe Se Kaha....Yeh Khoob Hawai Chhodi Hai....Kisi Ne Ke Zeroland Walon Ka Mars Brazil Mein Kahin Hai....!
Ho Sakhta Hai....Dusre Ne Sar Hila Kar Kaha
Khattai Nahi Ho Sakhta....
Agar
Aisa Hota To Wo Log Sabse Pahle Humari Hukumat Par Dabau Daalte....!
Fir Is Afwaah Ka Kya Maqsad Ho Sakhta Hai....? Dusre Budhe Ne Pucha
Iske Alawa Aur Kuch Nahi Hai Ke Badi Taaqatein Isi Bahane Yahan Apne Adde Khayam (Stapit) Karna Chahti Hai....!
To Fir Yeh Zeroland Wale Kahan Se Is Qism Ki Tabaahi Phaila Rahe Hai....?
Bilkul Dhong Hai....Pahle Budhe Ne Kaha....Yeh Sab Rus (Russia) Ki Shararat Hai....America Ko Is Tarah Nuqsaan Pahuncha Raha Hai....Zeroland Ka Hawa Usi Ka Khada Kiya Hua Hai....Ise Likh Lo....Aakhir Mein Yahi Maalum Hoga....!
Baat Kharyan Khayaas Hai....Dusra Bola
Maine Amli Siyasat Mein Kabhi Hissa Nahi Liya....
Lekin
Bain-Ul-Aqwaami (Global) Siyasat Par Meri Gehri Nazar Rahti Hai....!
Aisa Hi Maalum Hota Hai....Dusra Jo Apni Ghunudgi Gharath Hone Par Kuch Ukhda Sa Nazar Aa Raha Tha....Sar Hila Kar Bola
Baherhaal Humari Hukumat Chahiye Ke Ab Yahan Ghair Mulkiyon (Videsi) Ke Daakhile Par Pabandi Laga De....!
Lekin Isse Humare Business Par Asar Hoga....Dusre Ne Kaha
Haa....Ise Bhi Dekhna Padhega....Teesra Isse Sehmat Ho Gaya
Imran Ne Joseph Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Baayin Aankh Dabayi....
Aur
Uth Gaya....Wo Dono Seedhiyan Tai Kar Ke Nichli Manzil Par Aye....Jagaah-Jagaah Log Isi Masle Par Baat Karte Nazar Aye....!
Kyun Na Shaher Hi Dekh Le Boss....Joseph Ne Kaha
Isi Liye Utha Tha....Imran Bola
Wo Ek Bus Mein Baith Gaye....
Lekin
Unhe Khattai Nahi Maalum Tha Ke Jana Kahan Hai....!
Imran Ne Joseph Se Kaha....Jahan Dil Chahe Utar Jayenge....
Aur
Fir Hotel Ka Naam Bata Kar Yahin Wapas Bhi Aa Sakhte Hai....!
Aur Kya Boss....Jab Jagaah Jaani-Buji Na Ho To Yahi Kiya Karte Hai....!
Ek Bhare Pure Bazaar Mein Wo Bus Se Utar Gaye....Yahan Bhi Wahi Charche The....Logon Mein Khaasi Sahemgi Payi Jati Thi....!
Ek Jagaah Ek Maskharah Majmua (Bheedh) Lagaye Cheekh Raha Tha....Suno Logon....
Agar
America Ne Zeroland Ko Kharaj (Tribute) Ada Na Kiya To Jaante Ho Kya Hoga....? Soncho....Ghaur Karo....Nahi Samajh Mein Aata....Acha To Suno....Main Batata Hu....Aasmaan Se Bear Ki Bottlein Barsengi....!
Logon Ne Khahekhahe Lagaye....!
Joseph Bhi Hansne Laga....
Aur
Imran Use Aage Badhate Hue Kaha....Kahin Rukne Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai....
Aur
Main To Ab Sonch Raha Hu Ke Hume Manaus Mein Rukna Hi Na Chahiye....
Lekin
Chunke....Kal Mujhe Yahan Ek Aadmi Se Milna Hai....Isliye Raat To Guzaarni Hi Padhegi....Waise Yahan Ke Halaath Behtar Nazar Nahi Aate....!
Kisi Waqt Bhi Koi Aisa Haadsa Ho Sakhta Hai Ke Hum Dushwari Mein Padh Jaye....Yani....Yahan Se Aage Hi Na Badh Sakhe....!
Wo Waqiya Tumhari Samajh Se Kiss Qism Ka Ho Sakhta Hai....!
Manaus Se Kahin Aur Jane Walon Ki Checking Shuru Ho Sakhti Hai....!
Aur Hume Har Haal Mein Aage Jana Hai....!
Kal Hi Us Shakhs Se Mulakhaat Ke Baad Benjamin Constant Fly Kar Jayenge....!
Agar Usse Pahle Hi Koi Afath Padh Gayi To....!
Dekha Jayega....Zahen Ko Zyada Na Uljhao....Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Achanak Chalte-Chalte Ruk Gaya....!
Kya Baat Hai Boss....!
Udhar Dekho....Imran Ne Sar Ki Jumbish Se Baayin Janib Ishaara Kiya
Ooh Boss....Joseph Ahista Se Bola....Yeh To Pi-Son Hai....!
Tum Ne Thik Pehchaana....Yeh Wahi Hai....!
Pi-Son Singhi Ke Un Mulaazimon Mein Se Tha....Jin Se Kuch Hi Dino Pahle Unka Sabeqa Ho Chuka Tha....!
Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai....Joseph Bola
Iski Fikr Na Karo....Ab Hume Is Par Nazar Rakhni Hai....!
Tumhara Andaaza Bilkul Durust Nikla Boss....!
Pi-Son Pasta Qad Aur Bhaari-Bharkam Aadmi Tha....
Aur
Zyada Tez Nahi Chal Sakhta Tha....Isliye Wo Thahelne Ke Andaaz Mein Bhi Uska Picha Jaari Rakh Sakhte The....!
Wo Bazaar Mein Khareedari Kar Raha Tha....Thodi Der Baad Ek Aur Mulaazim Dikhayi Diya....!
Usne Bhi Ek Vazni Thaila Apne Kaandhe Par Laadh Rakha Tha....
Fir
Un Dono Ne Saara Samaan Ek Ghoda-Gaadi Mein Rakh Diya....
Lekin
Shayad Abhi Kuch Aur Bhi Khareedna Tha....Isliye Rawaangi Nahi Hui....!
Lekin Boss....Joseph Ahista Se Bola....Agar Yeh Ghoda-Gaadi Par Gaye To Hum Kya Karenge....!
Main Bhi Yahi Sonch Raha Hu....Imran Chaaron Taraf Dekhta Hua Bola....
Fir
Ahista Se Kaha....Hum Bhi Kuch Thodi Si Khareedari Kar Daale....Ek Ghoda-Gaadi Kiraye Par Haasil Kar Lenge....!
Agar Wo Usi Dauraan Mein Rawaana Ho Gaye Jab Hum Khareedari Kar Rahe Hai To....?
Waqai Yahan Ki Martoob Aab-O-Hawaa Mere Zahen Par Acha Asar Nahi Daal Rahi....!
Hum Ghoda-Gaadi Ke Saath-Saath Paidal Hi Chal Sakhenge....Boss....Martoob Aab-O-Hawa Par Yaad Aya....Yeh Ghodon Ko Bhi Nahi Chhodti....Yeh Daud Nahi Sakhte....!
Joseph Ka Khayal Ghalath Nahi Nikla....Samaan Load Kar Ke Dono Mulaazim Bhi Ghoda-Gaadi Mein Baith Gaye....
Aur
Unhone Paidal Hi Ghoda-Gaadi Ka Picha Shuru Kar Diya....!
Main Is Hawaa Se Badi Uljhan Mehsoos Kar Raha Hu....Imran Ne Thodi Der Baad Kaha
Tum To Bear Bhi Nahi Peete Boss....
Varna
Kisi Qadr Sukoon Mehsoos Karte....Joseph Ne Hans Kar Kaha
Kya In Cheezon Ke Alawa Aur Koi Ilaaj Nahi Hai Iska....?
Coffee Se Bhi Kisi Qadr Kaam Chalta Hai....Black-Coffee Khoob Piyo....!
Lekin Boss....Joseph Ahista Se Bola....Agar Yeh Ghoda-Gaadi Par Gaye To Hum Kya Karenge....!
Main Bhi Yahi Sonch Raha Hu....Imran Chaaron Taraf Dekhta Hua Bola....
Fir
Ahista Se Kaha....Hum Bhi Kuch Thodi Si Khareedari Kar Daale....Ek Ghoda-Gaadi Kiraye Par Haasil Kar Lenge....!
Agar Wo Usi Dauraan Mein Rawaana Ho Gaye Jab Hum Khareedari Kar Rahe Hai To....?
Waqai Yahan Ki Martoob Aab-O-Hawaa Mere Zahen Par Acha Asar Nahi Daal Rahi....!
Hum Ghoda-Gaadi Ke Saath-Saath Paidal Hi Chal Sakhenge....Boss....Martoob Aab-O-Hawa Par Yaad Aya....Yeh Ghodon Ko Bhi Nahi Chhodti....Yeh Daud Nahi Sakhte....!
Joseph Ka Khayal Ghalath Nahi Nikla....Samaan Load Kar Ke Dono Mulaazim Bhi Ghoda-Gaadi Mein Baith Gaye....
Aur
Unhone Paidal Hi Ghoda-Gaadi Ka Picha Shuru Kar Diya....!
Main Is Hawaa Se Badi Uljhan Mehsoos Kar Raha Hu....Imran Ne Thodi Der Baad Kaha
Tum To Bear Bhi Nahi Peete Boss....
Varna
Kisi Qadr Sukoon Mehsoos Karte....Joseph Ne Hans Kar Kaha
Kya In Cheezon Ke Alawa Aur Koi Ilaaj Nahi Hai Iska....?
Coffee Se Bhi Kisi Qadr Kaam Chalta Hai....Black-Coffee Khoob Piyo....!
Aur Rubber Ke Gole Bhi Halakh Se Utaaru....Rubber Ki Boo Bhi Dimaagh Par Asar Kar Rahi Hai....!
Badh-Boouein To Tumhe Jagah-Jagah Pareshaan Karengi Boss....Ya Fir Is iLaaqe Se Bhaago....!
Ghoda-Gaadi Zyada Dur Nahi Rahe Gayi Thi....Ek Chaar Manzila Imaarath Ke Saamne Ruk Gayi....
Aur
Wo Dono Us Par Se Samaan Utaarne Lage....!
Tum Yahin Thahero....Imran Ne Joseph Se Kaha....Main Dekhta Hu Ke Unka Khiyaam (Nivaas) Kiss Hisse Mein Hai....
Fir
Wo Un Dono Ke Piche Chala Gaya....
Aur
Joseph Wahin Khada Raha....!
Joseph Sonchne Laga....Aakhir Kiss Tarah Yeh Sab Hoga....Aisi Be-Sar-O-Samaani Ke Aalam Mein To Kabhi Nahi Nikle The....Jane Kyun Lafz Be-Sar-O-Samaani Us Par Savaar Ho Gaya Tha....!
Achanak Joseph Chaunk Padha....Piche Se Shayad Kisi Ne Use Mukhateeb Kiya Tha....Wo Tezi Se Mudha....
Aur
Usi Ladki Nigelia Ko Saamne Khada Dekh Kar Hairaan Rahe Gaya....Jo Kuch Der Pahle Imran Ke Liye Currency Noton Ki Gaddhiyan Layi Thi....!
Tum Shayad Lavafanga Ho....?
Haa....Lavafanga....Joseph Sar Hila Kar Bola....Passport Par Uska Yahi Naam Darj Tha....!
Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho....?
Mera Boss Saamne Wali Imaarath Mein Gaya Hai....Main Yahan Uska Intezar Kar Raha Hu....!
Badi Ajeeb Baat Hai....!
Main Nahi Samjha Missy....Tum Kya Kehna Chahti Ho....!
Kuch Nahi....Kya Wo Jaldi Hi Wapas Ayenge....!
Iske Baare Mein Kuch Nahi Kaha Jaa Sakhta Missy....!
Wo Kuch Na Boli....
Aur
Joseph Bhi Khamosh Raha....!
Thodi Der Baad Imran Ki Waapsi Hui....
Aur
Wo Joseph Ke Khareeb Us Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Pahle To Thithka....
Fir
Aage Badhta Chala Aya....!
Hello....Imran Khareeb Pahunch Kar Muskuraya
Mr.Dump....Ajeeb Ittefaaq Hai....!
Hai To....Imran Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhta Hua Bola
Yahan Is Imaarath Mein Tumhe Kya Kaam Tha....?
Aur Main Tum Se Yeh Zaroor Puchunga Ke Tumhara Guzar Idhar Kyun Hua Hai....?
Main To Kal Se Yahin Hu....Kuch Der Ke Liye Jagah Tabdil Ki Thi....
Kyun Ke
Tumhare Paas Pahunchna Tha....!
Aur Fir Yahin Aa Gayi....!
Mr.Dump....!
Haa....Miss.Nigelia....!
Tum Is Imaarath Mein Kiss Se Milne Gaye The....?
Kya Iska Jawaab Dena Zaroori Hai....!
Behadh Zaroori Mr.Dump....Pahle Iske Ke Mere Chief Tum Se Jawaab Talab Kare Mujhe Hi Mutmayeen (Santusht) Kar Do....!
Main Ek Lambe Aur Dooble-Patle Aadmi Ko Dekhne Gaya Tha....!
Kya Tum Use Jaante Ho....?
Jaanta Hu....
Lekin
Yeh Nahi Jaanta Ke Wo Yahan Kya Kahe Laata Hai....!
Carlos....!
Aur Tum Usi Ki Nigrani Kar Rahi Ho....!
Bas Mr.Dump....Tumhe Humare Chief Ke Paas Jana Padhega....!
Main Zaroor Jaunga....!
Nigelia Ne Baayi Janib Mudh Kar Kisi Ko Ishaara Kiya....
Aur
Imran Se Boli....Udhar Jao....!
Imran Ne Joseph Ko Saath Aane Ka Ishaara Kiya....
Aur
Usi Janib Chal Padha....!
Idhar Mister....Kuch Dur Chalne Ke Baad Usne Kisi Ko Kahte Suna....Ek Lambe Qad Aadmi Ne Sadak Ke Kinaare Khadi Gaadi Ki Taraf Ishaara Kiya Tha....Wo Gandumi Rang Aur Khush Shakl Ka Jawaan Aadmi Tha....!
Dono Gaadi Mein Baith Gaye....
Aur
Ajnabi Ne Steering Sambhaal Liya....Khaasi Tez Raftaar Se Gaadi Rawaana Hui....!
Wo Dono Khamosh The....
Aur
Ajnabi Ne Bhi Usne Koi Baat Nahi Ki....!
Kuch Der Baad Gaadi Ek Imaarath Ke Saamne Ruki....Unse Utarne Ko Kaha Gaya....
Aur
Wo Ajnabi Ki Rehnumayi Mein Andar Pahunche....!
Fir Wo Ek Aise Kamre Mein Pahunchaye Gaye....Jahan Sirf Ek Sehathmand Aur Khush Shakl Aurat Baithi Hui Thi....Umar Zyada Se Zyada 30 Saal Rahi Hogi....Usne Uth Kar Unka Isteqbaal Kiya....
Aur
Behadh Pyari Awaaz Mein Boli....Tumhare Saathi Ki Maujoodgi Ghair Zaroori Hogi....!
Mukhateeb Imran Tha....Usne Mudh Kar Joseph Ki Taraf Dekha....
Aur
Wo Chup-Chaap Kamre Se Nikal Gaya....!
Khud Aurat Ne Aage Badh Kar Darwaaza Bolt Kiya....!
Please Sit-Down Mr.Dump....Wo Apni Kursi Ki Taraf Badhti Hui Boli
Imran Uska Shukriya Ada Kar Ke Baith Gaya....!
Tumhe Raqm Mil Gayi Thi Mr.Dump....!
Mil Gayi Thi....Uske Liye Bhi Shukriya....!
Humare Mexican Agent Ki Hidayath Ke Mutebeeq Yeh Raqm Di Gayi Hai....!
Thik Hai....Imran Sar Hila Kar Bola
Lekin Tumhe Carlos Se Kya Sarokaar....?
Kya Yeh Tumhare Liye Kisi Pareshaani Ka Baees Hai....!
Yaqeenan Mr.Dump....!
To Fir Mujhe Maalum Hona Chahiye Ke Aisa Kyun Hai....!
Isse Pahle Hum Yeh Maalum Karna Chahenge Ke Tumhara Carlos Se Kya Talookh Hai....!
Wahi Jo Ek Shikaari Ka Apne Shikaar Se Ho Sakhta Hai....!
To Tum Uska Picha Karte Hue Yahan Aye Ho....!
Yahi Samajh Lo....!
Aur Badastoor Uska Picha Karte Rahoge....!
Laazmi Amal Hai....!
Lekin Tum Uska Picha Kyun Kar Rahe Ho....!
Hume Shak Hai Ke Yeh Humare Paas Munshiyaat (Drugs) Ki Ghair Khanooni Supply Kar Raha Hai....!
Saboot Ki Frahami (Pradaan) Hi Ke Liye Main Uska Picha Kar Raha Hu....Abhi Haal Hi Mein Usne Mere Mulk Ka Ek Khufiya Daura Kiya Tha....!
Kya Abhi Tak Tumhe Koi Pokhta Saboot Nahi Mila....!
Yahi Baat Hai....Imran Ne Jawaab Diya....Wo Mehsoos Kar Raha Tha Ke Uske Saaf Jawaabat Par Use Mayoosi Hui Hai....!
Tumhare Mulk Mein Uski Kya Haisiyath Hai....!
Koi Haisiyath Hoti To Choron Ki Tarah Daura Kyun Karta....!
Khair Mr.Dump....Wo Lambi Saans Le Kar Boli....Tum Agar Wahan Milte Tab Bhi Humari Mulakhaat Zaroor Hoti....
Kyun Ke
Humare Mexican Agent Ne Baad Mein Mutaalba (Demand) Kiya Tha Ke Tum Bohath Kaam Ke Aadmi Ho....Tumhe Sarkaari Mehmaan Hona Chahiye....Kal Wo Yahan Pahunch Kar Mujhse Tafseeli Baat Karega....
Lehaaza
Mr.Dump Tumhara Samaan Hotel Se Yahan Aa Jayega....
Aur
Tum Dono Ka Khiyaam (Nivaas) Isi Imaarath Ki Chauthi (4th) Manzil Par Hoga....!
Imran Ne Khamoshi Se Sar Ko Jumbish De Kar Razamandi Ka Izhaar Kiya....!
Tumhe Yahan Koi Takleef Nahi Hogi....!
Thik Hai....
Lekin
Ho Sakhta Hai Carlos Is Tarah Ek Baar Fir Meri Nazron Se Ojhal Ho Jaye....!
Befikr Raho....Humari Nazron Se Ojhal Nahi Ho Sakhega....!
Dusre Din Dopahar Se Pahle Hi Mexican Secrete-Agent Wahan Pahunch Gaya....
Aur
Imran Ki Usse Mulakhaat Macy Trini Ke Office Mein Hui....Shayad Wo Use Imran Ke Baare Mein Sab Kuch Bata Chuka Tha....Isliye Jaise Hi Imran Uske Office Mein Pahuncha....Wo Kursi Se Uth Kar Uske Isteqbaal Ke Liye Darwaaze Tak Aa Gayi....Bohath Garmjoshi Se Musaafah (Shake-Hand) Kiya....
Aur
Boli....Main Tasavoor Bhi Nahi Kar Sakhti Thi Ke Zeroland Ke Specialist Mr.Ali Imran Se Is Tarah Mulakhaat Hogi....!
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Carlos Ki Wajah Se Baat Itni Aage Badh Gayi....Imran Hans Kar Bola
Nahi....Pyare Imran....Aisa Na Kaho....Mexican Agent Bola....Har Haal Mein Yahi Hota....Hum Bohath Purane Dost Hai....!
Isi Dosti Aur Bharose Ki Bina Par Maine Aakhirkar Tum Se Contact Kiya Tha....Imran Bola
Aur Mr.Imran....Tum Ne Is Maamle Mein Badi Aqlmandi Ka Saboot Diya Hai....Ab Hum Sab Mil Kar Dekhenge Ke Zeroland Walon Ne Mere Mulk Ko Kiss Hadh Tak Nuqsaan Pahunchaya Hai....!
To Fir Main Bhi Is Mulakhaat Ko Yaadgar Kyun Na Bana Du....Imran Hans Kar Bola
Zaroor....Zaroor....
Lekin
Kiss Tarah Mr.Imran....Trini Ne Use Ghaur Se Dekhte Hue Pucha
Iska Talookh Carlos Se Hai....Kya Tum Log Use Sirf Isi Naam Se Jaante Ho....?
Haa Mr.Imran....Wo Peru Ke Shaher Iquitos Ka Basheenda Hai....
Aur
Bohath Bada Drug Trafficking Chalata Hai....
Lekin
Afsos Ke Hum Uske Khilaaf Abhi Tak Koi Pokhta Saboot Haasil Nahi Kar Sakhe....Waise Uska Shumaar Peru Ke Moazizin (Sammaanit) Mein Hota....Kabhi Hukumat Mein Shaamil Nahi Hua....
Lekin
Har Hukumat Par Uska Asar Rehta Hai....!
Wo Sirf Peru Ka Basheenda Nahi Hai....Imran Lambi Saans Le Kar Bola....Balke Alag-Alag Naamo Se Saari Duniya Ka Basheenda Hai....!
Main Nahi Samjhi....!
Cheeni Inquilaab Ke Baaghi Singhi Ka Naam Suna Hai Kabhi....?
Kyun Nahi....Wo Ek International Badmaash Hai....!
Carlos Bhi Usi Ka Ek Naam Hai....!
Nahi....Wo Baukhla Kar Uth Gayi
Mexican Agent Ki Bhi Yahi Kaifiyath Hui Thi....!
Fir Wo Unhe Wahin Baithe Rahne Ka Ishaara Kar Ke Tezi Se Bahar Nikal Gayi....
Aur
Mexican Agent Ne Zordar Khahekhaha Laga Kar Kaha....Dekho....Tum Ne Yahan Khadam Rakhte Hi Unhe Faida Pahunchana Shuru Kar Diya....Chief Trini Ko Main Yahi Bawar Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha....Ab Agar Singhi Uske Haath Aa Gaya To Yeh Log Tumhara Juloos Nikaal Denge....!
Main Singhi Ka Bhi Specialist Hu....!
Aakhir Uske Iraade Kya Hai....?
Wo Zeroland Ke Mars Ki Talaash Mein Hai....Kya Tum Yeh Jaante Ho Ke Wo Bhi Arse Tak Zeroland Ke Bado Mein Shaamil Tha....!
Nahi....Main Nahi Jaanta....!
Fir Uski Aur T3B Ki An-Ban Ho Gayi....
Aur
Zeroland Ka Dushman Ban Gaya....!
Tum Humari Maalumaat Mein Izaafa (Increas) Kar Rahe Ho Pyare Imran....!
Aur Ab Yaqeen Ke Saath Nahi Kaha Jaa Sakhta Ke Kitni Der Tak Ghayab Rahegi....Ghazab Ki Aurat Hai Wo....
Micheal....Yeh Batao....Kya Tum Mere Saath Sahyog Karte Waqt Tum Yeh Sonch Liya Tha Ke Tumhari Hukumat Mera Saath Degi....Imran Ne Usse Pucha
Dekho Pyare Imran....Yeh Ek Lamba Chakkar Hai....Kya Tum Yeh Samajhte Ho Ke Hum Duniya Mein Hone Wale Waqiyaat Ki Taraf Se Apni Aankhein Bandh Rakhte Hai....Jab Humari Hukumat Ko iLm Hua Ke Us Mars Ke Karobaar Mein Khud Brazil Ko Maloos Kiya Jaa Raha Hai To Use Tashveesh (Chinta) Hui....Mujhe Ittela Mili Ke Chaar Bade Mulkon Ke Numaidon Ke Alawa Tum Bhi Unhi Ke Saath Mars Ki Sair Kar Chuke Ho To Maine Apni Hukumat Se Contact Kiya....Kuch Dino Pahle Ek German Painting Ke Silsile Mein Bhi Tumhara Naam Suna Gaya Tha....Meri Hukumat Ne Mujhe Tainaat Kiya Ke Tum Se Contact Karu....
Lekin
Meri Khush-Kismati Ke Tum Ne Khud Hi Is Silsile Mein Mujhse Madad Talab Kar Li....Is Tarah Saari Kadhiyan Aapas Mein Milti Chali Gayi....
Aur
Tum Is Waqt Yahan Baithe Hue Ho....
Aur
Fir....Tum Ne To Aate Hi Apna Rang Bhi Khud Hi Jama Liya....Mera Matlab Hai....Yeh Singhi Wala Maamla....Pata Nahi....Wo Kitne Arse Se Manaus Ko Apna Adda Banaye Hue Tha....
Lekin
Hum Uska Isliye Kuch Na Bigaadh Sakhe Ke Wo Carlos Ki Haisiyath Se Yahan Bhi Moazeez (Sammaanit) Businessman Samjha Jata Tha....
Aur
Hum Uske Khilaaf Pokhta Saboot Haasil Nahi Kar Sakhe The....
Lekin
Ab....Ab To Wo Saari Duniya Mein Wanted Paya Hua Ek Bohath Bada Mujrim Hai....Ab Dekhna Ke Kiss Humari Hukumat Tumhe Haathon-Haath Leti Hai....!
Yeh Macy Trini Kab Ayegi....Imran Ne Pucha
Ab Uski Masroofiyath Ka Kya Puchna....
Agar
Singhi Uske Haath Lag Gaya To Wo Brazil Ki Bohath Badi Shakhsiyath Ban Jayegi....!
To Fir Main Kyun Na Upar Jaa Kar Aaram Karu....!
Zaroor....Zaroor....Wapas Aa Kar Wo Khud Hi Tum Se Mil Legi....!
Aur Ab Tum Kahan Jaoge....?
Wapas Mexico City....!
To Tum Haqeeqatan Brazil Hi Ke Basheende Ho....!
Mexico Ka Shaheri Bhi Hu....Wo Baayi Aankh Daba Kar Bola
Dono Ne Garmjoshi Se Haath Milaya....
Aur
Micheal Bola....Macy Trini Tumhari Khabar Ghairi Karegi....Tumhe Bhi Achi Lagi Ya Nahi....Mahekme Ki Dilkash Tareen Aurat Hai....!
Mujhe Kya....Meri Shakl Dekh Hi Rahe Ho....!
Kya Tum Samajhte Ho Ke Humare Paas Tumhara File Nahi Hai....
Aur
Usme Tumhari Motadaad Tasveerein Nahi Hai....Acha....Khuda Hafiz....!
Joseph Hairath Se Muh Phaadhe Yeh Nayi Kahani Sun Raha Tha....Imran Ke Khamosh Hote Hi Hans Kar Bola....Main To Pahle Hi Samajhta Tha Ke Main Avval Darje Ka Ghamadh Hu....Bhala Boss Ne Kisi Mazbooti Ke Baghair Aisa Khadam Uthaya Hoga....!
Nahi....Yeh Mahez Ittefaaq Hai....Maine To Micheal Se Sirf Itni Si Madad Maangi Thi Ke Wo Mere Brazil Mein Daakhil Hone....
Aur
Kuch Raqm Ka Intezaam Kar De....!
Aasmaan Wala Tum Par Humesha Maherbaa Raha Hai Boss....!
Haa....Mujhe Iska Aiteraaf (Sweekar) Hai....Wo Meri Dushwaariyan Isi Tarah Rafa Karta Hai....!
Tum Sirf Usi Par Bharosa Karte Ho....Isi Liye Wo Bhi Tumhari Madad Karta Hai....!
Haa....Iske Liye Emaan Shart Hai....!
Ab Dekho....Kya Baat Banti Hai....!
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Khud Yahan Ki Hukumat Koi Muheem Tarteeb De Rahi Hai....!
Agar Aisa Hua To Bohath Acha Hoga....!
Khareeb Chaar Ghante Baad Kisi Ne Darwaaze Par Dastak Di....!
Joseph Ne Uth Kar Bolt Sarkaya....
Aur
Darwaaza Khol Kar Ek Taraf Hat Gaya....
Kyun Ke
Dastak Dene Wali Chief Trini Thi....!
Uska Chehra Dhuaan-Dhuaan Ho Raha Tha....!
Imran Ne Uth Kar Use Kursi Pesh Ki....!
Wo Nikal Gaya Mr.Imran....Usne Ittela Di
Fir Ayega....Lekin Isi Surat Mein Agar Aap Ne Uski Asli Shinaakht Apni Zaat Tak Hi Mehdood (Simit) Rakhi Hogi....!
Sirf Apni Zaat Tak Hi Mehdood Kaise Rakh Sakhti Thi Mr.Imran....Upar Walon Ke iLm Mein Laye Baghair Koi Kaarvayi Nahi Ki Jaa Sakhti Thi....!
Bas To Fir Wo Tumhare Haath Nahi Ayega....!
Kyun Mr.Imran....?
Bohath Upar Walon Se Uski Dosti Hoti Hai....Unhone Use Aagha Kar Diya Hoga....
Lehaaza
Ab To Wo Carlos Ki Haisiyath Se Kabhi Yahan Nahi Ayega....Use Pakadh Lene Ke Baad Hi Uski Asliyath Zaaher Karni Chahiye Thi....Ab Yeh Batao Ke Tum Ne Upar Walon Ko Bhi Bata Diya Tha Ke Kiss Ke Zariye Tumhe Iska iLm Hua Tha....?
Nahi Mr.Imran....!
Yeh Bohath Acha Hua....
Varna
Main Dushwaari Mein Padh Jata....!
Tum Se Bohath Si Baatein Karni Hai....
Lekin
Tum Ab Is Make-Up Ko Khatm Kar Do....Waise Waqai Tum Make-Up Ke Maaher Ho....Aakhar Jild (Skin) Ki Rangat Kaise Badal Li....!
Yeh Ek Alag Fun (Kala) Hai Chief Trini....!
Meri Khwahish Hai Ke Main Is Fun Ko Apnau....!
Mujhse Jo Madad Ho Sakhegi Zaroor Karunga....Filhaal Kaam Ki Baat Karo....!
Filhaal To Main Carlos Mein Uljhi Hui Hu....!
Fir Mujhe Kiss Se Milna Hoga....?
Mujhse....Wo Bade Dil Awaiz Andaaz Mein Muskurayi....
Lekin
Mujhse Usi Waqt Mil Sakhoge Jab Yeh Make-Up Khatm Kar Do....!
Make-Up Khatm Kar Dene Mein Yeh Khabaahat Hai Ke Yahan Bohath Se Jaan-Pehchaan Wale Mil Jayenge....
Aur
Fir Mera Kahin Pata Na Hoga....!
Ek Baar Apni Asli Shakl Dikha Kar Fir Koi Dusra Khoobsurat Sa Make-Up Kar Lena....
Varna
Main Tumhe Kahan Liye Phirungi....!
Lekin Mere Saathi Par Koi Khoobsurat Sa Make-Up Nahi Ho Sakhega....
Kyun Ke
Wo Haqeeqatan Nigro Hai....!
Use Nigro Hi Rahne Do....!
Lekin Mera Passport....!
Tum Ab Humari Zimmedari Ho....Mr.Imran....Isi Liye Kisi Baat Ki Bhi Parwaah Na Karo....!
Achi Baat Hai....Imran Ne Kaha
Aur
Bathroom Ki Raah Li....!
Main Tumhare Boss Ki Tasveer Dekh Chuki Hu....Bohath Masoom Lagta Hai....Trini Ne Joseph Se Kaha
Wo Haqeeqatan Masoom Hai Missy....Is Sadi Mein To Aisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Meri Nazar Se Nahi Guzra....!
Main Nahi Samjhi....!
Beshumaar Ladkiyan Us Par Jaan Deti Hai....
Lekin
Wo Kisi Ki Taraf Bhi Aankh Utha Kar Nahi Dekhta....!
Khoob....Khoob....Wo Hans Kar Boli....Tum Ise Masoomiyat Kahte Ho....Masoomiyat Se Meri Muraad Thi Ke Surat Se Bilkul Bewaqoof Lagta Hai....!
Main Kya Kahe Sakhta Hu....
Kyun Ke
Yeh Brazil Hai....Joseph Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Bola
Aur
Wo Hans Padhi....Bura Maan Gaye....!
Nahi To....Maine Kaha Tha Mumkeen Hai Brazil Mein Masoom Hi Kahte Ho....Mere Liye Ajnabi Mulk Hai....!
Tum Uske Liye Kya Karte Ho....?
Main Uske Liye Sirf Pareshaan Rehta Hu....
Kyun Ke
Wo Bohath Be-Jigar Aadmi Hai....Har Maamle Mein Apni Taang Aadha Deta Hai....Khwaah Wahan Uski Zaroorat Ho Ya Na Ho....!
Tumhara Ishaara Shayad Is Maamle Ki Taraf Hai....!
Aur Shayad Main Ghalath Bhi Nahi Kahe Raha....Hume Kya....Badi Taaqatein Jane....Hum Par Iska Kya Asar Padh Sakhta Hai....!
Main Tum Se Sehmath Nahi Hu....Yeh Tanzeem (Organisation) Saari Duniya Ke Liye Bohath Bada Khatra Hai....!
Nahi....Duniya Ke Liye Sabse Bada Khatra Wo Taaqatein Hai....Jo Bazaaher Aman Ka Dhol Peethti Hai....
Lekin
Apni Harkaton Se Aman Dushmani Ka Saboot Deti Hai....Jinhone Apna Ullu Seedha Karne Ke Liye Asia Aur Africa Ko Jahannum Bana Rakha Hai....!
Main Is Masle Par Tum Se Sehmath Hu....Asia Aur Africa Hi Nahi Balke South America Bhi Unka Shikaar Hota Rehta Hai....
Aur
Yaqeen Karo Ke Zeroland Ki Tanzeem Bhi Is Maamle Mein Unse Piche Nahi Hai....!
Main Samajhta Hu....
Lekin
Fir Bhi Mere Boss Ko In Maamlon Se Alag Hi Rehna Chahiye Tha....!
Wo Iske Liye Koi Jawaaz Rakhta Hoga....!
Khuda Jane....
Lekin
Main Uski Mukhalifath (Virodh) Nahi Kar Sakhta....Uske Saath Aag Ke Samundar Mein Bhi Chalaang Lagane Ko Tayyaar Hu....Yeh Puche Baghair Ke Wo Aisa Kyun Kar Raha Hai....!
Wo Kuch Kahne Hi Wali Thi Ke Imran Apni Tamaam Tar Himaakhat Samet Uske Saamne Aa Khada Hua....
Aur
Wo Use Dekhti Rahe Gayi....
Fir
Ahista Se Boli....Bilkul Wahi....!
Kya Matlab....!
Kkkkk....Kuch Nahi....Wo Hakla Kar Rahe Gayi
Ab Batao....Kya Programme Hai....!
Tumhe Humare Ek General Se Milna Hoga....!
Kab Milna Hoga....?
Aaj Shaam Ko....Main Tumhe Le Chalungi....!
Kya Mujhe Isi Tarah Chalna Padhega....!
Nahi....Main Jiss Qism Ki Moochein Select Karungi....Waisi Hi Laga Lena....!
Sirf Moochein....? Imran Ne Hairath Se Pucha
Haa....Sirf Moochein....!
Is Tarah To Pehchaan Liya Jaunga....!
Tumhare Jism Par Humari Fauj Ke General Ki Vardi Hogi....!
Tab To Thik Hai....!
Thodi Bohath Portugali Bhi Bol Sakho To Kya Kehna....!
Portugali Mujhe Nahi Aati....Albatta....Spanish....
Nahi....Iski Zaroorat Nahi....Tum English Hi Chalan....
Lekin
Itni Achi Nahi....Bas Maalum Hona Chahiye Ke Koi Ghair Americi English Bol Raha Hai....!
Tumhara Matlab Hai Ke Ahel Zubaan Ki Tarah Na Bolu....!
Haa....Main Yahi Kehna Chahti Thi....!
Ho Jayega....Koi Aisi Khaas Baat Nahi....Khair....To Moochein Select Kar Do....!
Vardi Aur Moochein Saath Laungi....!
Uske Chale Jane Ke Baad Bhi Joseph Gumsum Baitha Raha....!
Imran Use Ajeeb Nazron Se Dekhta Raha....
Achanak
Usne Pucha....Kya Tujhe Kaali Pahaadhiyon Ki Chudailein Yaad Aa Rahi Hai....!
Boss....Khuda Ke Liye Aisi Baatein Na Karo....Main Yun Hi Bohath Pareshaan Hu....!
